"Freddy, can you pass the eggs?" Tashi said mixing a bowl of batter.

"No."

"Freddy, pass the eggs."

"No."

"Freddy, pass the god damn eggs or I'm gonna damn well shoot you and stuff you in a turkey and let Hannibal eat you for dinner, do you understand?"

"...Here's the damn the egg."Freddy growled shoving a carton of eggs at her.

"Thank you." the cheeriness had returned to her voice.

"Damn, never thought I'd see a Krueger bakin' a cake." Amanda laughed causing Freddy to glower embarrassed. Not far away Jason was standing silently in the corner, either day dreaming or observing, none were quite sure.

"Who's god damn birthday is it anyways?" Freddy grumbled.

"Jessica's." Tashi answered throwing in another ingredient.

"We should make it a stripper's cake." Freddy chuckled at his own joke, clearly thinking the idea funny. Tashi instead took it seriously and shrugged.

"Jason would maul it and I don't have time to bake another one." she said glancing at the zoned out zombie. Hearing his name he looked over and chirped curiously.

"STRIPPERS!" Carrie shrieked charging in.

"WHAT? WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?" Ashley screamed from the other room.

"ON JESSICA'S CAKE!"

"THEIR IN THE HOUSE?"

"YEP! FREDDY'S IDEA!" Carrie whooped.

"FREDDY!" Ashley screeched plowing through obstacles as she fled. It had become apparent that hookers and strippers had terrified the blonde usually into fleeing.

"That and Ashley would have a heart attack."

"Poor bloke." Hannibal said shaking his head sadly.

"Poor lass and yes poor her. Why, I remember back in Toronto..." (PS I have nuthing against Toronto peoples, they're cool)

Flashback

"Are we suppose to be here?" Ashley murmered as she practically crawled down the dark street.

"Of course! We're only in the middle of worst part of Toronto were blondes are usually attack and murdered! Why wouldn't we be safe?" Amanda beamed as they walked down the now even MORE menacing looking road.

"Hey good thing, wanna have a good time?" A random hooker purred as she randomly appeared from a random alley.

A loud shriek rang out and a large dust cloud replaced Ashley as she tore up the road without though or direction, hauling Amanda behind her as they practically flew.

End Flashback

"I wonder why she was so scared." Amanda said happily. They all sweat dropped but said nothing.

"They aren't that bad."

"To Ashley, their like the 'It' Clown to small children." Tashi explain shrugging. "It isn't really because she think's they'll kill her but she more or less are terrified anyways."

Jason puffed out and spat, his eyes glittering darkly at he glowered suspiciously. The mood swing caught them off guard, but what was weirder was that he was watching the ceiling. He growled again only angry, his back arched like a cat. Freddy took a chance and glanced up but saw nothing. Jason apparently did.

"What's up there?" Jig said frowning.

"Nothing. Just a ceiling." Freddy shrugged. Jason's eyes began to move as if watching something crawl across the ceiling. "Not even the freaky chick is up there."

"Not even the Grudge? Well why is he throwing a temper than?" Amanda said confused. Freddy opened his mouth but a loud crash stopped his words. Jason roared as blood lust radiated from his swaying form, he charged at Freddy snarling.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Freddy shrieked summoning his blades but not before Jason body slammed him. His head cracked against the counter and the wind rushed from his lungs but other than that he seemed fine. Jason pulled off him and wheeled around with an enraged shriek.

"What's going on?" Ashley demanded as she ran into the room. Jason turned on her growling, stopping her in her tracks. He turned back to them before growling darkly, his eyes wandering as if looking for something. Seeing nothing he calmed and clucked at Ashley as if nothing had happened.

"What's going on? What happened?" she asked again, looking at the startled group. Tashi's pale face shook in confusion and disbelief.

"He just attacked." Tashi whispered clearly shaken. Jess and Amanda didn't look much better.

"Why'd you attack?" Ashley asked looking at Jason startled. He growled and dropped his eyes, clearly unsure of how to tell her.

"Maybe he hallucinated." Jess suggested.

"That could be it."

