Disclaimer: Sailor Moon's rights do not belong to me, but to Takeuchi Naoko; for I am not clever enough to create such brilliant characters and storylines such as this said series. But this plot happens to be mine.

So enjoy this little short story I came up with!

"Leave it to me 'cuz."

"They're really trying to force this cousin nonsense on us, aren't they?" Michiru asked.

Haruka snorted at the TV screen. "Cousins my ass, this is the best comedy I've seen in ages!"

Hotaru shrugged. "I've heard worse, some country called me Sailor Satan in their manga once."

Haruka, who was drinking a coke at the time, did a spit take.

Setsuna shook her head. "Not in all my years have I seen such horrible representation of family or Uranus and Neptune—thank Serenity for Miss Naoko Takeuchi for representing us properly."

Hotaru nodded silently.

"Haruka, you're cleaning that up," Michiru sighed.

Neptune screamed unconvincingly as she fell down to her death in the running waters.

Haruka began laughing non-stop until her face began to turn purple. "Are you sure this isn't a comedy guys?"

Her companions nodded, which caused Haruka to break in to an outburst of laughter once again.

"I'm trying to tell you that your dear cousin, Sailor Neptune, is the holder of a pure heart crystal," Eugeal said.

Minako, who was walking in to Makoto's living room where the rest of her friends were located for a slumber party at the time, dropped her drink after she heard the line from the television. Since when were Uranus and Neptune cousins? Isn't that incest? Isn't America against that?

Usagi looked over. "Haruka told us to watch this show about us that was dubbed in America; she said it was hilarious for making Uranus and Neptune cousins and Rei boy-crazy."

Rei, who had her face buried in a laptop, blushing profusely in which Minako no idea what from, had snorted.

"What's up with Rei?" Minako asked, stifling a laugh at Usagi's earlier statement.

"Oh, she found this website that has a large amount of stories written about us by fans." Ami looked up from her book.

Minako got an evil grin. She snuck around Rei and nearly fell over at what she was seeing."There are over six-hundred stories of Mars/Venus; wait are those rated M?"

Rei jumped and shut her laptop. "You should see how much Usagi/Rei stories there are Mina; it's horrific; I could never go out with you or Usagi, I don't know how Mamoru or Corey did it!"

"What's that supposed to mean?" both blondes inquired quite loudly.

"My Mamo isn't struggling; he loves me just the way I am!" Usagi argued.

"And—wait, who's Corey?" Minako questioned.

Rei opened her laptop and motioned for her blonde best friend to read it, in which she did so out of curiosity.

Minako's eyes brightened as she read its content. "Finally! At least someone thinks the Goddess of Love should get some action!"

Ignoring Minako's past comment, Rei's mouth fell agape at the television screen. "I so do not act like that; I hate men and pop culture for God's sake and I don't like Usagi in that way!"

"Actually, in the drama Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Rei and Minako seemed to have lots of convincing chemistry and fans seem to predict—" Ami was cut off by Rei's intense, terrifying glare.

Minako closed the laptop and scowled at the television. "I'm not that crazy, right?"

The other girls in the room sweat dropped.

Usagi's head titled to the side. "Why is America making Haruka and Michiru in to cousins?"

"It's rather interesting that they are, due to that being in a romantic relationship with family alone is considered unorthodox and taboo in America,"Ami said.

"And I'm not that annoying, if anything they got Usagi's idiotic personality down, though," a child's voice said from the doorway.

"Who invited Chibiusa here?" Usagi asked, irritated.

"Mako did, Usagi-idiot," Chibiusa informed. "Now I think I know why Mamo didn't want to drop me off!"

"You little brat!" Usagi jumped up and began chasing her future daughter around the small apartment.

"I rather like the overall representation of my character," Ami said, pushing her reading glasses up the bridge of her nose. "Although I don't believe I ever had a British accent."

Makoto nodded. "My character isn't that suck-ish either, but where the hell did they get Lita, Amara, and Trista from?" Makoto shivered. "And those hentai . . ."

"There's actually a few hentai with Usagi being half guy and well—doing all of us except Setsuna, Chibiusa, Haruka, and Minako." Rei frowned.

"Oh God!" Makoto exclaimed, jumping up and looking horrified.

"Ha, I'm innocent; take that!" Minako fist pumped the air. "Wait Rei, when did you become the hentai expert?"

"Since when were you ever innocent?" Rei shot back.

"Wait, I 'wanna try something," Minako began, a deviousness starting to creep up into her newly formed evil smile and tone. "Cornered."

Blood spurted from Rei's nose.

"You read that, Rei, seriously?"

Rei turned and bolted with Minako—who was now grinning deviously— hot on her heels.

"How about the musicals Mako?" Ami asked. "We can also invite the Outers too."

Makoto nodded as Chibiusa and Usagi finally sat beside them, with their clothes looking as if they had been in a fight with each other.

And they probably had.

"Yeah, musicals with the Outers sound good."

"Ms. Takagi and Ms. Asami were by far the best Uranus and Neptune in the Sera Myu," Haruka announced, earning various nods from the group.

"Ms. Ochi did an exceptional rendition of Drive Me the Mercury," Ami said. "Ms. Kuroki, Ms. Kanbe, and Ms. ANZA represented our Usagi quite accurately."

"Ms. Wakayama was a great dancer though," Makoto added.

Usagi was still balling over the song Sorezore no Elegy, long after the musical ended, with Chibiusa ending up having to hand her tissue after tissue.

"I loved the song Sailor War Supreme," the pink haired girl shared. "And they let me have a love song with Mamo in a fan concert!"

Suddenly, Rei and Minako emerged from wherever they once were, suspiciously Makoto's room—both with disheveled clothes and the former having a few seeming-bruises running along her pale neck.

"They better not have done it there . . ." Makoto drawled.

Haruka raised her brow. "Who knew?"

Rei grumbled something about "not exactly doing it where Makoto slept and horrible impulses".

Minako only grinned.

"Closets are officially awesome!"

A/N: So yeah, I had this story on my phone for a while after watching this YouTube video full of clips with DiC and Cloverway's Haruka/Amara and Michiru/Mitchelle's scenes; half of them really force the whole "cousins" thing on us. They may seem a bit OOC, but this is just for comedy, nothing more, nothing less. Please remember to rate and review, as always!

-Corey is a character from Lisseas' series The Last Guardian Knight and The Order of the Black. Lisseas is an amazing author, and you should really check out his/her stories; they feel like an actual part of the anime! And it also happens to be the only story that I can stand anymore that doesn't have Reinako in it. In other words, Lisseas is awesome.

-Cornered is a Reinako hentai fanfiction by SkyMaiden; it's well written, but as I said, it's a hentai.

-The YouTube video that this little story spawned from is known as "Cousins", and the comments and clips used are hilarious; the latter being so since it shows how much America attempts to hide their homosexual relationship, in the end making it seem as a homosexual incest relationship. Way to go America!

-And you guys need to watch the song You're My Jewelery from the Sera Myu fankan (fan concert) and Chibiusa's character song, Mata Mata Chibiusa from another fankan, but with Pluto, Moon, and Jupiter singing to Tuxedo Mask; it's hilarious and—not to spoil too much—involves the stoic Pluto and pretty pink ribbons. That fact alone is almost as funny as comparing the badass Sasaki Rena (Kitagawa Keiko) from Detective vs. Detectives to when Kitagawa-san played as Hino Rlei in PGSM in that hilarious blue Nako-Nako/Unicorn-Thing suit. Almost.