Snow Day

By: Bunny

Rated: T

Genre: Romance

Summary: Soma gets lost in the snow. Only a snow bunny with a god tongue can save him.

Disclaimer: Shokugeki no Soma is a fantastic manga series written by Yūto Tsukuda, and illustrated by Shun Saeki in collaboration with Yuki Morisaki. There is also an anime adaptation, which this fanfic is based off of, and a light novel series. I do not own these characters or universe in any shape or form and have much respect for the creators of this story and universe. All credit goes to them for the characters and universe. I'm just using them for fun.

Author's Quick Note: Thank you everybody for your feedback and encouragement on my little one-shot. I decided to go ahead and continue this story from a one-shot into a chaptered fic. I will most likely keep it short, maybe only a few chapters total. I hope you continue to have fun and enjoy it, your feedback is much appreciated. xoxo Bunny

Chapter Two

Yukihira Soma lay sprawled out on his back in the kitchen of one of Nakiri Erina's workshops laughing his ass off. If he hadn't been laughing he might have surely died of embarrassment, but alas he was somehow taking it in a sort-of stride and laughing. His cheeks were flushed so red he could feel heat coming off of them, but all he could do was laugh harder as Nakiri Erina towered over him sputtering on and on about kissing her and how disgusting he was.

After quite a bit of a tirade from Nakiri, he caught his breath and managed to give her a grin of confidence he didn't have as he felt a pain jab through the center of his heart and said, "That. Was not. A kiss."

Nakiri Erina's ire skyrocketed as she started in on a fresh tirade, her heart pounding so loud she could hear it in her own ears over her yelling, "YES IT WAS! Who said you could kiss me! How dare you, you, you're so- you're so disgusting!"

Her face was still flaming red, and she felt a bit as if she might faint at any second, and in all honesty as much as she protested it outwardly all she could really think about was how incredible it had been feeling the tip of Soma-kun's tongue as it had grazed across her own tongue for that slight fraction of a second. Still.

She hadn't said it was ok to kiss her.

Soma got up off of the floor with a grace that irritated Erina further. He shot her another grin.

She wanted to push him back down on the floor almost instantly.

"That. Was a taste test," Soma said casually.

How-how dare he speak of her first kiss so casually!

Erina stomped her foot and pushed her hands down now feeling more irritated than she'd ever felt in her life as she exploded, "Thatwasnotatastetest!"

"What? I can't understand you when you're yelling so fast," Soma said, his grin spreading further.

He was sooooo annoying!

Erina pushed her finger into his chest as she continued to rapidly fire back at him, "That wasn't a taste test! What kind of a taste test requires you to put your tongue into someone else's mouth?! That was a kiss! You know that it was! You just kissed me! How dare you kiss me! Who gave you permission to kiss me?! You are at least one hundred years too early to kiss me!"

Soma pulled his bandana down from his forehead and wrapped it calmly around his wrist as he said, "I'm sorry, but you seem to have misunderstood. It was just a taste test." He paused for a second before he added derisively, "Princess."

Erina fumed as she stomped to her refrigerator and pulled out one of the puddings she had been concocting before she'd seen Soma-kun whomping in the snow outside her workshop and had decided to go save him from the storm. She slammed the bowl of the creamy pudding down on the countertop. The bowl made a satisfying clank as it hit the surface. She watched the substance wobble a bit in the bowl.

Well then...

She grabbed a spoon from the drawer, put a helping of the pudding on the spoon, stomped back to Soma and stuffed the pudding into his open mouth.

Soma blinked as his mouth was suddenly filled with possibly the tastiest pudding he'd ever had in his life. Then before he had a chance to process it, Nakiri had followed the pudding with a brush of her tongue across his own.

Wait...what just…

She stepped back and crossed her arms across her chest giving him a supremely smug knowing look.

Soma blinked.

He flushed red.

Nakiri just kissed him.

"Well?" She asked as she raised an eyebrow.

Soma took a step back. Wow. Who knew women were so scary.

He coughed into his hand for a second, clearing his throat as he scrambled to form some thought other than the mind-freak he was currently having that little miss god-tongue herself had just pushed her tongue into his mouth, "That's good pudding, Nakiri."

