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Link: hello and welcome back to…
Audience: Big Brother: Anime Addition!
Link: That's right! Last episode, we met our contestants.
Author: And now we're gonna see them battle it out for a million dollars!
Audience: (cheers)
Link: Our guest star today is….Achmed the Dead Terrorist!
Achmed: Good evening, imbeciles…
Author: You're really a dead terrorist?
Achmed: Yes, a terrifying….terrorist. Are you scared?
Author: No…
Achmed: Oh, how about now?
Author: Not really.
Achmed: And now?
Author: Nope
Achmed: God damnit….Oh, I mean Allah Damnit!
Link: We'll talk with Achmed later, lets get to the show!
Audience: (cheers)
Achmed: Silence! I'll kill you!
Link: (sigh) Lets see how our contestants are doing.
Camera one – Kitchen
L: From being here, I have been forced to put the Kira case on hold and fur- is that cake? Yay! (runs away)
Light: Ha ha! Now he won't know I'm Kira! Isn't that great Ryuuk? Oh, there's a camera. Heh heh….(backs away slowly)
Camera two – Front Yard
Byakuya: Since coming to Shinra mansion, its been a mistake. They all have been so stu-
Renji: I got a pickle! I got a pickle! I got a pickle hey hey hey he-
Ichigo: No, this is singing! If all the raindrops we-
Byakuya: (sighing) I'd rather be stalked by ByaRukifan than deal with this.
Camera three – Basement
Sanzo: Lets go! There's nothing down there!
Gojyo: Yes there is! I've played FFVII before! I know he's down here!
Hakkai: You still believe that Vincent Valentine is in the basement part of the mansion?
Gojyo: Been asleep for 30 years!
Sanzo: (smacks Gojyo upside the head) There is no Vince-
Vincent Valentine: Oh, Vincent Valentine? Where? (looks around) Oh, wait, Im Vincent Valentine.
(Commercial break)
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(End Commercial break)
Link: Okay, our first competition! Who ever can get the box out of Achmed's hands get to vote first!
Author: Oh, me first!
Link: (sigh) you're the co-host. You can't vote.
Ichigo: I can do it!
(Ten minutes later)
Ichigo: (still trying to get it)
Sanzo: (walks up and grabs the box)
Achmed: Quit touching me!
Link: Yay! You get to vote first!
(an hour later)
Author: The votes are in! Wait, Vincent, you don't play.
Vincent Valentine: Fine, I don't want to play anyway! (cries)
Link: Okay then. Where are Yuki and Shuichi?
L: You don't want to know.
Link: (sigh) Okay, two votes are off.
L – I
Light – I
Ichigo – I
Byakuya – I
Renji – I
Sanzo – I
Gojyo – 0
Hakkai – I
Vincent – I
Author: (sigh) Vincent, you can't vote
L – I
Light – I
Ichigo – I
Renji – I
Byakuya – II
Sanzo – I
Gojho – 0
Hakkai – I
Link: Who voted Byakuya?
Author: ByaRukifan.
Link: Oh, okay. Well, Gojyo, you have to die.
Sanzo: Yes! (Gets gun) I've wanted to do this for a long time!
(Shoots Gojyo)
Author: Good thing they're not FF characters or he'd be back by a Phoenix Down.
Vincent: I could alwa-
Link: No, he's off. I'm sorry. Well, that ends today's episode of….
Audience: Big Brother: Anime Addition!
Achmed: Wait! I have a joke!
Link: Okay then. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Audience: (cheers)
Achmed: Okay, so a jew and a nun go into a ba-
Author: Can't be racist…How did you get past the airport anyway?
Achmed: oh, that's easy. When they opened the suitcase I jumped out and shouted… "'Ello! I am Linsey Lohan!"
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