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A/N: Inspired by a video on Facebook. Please, provide some criticism.

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It was a relatively normal Sunday for the couple in the Vega household. Jade was sitting on the infamous red couch, with a laptop on the armrest. Tori walked over after microwaving some popcorn and plopped her head on her girlfriend's lap.

The pale girl immediately shoved her off and chuckled softly. Good thing the bowl was already placed on the table.

Tori scowled at her, "Gank," and repeated her earlier action defiantly. The "gank" in name just rolled her eyes playfully and decided to allow the act. The half Latina grinned boyishly up at her, "I can get off, if you really don't want me on you."

"It's fine, your head is where I want it." Jade winked over exaggeratedly.

Tori's face grew warm and stained pink. "Don't be so dirty."

The thespian gasped in faux innocence, "I'm not. It gives me reassurance that you trust me enough you put a vital part of your body right where I can chop it off."

"Only you can be so sweet, and then ruin it with something horrific."

Jade reached over for a piece of the snack and then flicked it at her girlfriend's face in opposition, "I am not sweet."

Tori stuck her tongue out, "Are too. I made you soft, Jadey." She then promptly moved her attention to her phone to prevent any further comments.

The writer narrowed her eyes at the offensive name, but didn't reply. She, too, turned ways back to her script. It slowly went from a horror and tragedy to a romantic tragedy. Jade honestly hadn't the slightest idea of how that came about, but decided to keep it. Afterall, it was good to unexpected in your works.

Tori, meanwhile, was scrolling through The Slap .com (no, not dot gov) with her headphones on. She came across a particular video that had the thumbnail, "Tag a friend that laughs like this," with multiple laughing emoticons. Clicking on it, it started to play two people sitting on a bed- a man and a woman, both holding phones. The man was most likely web searching and the woman was on the line with someone. The language wasn't anything Tori could decipher, but that clearly wasn't the point as the woman started laughing hysterically.

"AHAhah-hah-hah-AH-a-ah-hah-hah-a-a-a-a."

A small pause, some words exchanged, then:

"BAHah-hah-aha-ha-HA-ha-a-a-a-e-e-aa." Two words. "Ah-a-hah-hah-a-a-a-a."

The man was apparently fed up with the insane guffaws, so he grabbed the phone out of her hand and threw it violently to the ground. A one second pause and the man opened his mouth to

"AH-hah-hah-ha-ha-hah-ha-ha." The man pretended to return to his phone, only to mock the woman again.

"Hah-ha-ha-HAH-ha-ha-ha-ha." He scowled at her, wazzed off, then the video cut off.

By the end, Tori was shaking in silent laughter. Jade glanced down, "Vega, what the hell are you going on about?" The half latina attempted to compose herself, but failed after looking at her pearphone again.

The goth snatched the item and replayed the clip. She stared incredulously and squinted her green eyes. "How does one even laugh like that? Wait, no that's an insult to that word. How does one… ex-plode… like that?"

Tori propped herself up, gasping for air. She leaned on Jade's shoulder. "Who cares, that was the most I've laughed in awhile," the singer replied airily.

Jade smirked, "Guess we'll have to change that… with the TICKLE BUNNY TWINS." She whipped twin index and middle fingers up above their heads.

The half latina immediately ripped her head away and scooted back slowly, with her hands held up in surrender. "Uh… Jade, please, no. Me duele estomago." She tended to revert to her first language when nervous.

"Too late, Tor…" The pale teenager pounced.

"Aw- wh, ma- an," Tori groaned through giggles.

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A/N: "A… hilarious… [video], that now has… [5.3 million] views."

If you guys want to see it you can find it on Face book. Then in the search engine, type 'Df Magazine'. The post should be there. If you still can't find it, go to the 'videos' section of Df Magazine.

A rough translation of what the woman was laughing about is: the other person on the line told her she just had a newborn who weighed 14 pounds.