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Here it is, Chapter 5 - Ice Cream Roulette! Thanks for reviewing :) Enjoy!

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Fitz grinned evilly as he stirred the mayonnaise into on cup of ice cream. He was a nice fellow, really, but he could be pretty evil if he put his mind to it.

He manoeuvred the spoon carefully to disguise the mayo as ice cream. He shivered as Simmons turned down the temperature in the walk-in fridge.

"Fitz!" she yelled through the thick glass wall. "Why are you making this nonsense?"

"It's for roulette!" he yelled back. Her face seemed to light up and she quickly left to round up the other team members. Simmons loved these kinds of games, even if they came with a nasty surprise, because they were great team bonding activities.

Once Fitz had finished with his evil plot, he gathered six cups of ice cream into his arms and walked upstairs to the bar. He saw all the agents sitting there, waiting for Fitz to arrive. Simmons and Skye looked excited, Ward looked bored, Coulson looked distracted and May looked like she really didn't care.

Fitz, unlike the others, had been fair and didn't try to remember which was the rigged cup.

"Lo and behold, ice cream roulette!" Fitz announced.

Simmons clapped like a five year old and the others laughed at her antics.

"I'm starving!" Skye exclaimed. She closely examined each cup of ice cream and chose the one that looked most normal. She wolfed down all the ice cream, and was met with no mayonnaise. She smiled, satisfied after the sugary snack.

Grant was next to risk the life of his tastebuds. He took a massive spoonful and shoved it in his mouth. He smiled as the icecream melted on his tongue. His eyes suddenly widened but he quickly shut them tightly.

"Brain…freeze…" he muttered through gritted teeth. Skye smiled evilly and grabbed his ice cream to finish off before he could get over his brain freeze.

Jemma was so excited, she just had to have the next cup. Her hand hovered over the cups as she decided which one to get. She chose one and took a big spoonful, but it wasn't as hard as ice cream, but rather soft.

She gulped. Jemma knew she had the cup of mayo ice cream, but she couldn't avoid eating it. She slowly brought up the spoon to her mouth and let the gooey treat fall into her mouth. She scrunched up her nose in disgust but managed to swallow. She immediately reached for another cup of ice cream to wash out the disgusting taste. Coulson and May quickly reached for their cups, leaving none for poor old Fitz.

"Hey!" he pouted. Jemma patted his back and slid over her original cup of mayo ice cream, but Fitz hadn't noticed. He smiled at Jemma and took a bite out of the ice cream only to spit it out a second later.

He glared at Jemma who just shrugged and smiled before digging into her cup of ice cream.