Ch. 5
WTF?!?!?!?
"Which way did he go this time?" Ten-Ten asked Tsunade who was drowning herself in sake. She pointed.
"We'll catch him easy. Ever since Sasuke used mangenku sharingun he's been easier to fight, so getting him in a straitjacket should be no problem right?" Neji looked at his team mate. She was already holding the needles. She was smiling.
"Of course! Since when have I missed and besides these do hold a very powerful tranquilizer," If he hadn't known better he'd say she was evil, but that was Ten-Ten for you.
It was morning at Shikamaru's and Temari's house and everyone was eating breakfast. Temari and Shikamaru were shooting each other glances. When would they tell her brothers that she was pregnant? And more importantly how would they so they would not try to kill Shikamaru?
Just then Lee broke through the dinning room window. He was grinning ear to ear like a dumb 7 year old. (No offence is meant.) "Hi Temari and Shikamaru!" Temari and Shikamaru looked at each other as if to ask 'did you invite him?!?'
"Ohhhh," he said. He skipped over to Temari, "Can I feel the baby in your tummy?" (Whoa, he sounds like a 7 year old…..)
"What the Fuck?!?! No!!!!!!!!!!" she punched Lee sending him into the wall. Lee stood up and cocked his head to the right side his left eye twitching.
"What the Fuck?!?! Temari you're pregnant?!?!" screamed both of her brothers at the exact same time.
"Yes I am."
Gaara and Kankuro just stood there afraid to move due to the twitching Lee and they did not want to get hit by Temari's fan, but if looks could kill Shikamaru would be dead. Lee then ran out of the dinning room and up the stairs. "This is going to be troublesome," said Shikamaru as he and Temari followed Lee upstairs. Gaara and Kankuro cautiously followed them.
They found Lee sitting in the would-be baby's room staring at one of the walls which had a painted forest scenery on it. Lee turned and stared at them. "It would be better if the whole room was green and orange stripes."
"What the Fuck?!?! I am not painting my baby's room green with orange stripes!" Temari was losing her temper and fast.
Shikamaru wisely backed out of the room "I'm going to call in back up." He turned to go downstairs and saw Gaara hiding underneath an end table and Kankuro looking into the room one of his eyes twitching. 'How troublesome and it isn't even lunch yet,' thought Shikamaru.
He was down stairs where he heard a ding-dong. He opened the door to see Neji and Ten-Ten. "Have you seen Lee?" asked Neji. Shikamaru pointed his index finger up. "What the Fuck?!?! You killed Lee!?!?!?!?!"
"No he's upstairs scaring Gaara and Kankuro and making Temari lose her temper," said Shikamaru.
"Well then you better step aside, and let us do our job," replied Ten-Ten.
At that precise moment a breaking of glass and a shout of "I'm a real boy!!!" told them Lee had left the building. Ten-ten looked up and fired the needles, but she and Shikamaru failed to notice that her other hand was in Neji's hands. (O.o) All 4 needles hit… well….you get the idea. Let's just say that Shikamaru winced. (Ouch….)
Lee fell to the ground apparently knocked out. Quick foot steps behind Shikamaru told them that Temari and her brothers decided to join them. Neji started putting Lee into the strait jacket. "Hey Ten-Ten where'd you get that ring?"
"Ring? What ri-What the Fuck?!?!" Ten-Ten was looking down at her hand and sure enough there was a ring on her finger.
Neji had just finished putting Lee in the straight jacket and was now kneeling on one knee in front of Ten-Ten. "Ten-Ten will you marry me?"
"You put this on my finger?" Neji nods.
"Yes I will marry you." Then Ten-Ten and Neji leave dragging Lee back to the insane asylum where he belongs.
"What the fuck just happened?" asked Shikamaru.