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Ward was angry. Somehow, his whole team knew about him and May, and they've been paying him out about it ever since. He wanted his revenge, and he wanted it bad.

He had six identical mugs of hot chocolate lined up on the bar, the sweet smell wafting through the entire bus. He grinned as his fellow agents gathered around.

"What's the poison?" May asked sharply, still upset with him for spitting sushi in her face last time they played.

"That's for me to know and for you to find out," he responded with a smirk. Little did he know, shit was about to hit the fan. Literally.

The agents all took a mug into their hands, and together took a large gulp of the burning hot chocolate. Everyone stood there, glancing at each other in surprise. Everybody's tasted just fine. The group continued to drink their hot chocolate, laughing and joking around as they usually did.

Minutes later, a shocked expression made it onto May's face, before she leapt out of her seat and sprinted towards the bathrooms. Silence washed over the team as they all looked questionably at Ward.

"Laxative," was the only word he said before the entire team cracked up.

"You're so dead," Skye exclaimed with a laugh, clapping her hands with glee.

"She's going to kill you," Fitz added.

It finally dawned on Ward. He really was going to suffer the wrath of the Cavalry, and it wasn't going to be pretty.