A scary, truly frightening smile crossed her lips then. A second later she was back at her refrigerator pulling out one bowl after another of all sorts of types of foods.

Oh boy...Soma took another step back, his mind finally starting to process what might actually be happening and not sure if he was happy about it or if he should run away in fright.

"What about this?" She asked a minute later as she shoved some type of strawberry preserve into his mouth, followed by another quick swipe of her tongue.

"Uhhhh..."

"Is this also a taste test?" She asked, sarcasm practically oozing out of her mouth.

He nodded dumbfounded as his heart began to hammer away at quadruple speed from usual.

What...just what exactly was happening here?

Another substance was pushed into his mouth followed by yet another graze of the tip of her tongue as it brushed against his lips and the tip of his tongue. He barely had a chance to register that it was some spicy chocolate sauce before Nakiri was pushing her finger into his chest again, "And was that also a taste test?"

Soma swallowed before he nodded emphatically.

Was she really going to push all these foods into his mouth and then stick her tongue into his mouth afterwards? He glanced at the line of food going all the way down the counter trying to figure out what she was really saying...

Why did he feel like she was going to either kiss him like crazy or chop his head off at any second?

Did she…

Another spoonful of some crumbly apple filling dessert was pushed into his mouth, Nakiri licked a dab of it off of his tongue a second later, "And that's also a taste test?"

"Yeaaaa..."

Did she mean…

Another pudding this time some type of fruit mixture...some mango, some...more of Nakiri's tongue...

"And that?"

Still uncertain of what was really happening or where this was all going, Soma stuck to his guns of his impromptu kiss being merely a taste test and said with much more nonchalance than he was feeling, "It's all delicious Nakiri."

She stomped her foot again and then putting the spoon down on the counter she asked sweetly, "And tell me Yukihira-kun...do you make a practice of putting your tongue into other people's mouths to do taste tests?"

Uh oh…

He could feel his blush coming back hot and bright, "Um..." He coughed into his hand again scrambling for something to say. What was he supposed to say? Nakiri, I've never kissed anybody or had my tongue in anybody else's mouth before?

If he said that she would probably laugh at him for the rest of eternity.

She closed the distance separating them and whispered lowly, "Is that how...diner boys do taste testing, Yu-ki-hir-a-kun?"

Oh, and the way she drew his name out slowly like that couldn't be a good thing, could it?

"I..."

She smirked as her eyes narrowed, "It's not like you to be at a loss for words. What happened to your tongue?"

She spun around walking away from him as she flipped her hair over her shoulder and then turned back to give him a condescending look, "Oh that's right, you were kissing me with it!"

"Hey now! I told you, it wasn't a kiss!"

She turned back to him, her more easily recognizable and kind-of less frightening fury back into full swing, "Yes it was!"

"It wasn't!"

"It was!"

"It wasn't!" He stomped closer to her, now feeling mad himself. He really hadn't meant to kiss her, but for some reason in some moment of fleeting spontaneity coupled with insanity he'd dipped his tongue into her mouth to have a taste and…

"IT WAS!"

Feeling completely crazed and flustered, and having an overwhelming desire to somehow prove his point to her for reasons he didn't even understand yet, Soma grabbed Nakiri Erina by her shoulders and pulled her closely against his body. He tilted her chin up with his hand, and dropped his face to hers, pressing his lips against her delectably delicious forbidden mouth. Brushing the tip of his tongue against her lips he pushed it into her mouth all the way as her lips parted. He slowed as he took his time tasting her mouth completely, savoring every bit of her, feeling her moving her tongue and lips back against his own. It was amazing. It was magic. It was fireworks. His heart was pounding out of his very being.

He sucked her bottom lip for a second as he finally pulled away from her. Then he pushed her away a bit by her shoulders and said, "That. Was a kiss."

She turned redder than he'd ever seen her before as her face transformed from a slightly dazed look, to a shell shocked look, into a look of pure righteous fury, "THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS YOU UNCOUTH BARN RAISED DINER BOY!"

And...with a fresh round of 'disgusting' being screamed at him, Yukihira Soma found himself pushed back on the floor laughing his ass off.