Chapter 2: a Cheshire, a mouse and a duchess?

i awoke with a start from the memory of my past coming back to haunt me but I didn't open my odd coloured eyes, when there was no noise and sure that nothing but light snoring was heard I opened them to see that i was in a red and black night gown in Joker's bed.

i looked and tried to hold my laughter as Black somehow was on the floor hugging a bunny plush and White was curled at the bottom of the bed holding his creepy clown doll thing, wow the move a lot so I decided i would leave before my fate was sealed forever so i got up slowly and left the one thing i thought of a note. i past many cells they didn't intrest me in the slightest until i almost ran past one who had an old friend so i retreast my steps, "Linguini?" as the guy looked up started the only thing he said was "ahh little girl there you are, you missed Ducky's 5th birthday and he's up set".

Ducky is not who think he is he is a mouse who thinks he's a duck, well he would't if Linguini didn't put a ducks brain into a mouse carcus, he's always with Linguini and hopes of one day of escaping with him. "sorry" i screamed but kept on running i made it finally to the forest so many arrows pointing everywhere, they could have made it less confusing oh well. "ummmm lets see if i take this path no how about the old way", for they all looked liked they all went different ways. "Lets see eenie meenie-" suddenly a voice hit my ears and i wish it didn't as i new the voice all to well "BITCH" "MO" i screamed and ran, running until my legs couldn't run any more suddenly i found my way to a place full of trees away from Joker forest. Me not being a cat like my sister Blue that can always climb trees so well you guessed it took me about 15 no 25 minutes to just climb a fringing tree. sooo a soon as i climbed the tree i looked to see where i was, i only saw one territory and it was the amusement park.

ok i know i will get lost but whats fun without adventure? so with out thither ado on to the amusement park, after an hour walk i was so tired i almost passed out. someone caught me but i felling into nothingness. my eyes being closed i couldn't register what was around me so i just listened, "careful if you play your music you probably kill her in her sleep" as the person said with a purr, with sniggering soonly after. "why you mangy stray you should me fed to the dogs like that idiotic hatter for spreading my name", i groan as the shouting hurt my eyes put didn't try so speak as my voice refused to utter a single word but moans and groans.

as soon as i heard "old man i think she's waking up" "you don't say you think she groans in her sleep" the voice replied sarcastically i opened up my blue coloured eye and leaving my blind red coloured eye shut."hi im Boris Airay the cheshire cat, the stuttering idiotic rat in the corner is Pierce Villers the dormouse" hello chu, hey chu" he was shut up with a glare "and the old man is Marry-Go-Round the duchess so-" he was cut of by shouting "its duke you mangy stray and it's Gowland or do you wanna be on the streets".

well what a nice way of waking up at whatever time it is, anyway all i though of to say was. " would you quit shouting some want sleep unlike you" they looked to see me glaring, if only looks could kill they would be on the floor in no time. "wait did you say duchess but he's a man, wait did you have a sex change or something cause every book i read there has never been a duke only girls playing the role your playing?, he looked so mad he wanted to murder me but instead he asked if i wanted tea, i replied with i hated tea...what he might have poisoned it or something with me asking if he really was a girl.

a month later:

so i stared living with Gowland, Boris and Pierce in the amusement park one of the 5 territories, Gowland always told me never to make friends with Blood Dupre the hatter. he said that he spread his name around the country all because it was a girly name, i told gowland there was nothing wrong with having a girly name. that gave him a sense of pride knowing one person didn't care and wouldn't laugh or talk about it behind his back. i helped by fixing things and keeping the workers in line just because I'm not in my country doesn't mean i can't boss people around, and with Gowland making me second in command i can do mostly what i like. then again I don't really like the foreigner what was her name oh yes Alice Liddell, yuck!

Then it was time for the average meeting with Blood, Elliot, Dee and Dum hehehe does it mean he's dumb, anyway he will be here soon and i will actually see what the look like but for now to fix the roller coaster. It was an easy job just some screws missing and I heard the voice that made me sick to the core, Alice decided to make a visit to the amusement why does she want to p*** me off. "Hi Alice" i said with fake happiness why don't you go find Boris or Pierce, I'm to busy to play at the moment. she huffed in annoyance "well I don't know where they are and-" i got bored of her talking and just left saying bye. I am a trained fighter if i have to hurt her to leave me alone i will, she makes me want to destroy everything in sight oh well.

All of a sudden i hear " hello Marry-Go-Round ready to give me part of your land now" I turned and saw someone and i thought i would puke as i took a look at his clothing and said the first words that came to mind "GAY MAN!"