A/N: Very minor possible spoiler of The Civil War. Very minor.
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"Why must we go on the release date of Civil War?"
"Because all real Marvel fans do that."
"But look at the linneee."
"If you didn't take so long to get ready, we would've been here eons ago."
"That doesn't change the fact that the theater is going to be packed either way."
"I wonder if I could threaten the crowd like at school…"
"I really doubt that's a good idea."
…
"It's so freaking cold."
"...Here, you big baby."
"Thanks, Jade. ...You know I still can't believe you're so warm."
"I wasn't originally."
"Awhh."
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"Oh my god, this Peter Parker sucks ass."
"Hm. I dunno, he's kinda cute."
"Oh. Well that helps with my ego. Plus, I'm talking about his acting."
"You know that I think you're the fairest of them all."
"Don't go all fairytale-"
"Yeah, his acting skills are kinda lacking."
"Kind of, right."
"SHHHH," someone hisses loudly from behind.
"You shut up!" Jade retorts.
"What the heck! Lady, are those scissors?!"
"And you better pray you run out fast enough after the movie is over."
"Aren't you going to do something about your friend?" The man demands of the singer, a bit nervously.
"Eh, I'll stop her if it starts getting too severe." Tori kept her back facing the man to prevent him from seeing her amused expression.
"What?!"
"SHHHH," came the shushes of multiple people.
The half latina leaned over and whispered, "Did it look like he wazzed himself?"
"Yeah, Tor. Fucking hilarious."