A/N: These aren't in any particular order.
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"Step up. Small dip down. To the left."
"I don't understand why I need a blindfold for this. Wha- ow! That's it I'm taking it off!"
"No! We're almost there, hold on."
…
"Kay, lemme undo the knot."
"Finally! What the f-? Vega, I hate ducks!"
"Uhh… I didn't bring you here for the ducks. Um, we're here for the view!"
"Right. I'm loving the beautiful, muddy, decomposing logs presented in front of us."
"I swear, I didn't know! I thought it would've been cute to watch the ducks and maybe go for a swim."
"You know how you can make it up to me?"
"Hm?"
"Skinny dipping."
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"Man, I hate ducks."
"I didn't know, Jade!"