Long absence is long...I don't own Shit, but if I did, it'd be better then what you actually got. (yea More on that below.)

Dear Dickhead,

FYI, Hormones are in fact a vital part of the human body, without them you could experience physical and mental imbalance- oops, wait that last part fits you to the "T" doesn't it?

I'm not chumming it up with your brother, he's panting (Ew.) after ME. I'm the victim here! I'm just being opportunistic about it and using it to my advantage. You're just jealous that I might find something out before YOU do. And if I DO find something out, I certainly won't be sharing it WITH YOU.

You not only threatened my mom, but you called me a nobody, you're a real piece of work, bet your Mom is appalled. (Yea that's right Bitch, i went there (again.) COME AT ME BRUH!) You've turned this into a war, prepare yourself.

I'm going to help the Village capture Itachi and make you regret that bench+ thank you Bullshit. Just you wait. So much for sending a Hawk…it got its tail feather's handed to it….it was like watching the Animal Channel. I hate to say it, but I ended up having to root for the Crow. Stupid hawk tore up my couch and had the nerve to claw me.

Its attitude is just as bad as yours.

-Determined to wreck you, your wonderful teammate;
Sakura.

P.S. Seriously, if you mess with my mom you are fucking dead.

Idiot In Orange,

Don't bother writing me, it's a waste of your time. You should be more concerned with Sakura, if you honestly think she'll get anything out of that man, you're much dumber than I ever thought.

- Ignoring you from now on,
Uchiha Sasuke.

P.S. I don't care about any of what you told me.

Uchiha,

You are getting so far ahead of yourself it makes ME dizzy. Let's forget you ever mentioned family planning, and let's ABSOLUTELY forget the…insinuations you've been making about…you know physical things….

I think your crow might have gotten a bit dinged up after having a spat with one of Sasuke's hawks…I'm not saying I've grown to like it or anything due to certain circumstances, but I didn't want it to croak in my house so I treated it. Don't take that as me consenting to its presence or anything! I just don't need dead birds in my home. So unhygienic. Does this thing even have a name?

Sooo…how's work going? Anything you wanna let me know? Like where, when, who and how the Akatsuki intends to strike next? Just curious, certainly not asking to plan a counterstrike or anything…Nope, not at all.

A Traitor who hates Traitors, Cute. Not Hypocritical there at all…Do you in fact have a favorite tea cup? or do you just sip tea out of broken skulls? I bet Akatsuki's furniture is made out of the bones of their enemies...

Your brother has threatened my mom's life…there may be blood spilled, not that you would care.

- Not at all yours,
Haruno Sakura.

To the Dead Man walking,

I have more than one way to kill you.
Rather than wasting time, you should just tell me where you are and get it over with.

- The only Uchiha that matters.

Long story short; Busy - Naruto ended HORRIBLY. It ended so badly, for a while i could not stomach seeing/writing for it.
In fact i am still disgusted by it. Sakura would have been better off dead then the ending she got, but hell, Even Itachi wasn't saved from the bad ending by death...his Novel apparently gave him "special feelings" For His little brother and he gets a Girlfriend to feel more "normal"

Ok. Ok...Its bad guys, its Very bad.

Agree, disagree, you can comment in the reviews if you still care C;