"Press the button on the top right," Jade commanded lazily.

"I know how to do it," Tori snapped back. Befores she hit record, she plastered on a smile.

"Hey Slappers. So the last time I asked you guys for a new video idea, most of y'all requested I do the tin can challenge with my girlfriend…" The latina gestured toward the said girl.

Jade rolled her eyes, "Kay, seriously if there are people out there who don't know me," she pulled out a pair of scissors, "I'll make sure you do next time."

"Honestly, you guys should know Jade."

The pale girl smirked, "Right. Anyways, the tin can challenge is where we each have a certain amount of cans filled with something the other person doesn't know what's in them."

"In our case, we both have two tins. Jade will go first."

"No, you're going," she sent her a light glare.

"No. Same time."

"...Fine."

They both scooped a glob of mush with their spoons and shoved it quickly in their mouths.

Tori's face turned slightly green. Her head lurched forward and she clasped a hand over her mouth, attempting to force everything down. After finishing she swipes the glass of water on the table up and swishes the remaining gunk out. The singer ran to the bathroom. The faint sound of the faucet running could be heard from the living room.

Meanwhile, Jade struggled to keep an impassive face. While she managed the processed food better, it didn't make it any less nasty.

"What the fuck was that, Vega?!"

"I could ask you the same thing!"

"Spam puree is way better than this green shit."

"You gave me spam puree?" Tori emerged from the lavatory, "Chunky-Funky Cilantro is better. At least they don't have a weird stank to it."

Her pale green eyes flashed dangerously, "You. Gave. Me. Cilantro?!"

"Uh, huh, Jade. It wasn't that bad, right?" Tori backed up slowly, "I mean you can't even taste it… oh crap."

"Jade… Jade… chill out." She circled the infamous red sofa to form a barrier between her and the raging beast.

"Are you foaming at the mouth? Oh my god," the latina squealed while being tackled to the tile floor.

All the could be heard from the pale teen were grunts and animalistic growls.

"Uhh…" Tori spluttered as the shadow over her loomed closer and closer. She seemed nervous for a few moments before gathering her guts together. "What are you going to do, huh? Punch me? Kick me?"

That caught Jade's attention as she finally produced English. She leaned back, but remained straddling the latina. "Oh I won't hurt you. Something much, much worse will do."

Tori gulped, all confidence from before vanished into thin air.

XXX

Tori Vega

Hey Slappers… what should I act like tomorrow for school?

Feeling… Scared

Erin Sikowitz said: Be a dog. The. Whole. Day.

"Ha!" Jade scoffed, "That's perfect."

"Do I really have to do this?"

"You made me eat cilantro."