VII. 1989
Chi Delta Rho
"Jeezis fucking Kee-rist DiNozzo, what the hell was that?! This is supposed to be a pledge class scavenger hunt, not goddamn Fright Night! Holy shit. Okay. What the….alright. First, you're going to the hospital, just…you're drunk and you tripped and landed funny...on a garden rake...maybe a barbecue fork? Okay? Actually, don't say a damn thing or we'll all end up in the psych wing. Then we're going back to the house and changing your fucking pledge name to Van Helsing."
