Jason scratched his tummy lazily as he attempted to nap on the couch. It was difficult for him however due his abnormally large height and size. So, as a result his feet hung off the end and his head was tucked up close the armrest but he didn't complain. He was too sleepy. Though... he sighed as he wished he was smaller. Groaning he closed his eyes and nuzzled deeper into the soft cushions. He wouldn't complain, he had company now and he wasn't lonely. That and he got to eat cooked food that wasn't burnt or half raw, in fact it was great compared to his own cooking. A happy hum escaped his throat as thought about their next meal, lunch to be precise.

He was so wrapped up in his hungry thoughts that he didn't notice a strange buzz shiver across his back and through out his body. The only thing he noticed was the deep rumble in his belly. He didn't need to eat since he was already dead, but after living with them for a couple months his body acted more human, more natural. Soon he was eating a plate of food at every meal, but in the other room of course. He didn't want them to see his face.

Soft footsteps came towards him and he cracked open his good eye. Standing above him was his mistress, smiling down at him. Ashley looked a little confused however but passed it off.

"Tashi said lunch is ready." she said pointing at the door. Jason whistled at her excitedly before rolling off the couch and getting to his feet. He stopped however when he realized something was off. He stared at her in the eye as he tilted his head confused. When had she grown this tall? Did she have a growth spurt? She looked equally bewildered as she frowned at him.

"Come eat your lunch!" Tashi yelled impatiently. Turning away from Jason Ashley trotted to the table with a hungry growl, behind her the zombie trudged after her as he took his rightful chair beside Ashley. On his other side Hannibal was speaking about something to Jig who in turn offered his opinion. Freddy leaned back groaning as he sat back on the two legs of his chair. Amanda ranted on about egg sandwiches while Tashi patiently pretended to listen as she served the last of the sandwiches.

"I mean, if you think about it. It's like we're eating a chicken's baby! We're baby eaters! We're like Hannibal to chickens!" Amanda gasped in horror. "How could we eat baby chickens who haven't even had a chance at life yet? Nobody would kill a baby human and stick them in sandwiches! Well, except maybe Hannibal or Freddy."

"I don't eat babies. I kill teenagers." Freddy corrected her sternly.

"Same poop different pile." Amanda shrugged.

"Maybe to you, but if you were a killer would you like people mixing up your memo?" Jess pointed out.

"Those who copy my memo shall die by chocking on moldy blue cheese and will be buried with a half an inch of cow crap on top." Carrie snarled darkly. The room shuddered.

"Well, it's a good thing we aren't murderers." Tashi smiled weakly.

"They are though, speaking of which. Is it just me or is Jason shorter?" Amanda frowned as she proded the mentally dozing made everyone turn and stare at the zombie. He tilted his head back as they stared.

"I think he is..."

"Not much though, but he actually fits in his chair!"

"Wait, I gotta way to settle this." Freddy sighed as he stood up and motion Jason to copy. Obediently he stood up and wandered over to Freddy. Standing close to each other Freddy blinked when he came eye to eye with the curious zombie. Frowning he circled him a couple of times as he tried to figure it out.

"He's definitely shorter." Freddy frowned. "But not by much."

"Did he suddenly realize he's 80?" Jess blinked.

"No, I doubt that has anything to do with anything. He would gradually shrink and it would have been ages ago." Jiggie pointed out sighing.

"Well, he fits on the couch now." Ashley said happily. Jason chirped happily before looking down at Freddy. Their eyes met and held as the examined each other. Jason growled softly before tilting his head to the side. Freddy sighed as he went back to his seat. Copying him he went to his seat and sighed. His back itched.

Soon lunch was sent out and they were all munching happily chattering like a bunch of old people. The Grudge stood in the corner clicking steadily as she watched them though her dark locks. They had given up trying to get her to sit at the table so she simple stood eerily in the corner with a dark evil aura floating around it.

"So, who says we have a horror movie marathon?" Tashi pipped up.

"I pass." Ashley said flatly.

"I like it!"Jess exclaimed.

"Let's do it!" Amanda cheered.

"Bring on the dying bitches." Carrie purred.

"Why not? I'd like a good show every now and then."Jiggy chuckled gently.

"I agree with the cheese weirdo."

"It's decided then! We're going to watch horror movies!" Tashi grinned. "Prepare yourselves!"

"Damn..." Ashley groaned as the others talked excitedly over which movie went first. Soon they were all crammed together with Ashley,Freddy and Jason on the couch with Tashi and Amanda sitting in front of it. Jig Saw sat in the big comfy chair and Jess sat in front. Hannibal was sitting in the other chair and the Grudge was nowhere in sight. Popping in the first movie they watched something called 'The leprican in the hood'.

They watched as the short grimlin with red hair galivanted around in search of his gold as he killed people in the strangest of ways, whether it was getting somebody else to kill them or to have a random pot of freaking gold grow out of his belly. It was creepy for Ashley but the others they thought it was hilarious. Especially when a male crossdressing hooker decided to take a joy ride with said creepy man. Mortified Ashley turned away to look at Jason who... wasn't there. She blinked before frowning, in such dark room it was hard to see but she could have sworn he was there a couple minutes ago, after all, something was holding her hand...

Then it moved and she started to scream. Scrambling into Freddy's lap she pointed at the short pudgy thing and screamed in an almost glass breaking pitch. Startled everybody turned to look at what she was pointing at, only to see... the leprican.

AN. There is a point behind the leprican and for those who haven't watched it, this is an actual movie. There is a freakin' leprican that goes crazy and kills people if your stupid and steal his gold then remove his necklace. He's not all that bad and he only kills those who have or had his gold. Problem being he's an ass when he does it. That's the jist i get anywyas. Review please!