God that woman is annoying.

With her bright pink hair following me around screaming, "I love you Sasuke-kun!"

Every single damn day. She'd always find some opportunity to slip that 'I love you' in. And she wouldn't shut up. Ever. Feh. Typical female. Always having to get the last word in. Damn she is- was annoying. Even when she isn't near me I can still hear her. I'll be sitting in my room thinking about when I kill Itachi. …And remembering…things.

And when I start to think about…about how I…how I watched my family murdered. The flowing red liquid changes to solid pink and she pops up in my thoughts. Waving and screaming, "Over here Sasuke-kun! Over here!" All the while smiling so cheerfully, like she's the happiest thing in the world. Even though I'll just ignore her or walk away from her. She still keeps smiling. That's all she ever does, is smile.

And cries. God I hate it when she cries. It makes me feel so damn guilty. And the only thing I can do is tell her thank you. Thank you for crying for me.

And then what do I do? I knock her cold and leave her on a bench. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. This is why I can't have feelings for anyone. Itachi might use them against me. Or it will start distracting me. Especially this damn guilt. Constantly thinking about if she cries at night. Or if she's finally with that dobe. God he's annoying too. Not as annoying as her. But the dobe won't quit talking either. Or eating. That's mainly what he talks about is eating ramen. I've never seen anyone eat so much ramen in my life. I wonder…Hn. Stupid thoughts distracting me…But I do wonder if, when they test his blood, it comes out blood-type R.

R for ramen.

Hn.

It probably would.

I wonder what Sakura's would be.

Damn! See what I mean? She always slips in with something. Annoying the crap out of me. How did she do this to me? At first I didn't care for her at all. Saying what she did about people who didn't have parents. What a bitchy thing to say. How the hell could she know?

But then she got to be friends with the dobe. Getting to be so chummy with him. I saw the two of them laughing and smiling together. The more I watched them the more I got this funny feeling in my chest, like it was being squeezed tighter and tighter. Which annoyed me further because why should I care if she and the dobe became friends? I mean he has a crush on her. So if she liked him, it would make her leave me alone. Not be in my face all the time.

But then she would start screaming at him that 'I love you.' And damn I get one major heart burn from that thought. Which I can't have distracting me from training. In fact I shouldn't even be thinking about this at all. I should be sleeping so I can wake up early and get a head start in my training.

This is all so annoying. Too distracting. I shall bury it in the back of my mind so it will not distract me further. I need to become stronger. Stronger than that dobe. Damn him and his extra chakra.

Hn.

Chakra.

Cha-kra.

Chakra rhymes with Sakura. Damn! Damn them both! I can't think about this anymore. I shouldn't be. I will become stronger than both of them. And I will defeat Itachi. And I will not be distracted. Not by an idiot dobe. And especially not by a bright pink-haired female.

Hn.

Wonder if pink is her natural hair color. That'd be weird. It be even more weird if she has pink haired kids. If she even gets married to have kids.

Hn. Wonder who she'll marry.

Probably the dobe.

Ow. Damn this heart burn!

That's it. I'm going to have to get Kabuto to check on it tomorrow morning. He'll give me some medicene or something and the problem will be solved. No more heart-burn. No more pain. No more pink-haired thoughts.

No more feelings.

"In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior. So Live well. It is the greatest revenge."

-Combined Quotes from Website

So that was Sasuke-chan's! This takes place a couple of weeks after Sasuke-chan leaves Sakura on the bench. He is lying in his bed at gay snake-man's place. (he has his own bed! Geez. Get your mind outta the gutter!) Anyway he's laying there and just thinking about Konoha and gets started on this. Hopefully he's not too OOC. Sorry if he is. Hope you like the quotes. Thought it fit the characters really well. Ok. Next is Sakura-chan's!