Don't own it.

A/N: These only take as a whole, about 20-30 minutes to write P: and they're good practice. Thanks for the fav's guys.
And of course all you lovely reviews, and i fixed my uncapitalized I from last chapter. Thanks for pointing that out.

Dear Sakura-chan,

It warms the cockles of my heart that you found the time to respond to my penmanship so promptly.
Although, I must confess I am disappointed in your manners.
Surely you understand…it's really rather un-lady like to curse.
Although… if your parents were cruel enough gave you that as your middle name,
I can see where you get it from.
I am however rather amused by your lack of concern regarding your life.
Rather than repelling me, you are becoming even more attractive.
Sasuke truly is rather foolish to have run away. Speaking of whom, be sure to send him my regards won't you?
Be sure to tell him to hate more often and ask him if he's stopped wetting the bed lately.
I've heard terrible rumors about that as of late.
It's impinging on my reputation.
- Yours truly,
Uchiha Itachi

PS: Hoping to see you soon dearest.

Uchiha,

Once again you address me too familiarly,
I would also like to remind you that it's against the law to pursue a minor by order of Konohagakure law.
Therefore, I insist that you cease and desist all communication with me least you'd like to be labeled a pedophile and put in the same category as that freak Orochimaru.
I am after all only 15 to your 20.
You sick pervert.
Secondly, I'll be sure to let Sasuke-kun know that his freaky brother is hitting me up next time he tries to kill Naruto and I.
and yes he is rather foolish…much like his older brother who thinks pursuing loyal Kunoichi is a good idea.
I guess killing the people you care about is the only way an Uchiha
knows how to express their feelings or something.
Freaks.
He'll be thrilled to hear from you, I'm sure. That's sarcasm by the way- in case you don't get it.
Thirdly, the only thing I want to be warming is a hot poker with which to gouge your
pretty little sharingan eyes out with.
Once more, stop writing me. Or I'll do to you what I did too Sasori.

Never and forever not yours,

-Haruno-SAN.

Ps: Hoping to meet you never again.
PSS: You have girly hand writing. Loser.

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Dear Sasuke-kun,

This is Sakura writing you, even though you don't deserve the effort or the time.
I hope you're doing well with your inferior teammates and having a grand old time searching for your sociopathic brother.
Who by the way has been writing me disturbing…love letters (If you could call them that.)
Come back to Konohagakure immediately, and I won't break every bone in your face.
I'll even forgive you for raising a weapon to Naruto.
Which by the way, YOU'D BETTER NEVER DO AGAIN.
Or I'll make sure the Uchiha clan DOES go extinct
Because I'll cut IT off.
Once more, Come home.
We'll deal with Itachi together, You, Me, Naruto and Kakashi-Sensei.
Yamato and Sai too of course because they are also part of the team now.
Even Itachi couldn't stand against the whole of Team Seven.
You'll have your revenge, and I won't be looking over my shoulders every ten seconds
worrying about being kidnapped and forced to have creepy little weasel babies.

- Your Teammate, forever and always

Sakura

PS: Your brother told me to inform you, that you need more hatred, and that you apparently wet the bed still. It's okay, I'm not judging you or anything…but maybe you should see a doctor or something.
Like you know, a psychiatrist.
Just saying...

Oh Itachi, you lovable creep you...

Don't get me wrong everybody, I liked Good Guy Itachi- and i had my suspicions about the whole massacre thing before it was revealed, but Evil Itachi was awesome too, ya know?
I kinda miss the old days where Sasuke wasn't an annoying unlikable prick, Sakura was gaining in badassery, Madara wasn't Obito, and Naruto was...well Naruto's pretty much the same as ever, thank god.

Maybe I'm the only one who feels that way?