Fang's POV

How did this happen? How should I know? I know it's weird, but everything is when you are a mutant freak trying to save the world/running for your life, hoping to reach your next birthday/trying to avoid the mad scientists who want to make tests on you because they are completely nuts/trying to find a way to lead a normal life which doesn't involve Flyboys or Erasers attacking us. So, I guess that's why this happened. Things like this usually happen to us anyway, but most of them are worse, and not so weird. Anyway, this little family reunion was actually kind of interesting.

That's because Lissa (human ex-girlfriend) is also here and will be trapped with us for the next couple of days. This is going to be so great! I'll get her back, I know I will. Even if that idiot Sam wants her as well. She's mine and he can't do anything about it.

Do you really believe what I just said? If you do, then you obviously don't know me as well as you think you do. The thing is, I'm in love with Max! That wasn't too hard to guess, was it? But I have to find a way to make her jealous.

Fang? What are you thinking about Lissa? Oh no! Angel will ruin the plan! I like Lissa very much, Angel. Now stop reading my mind please.

Ok, Fang. Now, let's go back to my plan.

Max's POV

'Why did you say you were against us again, Ari?' I asked him as his evil Eraser mind began to plan how to destroy Lissa. 'You didn't mean it, did you?'

'No, not really' he said. 'I just wanted to see Jeb's reaction, but he obviously didn't notice. And don't try to feel sorry for me, Max.'

'Don't worry, I won't. I have other things on my mind right now' I told him. 'So, what are we doing first?'

'Step 1: Dye Lissa's hair. Have you got the purple dye, Angel?' he asked. Angel nodded. 'And what about the green dye?' Angel nodded again. He smiled evilly. I have to say, he really was a scary scary seven-year-old. Maybe all those tests made him what he was, but I was sure there was still part of the seven-year-old Ari inside the Eraser that stood in front of me.

'Ok. Everyone knows what to do?' we all nodded. He gave Nudge the purple dye and then he gave me the green. I went over to where Lissa and Sam were trying to hide, scared of everyone around them. When they saw me, their eyes filled with fear. I liked being evil Max, it was a good change.

'Hey Lissa, you really don't have to worry about anything. We are genetic freaks, but we are good genetic freaks.' Ok, I sounded totally nuts, but who cares? 'You'll have to stay here until New Year's Eve, so why not come with me and have fun? I promise, you'll be safe with us. Don't get to close to the other mutants though, they are called Erasers and they can be a bit dangerous.'

'They look like wolves, and their bodies can change shape!!' she screamed, terrified. 'And you have wings!!'

'I promise, I'll keep you safe' I must congratulate myself, I am such a good liar. 'You have nothing to worry about' Except for the fact that me and my mutant family are planning to get revenge on you! Mwa ha ha ha!

'Ok Max thanks.' She said. 'I trust you. Please do anything that can make me forget where I am.'

'With pleasure.' I told her. 'Why don't you come to the loos with me where we can talk, and you'll be safe from the Erasers there.'

She followed me. This was actually working!! You can say goodbye to your beautiful brown hair, Lissa! I thought.

Revenge is never good, Max. Whatever, Jeb. Just think of it as a beautiful experiment that will help me save the world. What if she takes revenge on you for dyeing her hair? Since when do you care about anything that doesn't involve saving the world? Now leave me alone, before I decide to take revenge on you for all the things you've done to us.

Ok, I'm not gonna go into all the details of what happened in the restroom. I'm just gonna say, it wasn't something you would see me doing every day. Anyway, Lissa doesn't trust me anymore, but that was part of our plan anyway. Ha ha ha! I'm so badass.

Fang's POV

WHAT HAPPENED TO LISSA? I just saw her running away from the restroom screaming in terror. The strange thing was, that HER HAIR WAS PURPLE!! Actually, half her head was purple!! The OTHER HALF WAS GREEN!!!! I have never seen anything creepier in my entire life, and that's considering that I'm a mutant freak who grew up surrounded by creepy experiments. Not even the half-human half-frog baby scared me more than Lissa. How had that happened?

Believe me, the Director being here with all her mad scientists wasn't as scary as seeing Lissa with purple/green hair! Then I saw Max, Ari, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Total and Iggy watching her with evil expressions and laughing as loud as anyone could laugh! Ok, I was mistaken, that was defiantly creepier. Had they done this to Lissa? Why? Why on Earth would they do that? And why was Max talking to that freak Ari? I hated him so much. No, not again! I thought he was our enemy, this is even worse.

