Shulk decided to check up on what Dunban and Riki were up to, sneaking up the stairs when he turned behind him, to see that a bunch of the Smasher girls were following him.
"Uhhh... what?" Shulk asked, not realizing that he was still wearing his underwear.
"Your butt... it's so kawaii... uguu..." One of the female Animal Crossing villagers squealed as she fainted, her right leg twitching with glee.
Glancing down to see that there was a huge bulge in his blue underwear, Shulk blushed as he then gulped, glancing back up to see all the Smasher girls giggling as they all jumped on him. Almost all of them farted while trying to get Shulk, but he managed to slow time using his Monado Sword as he snuck out, dashing away as he then bumped into Samurai Goroh, who smirked as he was polishing his katana sword.
"Hello, future boy." Goroh stated as he wrapped his right buffed arm around Shulk, smirking as he poked Shulk in the nose. "You're gonna be very helpful to me..."
Shulk whimpered as he began sweating, realizing that he now had to clean his underwear from all the sweat pouring in, realizing exactly what Samurai Goroh wanted to do with him.
Watch daytime television.