(A/N: Okay, sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been a bit busy, what with midterms this week and all.
Anyway, thankyou for my reviews! -passes out review cookies- please continue to read and review! I enjoy getting on and finding more and more! 8D
So, now for the evil goat chapter. I'm writing this while listening to the "Hampster Dance REMIX," so if it seems a bit odd, just listen to that song, and watch Nami's anger FLARE at the dumb goat!! -maniacal laughter-
Disclaimer: I don't own Harvest Moon or any of the characters, save for Kyo-kun! -huggles chibi Kyo- Yay!
ONWARD! -marches on while dragging a wagon of cookies behind her-
--Crater
Chapter Four: The Evil Goat
Nami's Pov
I walked into the tool shed, looking for the tools that I would probably need now. Kyo ran ahead and put the cow milker on a shelf next to a smaller milker.
"What's that one for?" I asked, pointing to it. Kyo grabbed it and handed it to me.
"It's for the goaty-goat," he said, pulling me with him into the barn. He pointed to a goat sitting there with it's legs folded beneath it. Its manger had "Cameron" painted on it. It bleated as I walked up to it, and I pushed it to its feet. I bent down to attatch the suction cup to it's udder, and it kicked it away. I looked at it, and I swore it glared at me. I blinked twice, and it looked away.
I picked up the milker again, trying to put it on, and Cameron again knocked it away again, bleating angrily at me. I looked up and growled at the goat. My eyebrow twitched, and the goat ignored me, once again laying down.
I got the milker, yet again, and pushed the goat to it's feet. I wrestled with it, trying to make it hold still, and it turned around and bit me. I whapped the side of it's head and clutched my bitten hand to my chest, surveying the bite. She hadn't broken the skin, but it was red, and there were teeth marks.
I tried once again to get the pump on Cameron, and this time it worked. I turned it on, and it began pumping. No milk came out, however, and I stared, confused, at the goat. Kyo came up and turned off the pump, taking it off.
"Cameron doesn't give milk, anymore," he said sheepishly, digging his toe into the dirt floor of the barn. "Daddy still tries, though." My eyebrow twitched, and I let my forhead hit my hand.
"Why didn't you tell me that, Kyo?" I asked tightly. I heard him giggle a little.
"Because you have to take care of Daddy's farm, and I'm showing you how he does it." He was biting his lip to keep from laughing at my face, which was twitching from annoyance.
"I don't like this goat very much..." I muttered, walking past it to the tool shed. I suddenly felt something ram into my rump, and I fell flat on my face. "What was that?" I shrieked angrily, glaring around the barn. All I saw was Kyo laughing hysterically and Cameron shuffling back to her manger. I felt my face twitch a few more times and picked myself up off the floor, dusting off my shirt. "I really don't like this goat very much.
(A/N: Well, sorry it's so short, but you can only write so much about an evil goat and not have it get monotonous. But, if you hurry and review, I'll update soon. I already have an idea for the next chapter, too! Can you say "chickens and retarded ducks?" -waggles eyebrows- I think you can. REVIEW! )