I have to admit, I felt really relieved when Max said he'd expired. But they brought him back, again! Max can say whatever she wants to defend him, but we can't forgive him. At least, I never will. He's a monster, he can't change that! And he almost killed us how many times? That's right, about a million times! I can't believe Max is being such an idiot, how could she trust him?

Anyway, right now I'm more concerned about Lissa, who's trying to hide her tears and looks as if she's in the most dangerous place ever. Well, she actually is, considering that the Director wants to reduce the world's population by half and that she believes that only the strongest, smartest, and fittest are supposed to survive. That doesn't include us for some reason. Anyway, when she saw me she looked at me like I was her worst enemy, which I wasn't.

'What happened, Lissa?' I asked. 'You don't have to be afraid of me, I'm not like the others.'

'Your sister did this to me!' she sobbed 'I tried to resist, but she was stronger that me. She set me up!'

Then, she told me everything. I didn't know Max could be so… so evil. That was so unlike her. I liked it. But she wasn't going to get away with this. Revenge is sweet my friends, very sweet.

Max's POV

You should have seen Lissa! It was so funny! Oh, and Fang's expression when he saw her. He wasn't going to kiss her again any time soon. Not after what we've done to her. Now, it's time for phase two to begin. And it's gonna be even worse than phase 1!

Wasn't that enough, Max? No, I want more! This is the best Christmas I ever had. Just stay out of my mind and let me enjoy it.

You might want to know that Fang is planning to get revenge on you as well. How do you know that? I know everything, Max.What's he going to do, then?

You said it yourself, revenge is sweet. You should let him enjoy it, Max.Ok, whatever. So back to the plan, we have to get on with phase two.

'Step two: cover Lissa's face with spaghetti' said Ari. 'Now, where can we get spaghetti from?'

'Leave that to us' said Iggy. 'Come on, Gazzy. We have work to do.'

'Good' said Ari. 'Step three: To make an explosion that will scare her so much that she'll never talk to any of us mutants again, including Fang.' He made a pause. 'Can you arrange that explosion?'

'Yeah, with pleasure' said the Gasman.

'Good' answered Ari. He'd changed lots since he died. He didn't dare speak without permission; at least he was normal now.

'This is so fun, Max. Except for the Director being there' started Nudge. 'She's like, really scary. I hate her so much, I bet everyone hates her. Why can't she go to jail? Can you imagine the Director in jail? that would be like totally awesome! She wouldn't be so evil then, or do you think she would start doing experiments on the other prisoners? Is she really more than a hundred years old? How's that possible? I mean, did they do experiments with human eggs by the time she was born? Did she live in a cage like us? I hope so, 'cause she deserved it!' she stopped for a second. 'I'm hungry, Max.'

'You can have some spaghetti, then!' I told her smiling at the thought of seeing Lissa covered with sauce and spaghetti.

'Max? Maybe I could control Lissa's mind to do something really stupid!' said Angel. 'Like, I don't know, make her chase some whitecoats or say stupid things!'

'That's a good idea, Angel' I said. 'But we have to wait'.

'Max?' said a sudden voice behind me. 'I have to kill you now.'

You guessed right if you thought it was Omega. Wait, maybe I wouldn't have to fight him, not with Angel here. Oh, I had a really good idea.

'Angel? Can you control his mind to go and try to kill Lissa?' I asked and she nodded. 'Then do it, but don't let him harm her.'

Omega suddenly turned around, a confused expression n his face. Then he ran after Lissa, shouting 'I must kill you!' and making weird motions with his arms. Lissa began to cry again, but you'll never guess what happened next. Fang actually tried to protect her!! Angel stopped controlling Omega's mind, and Lissa just tried to hide from us in the restroom again. Sam, who was there as well, just looked confused. While this was happening, the whitecoats, the Director and Jeb just minded their own business, luckily for us. Dr Martinez and Ella were watching what we did like it was a movie.

'It's over, Max.' said Fang. 'Leave her alone.'

'It's not over until i say it is!' i answered. 'And this is only began.'

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride or any of the characters. They all belong to James Patterson. The clones might come in the next chapter, do u think they should help Fang get revenge on Max? or Max get revenge on Lissa? Or maybe Fan should get revenge on Sam? Thanks for your reviews, i really appreciate them!

Merry Christmas! (even if it's still a bit early!)