"No. I doubt it. " Jig hummed as he frowned. "He wouldn't have snapped out of it so quickly. In fact, he probably should have mauled Fred if that's who he was after in the first place."

"Maybe not. Maybe he thought something was after Freddy and tried to knock him out of the way." Hannibal said tilting his head. Jason hesitantly dropped his eyes before curling slightly as if nervous. He glanced at Freddy's dazed expression with an nervous whistle. The demon growled back but didn't stand.

"Are you alright?" Tashi whispered as she crouched beside him. Freddy grumbled a bit as he shook his head painfully.

"I got a migraine and my back hurts but that's it. I got off lucky I suppose." Freddy mumbled. Tashi sighed in relief but Jason whimpered. He curled in himself and whined.

"Now he's being a sissy." Jess said rolling her eyes.

"No, I think it's more or less he's trying to tell us something."

"Oh for the love of booze why couldn't you just learn to talk?" Amanda said exasperated. Jason mumbled a couple noises but not before he tapped his toe apologetically.

"Booze?" that caught Carrie's attention.

"Well, now we get to play charades daily." Tashi shrugged.

"Where booze?"

"Well, maybe we can teach him to write, then at least he can somewhat communicate."

Jason immediately whistled before turning and trotting out of the room. They glanced at each other but when Jason returned he re-appeared with a proud yip. They watched in amasement as he took a pencil from a nearby can, and is extremely messy writing wrote 'gUiRL Umin cRowil'.

"I don't understnad it." Amanda said flatly as she tried to decipher the writing.

"Guirl? Do you mean 'girl' Jason?" He chirped in confermation.

"Umin, human?" He growled a negitive.

"Rumming?" Another no.

"Well, it's not human, but it sounds like it... Woman maybe?" Jiggie glanced at him curiously. A chirp.

"So Girl Human... Crowil... Crawl?" Tashi pieced together. A happy purr.

"So he saw the grudge." A dark grunt.

"Well, who else could crawl from the ceiling?"

"Maybe we have a ghost." Ashley said shrugging. "It'd be just our luck."

"Well, I don't sense anything." Freddy frowned as he tilted his head dryly.

"Wait, you sense ghosts?"

"I used to, I dunno about now that I'm in this world." Freddy sighed as he scratched his head. "I am a demon after all, why couldn't I?"

"Point taken."

"Old man..." Carrie whispered darkly as she shoved her face into the window.

"No old man." Jess said without even glancing over.

"Damn it, their on to my evil plans. How am I to rid of the world of stinky prune eating seniors if they don't come by? It is my goal, my desire, my vengeance against them stealing all of my blue cheese all those years ago..."Carrie seethed.

"Why? What happened?" Hannibal asked curiously.

"To make a long story short, an old lady with a walker was going through the grocery store in search for blue cheese. She found the last brick of it and bought it shortly after. Unfortunately Carrie was having an extreme craving for it as well and when she found out who bought the last brick she took a vow of revenge against any old peoples within range." Tashi summed up.

"Oh. I see." There was no other response.

"Hey look! One of those retail people. You know, advertisement on wheels?" Jess waved a hand at the window.

"Hey Carrie...I just thought of something." Ashley frowned as she looked at Carrie hesitantly. "Isn't Jason a senior?"

Carrie stared at her, then at Jason. Her eyes turned into snake slits and she started to show fangs.

"There's a spy among us..." She snarled as she edged closer. Jason immediately stiffened and backed away. A yeti scream let loose and suddenly she pounced like a frothing lion (frothing and all) as she bit into his flesh.

"Die you old prune eating ZOMBIE! DIE FOR EATING MY CHEEEESE!"

"CARRIE! JASON! NOOO!" Ashley screamed as she chased after the shrieking Jason who was slamming onto walls in an attempt to get the avenging psycho off his back.

Oh so the ninja attacks on Jason began, much to his displeasure and everybody elses amusement.

AN: Review, and if you have idea's tell me :D I can try to toss them in, just no more characters, I've got them chosen. BTW! Bad guy coming WOO!