Chapper 2: Demen Flowery
(an; Im sorry i haven been writtan latly. I acutely didant finish teh game untell now. The finale boss waz way to hard. HES SOOOO STUPED! I CANT HET HIM ATALL!1!1)
I was waken up by Lucina an she told mee "Get up Sara, itsa time to go.' I went woth her to teh Room where all teh otter samshers were. I wuz aboot sayhi to Tem,but Lucina tok me to a defferent room. It wus filed woth all kins of weepons. Guns and swores and otter weapons covared the walls. But in teh meddle of The Room, there was alotof Smash Bells.
I tooken the Smush Balls n some amino and gums. I kow i wus redy. Lucina loke dat me. "R u ready?" I noodled. We laft the Room, and weant to say godbye to teh otter smackers.
At teh enterance of the UMBERGRUMP, Lucina put her hen on my shudder. "Im gunna miss u." she sad.
"me 2" i sad back. I kissed here (NIT ON THE LUPS bC IM NOT A LESbAN!) on teh check.
I welked throw the barier. There wuz a cople of denims but I shat them and hey ded. The passagemay opaned up to a beg romo. On teh meddle of it, tere was a yallow flower.
"Howdey! Im Flower the flowey." I didant trust anythin her sance it waz heel. It wus probably a track from Satin nor Lauren por Mr. Johnson. "U have a Lotta LOVE. Ands whazts this?" it sayd.
I took out my shitgun, redy to shot it. But i felt relly funni. My hed hurt realllly bad. "STUPED FLOUR! WHAt Did u dO?!11" I scammed at him.
"Wired. You hace twoo SOILS. I didant think it wuz possible. Tis wall be fun. Since im so nice, ill give u a hint. Thoose smesh balls won't halp you here." Ten the flowe lagged an evul laugh an dissapared.
My hed hurted so much i pased out. Wen I woked up, there wuz somone who loked lik me lyin on teh grund. Tim passed, ten the otter girl waked up. "who r u?" I asked
"I'm u. Rmember? Mr. Johnson mad a clon of you, then i went into your body, tryin to mak u evul and lesban. But now im gud now!" Then I remememembered. It was Gud Clog Sara! It wuz awesume that i had her to ehlp meh. now i wasnt alone. It wux lik havin a best fiend that u knew wuld nevar betray u and became a lesban. we smiled at ech otter and loded our shitguns.
Aftar a bite of wlaking we reched a palace that wuz prepule everwhere. i thunk it was caled teh RUNS. we spooted a daemon goat laddie. i locked at Goood Clong Sara and we aims our gums.