When all got sat down, cleared up and generally understood the large group of masters sat in a wide circle, the looks of understanding on all their faces. Apparently what started out as a simple gag actually was a real spell, summoning the first set of creatures which happened to be Amanda and Leatherface. Pleased and curious, they got a couple of their friends to try it with more success until Tala became powerdrunk. She began to call herself their leader, making plans to create the ultimate 'army' with her as the leader. Fortunately they were smart and had Pinhead hide it in a nearby house, thinking nobody would buy the run down lot yet some idiots had.

Since then, the horror characters tried to keep them hidden, taking patrols to double check the safety and speak quietly among themselves. It nearly worked too had Tala not summoned another sort of monster, the Scrunt. Hearing and seeing what it did, she became enraged and severed the ties of Jason in an attempt to make him berserk and kill them all. Which backfired when Freddy was able to temporarily snap him back out of it. How, nobody knew but it was done.

"Wow. What a story." Jess whistled.

"Yeah, no kidding." Tashi agreed with a frown. "You guys were watching us? How?"

"Well, you know how Jason can shrink right? Jiggy can heal?" Taylor (Pinhead's master and apparently new appointed leader) said waving a hand. "Well, Michael can shapeshift into a skunk. Catch was if you saw him in a reflection you'd see him as his human form. I think John saw it before but I'm not really sure. Mich doesn't talk much."

"Yeah, reminds me of Jason." Tashi nodded with a sigh. "Speaking of them, I wonder when their coming home?"

"I... Don't know. Damien?" Taylor frowned as she glanced over at the scrawny male. "Any ideas?"

"Not for a long while." Damien answered with a dull smile. "She had it coming for a while..."

"...You're right."

"He's wrong." Ashley stated flatly. "They're coming up the driveway now. See? I see Freddy waving at other Freddy. Looks like their fighting."

Sure enough, the army of monsters trudged up the driveway with Freddy Vs Freddy in the front. They looked almost like teenager that were heading in from a party, with the two 'jocks' taking up the peered over at the two arguing 'leaders' with a tilt of his head, glancing over at the anxious Leatherface and chirping. Hearing the noise, Bubba paused to look up at him and whined a bit before continuing to shift awkwardly. Noticing his distress Jason huffed and pushed past the characters ahead of him, grabbing the Fred's and smashing their noggins together.

"Wow, he really is like a big brother." Damien mused as he too peered out the window. "I'm surprised."

"Well, they're pretty much in the same boat." Ashley said with a shrug as she turned and started to head to the door, a smile spreading across her lips almost amused herself. "Both are pretty ugly, strong, and loyalty to family is second to none. I'm glad they get along. Oh, and I'm stealing Leatherface. He's my little brudder too."

"EH?"

"Oh Bubba~" With that she skipped out the door, smile wide on her face as she opened up her arms. "Come 'ere and give me a hug!"

"...?" Bubba paused from hiding behind Hannibal to peer at her curiously, head tilted far to stare intently at her. He squawked for a moment before glancing warily at the two Freddys. "..."

"Don't worry my boy, I doubt they'll do anything to you." John said wearily as he patted the larger man on the back. "You're older brother has them taken care of." A whistle of confirmation from Jason and two groans from the duo gave Bubba enough confidence to wander out from behind the scrawny cannibal and hesitantly towards the blonde. Shuffling much like a child he wrapped his arms around her, huffing a little as he squeezed her just a bit tight. "See? Nothing to be afraid of."

"Great, now we have two dumb asses." T. Freddy grumbled squirming in the hold of Jason. Jason growled and raised him high the air only to get waved at by the other Freddy. Pausing his assult he glanced warily at the A. Freddy with clear suspicion. Not that it mattered, he still got the same damn response he probably would've if he'd ignored the idiot.

"Here, let me take a crack at it." A. Freddy grinned before booting Jason hard in the masked head. Jason staggered a bit, holding onto the two of them still despite the stunned expression. It was quickly replaced however with fury as he growled lowly and began viciously shaking the bladed idiot. A swipe of the claw caught his arm, making him snarl and once more shake the idiot until there was a low moan and 'urks' that came from the 'shaken not stirred' male. "Uh, you spin me right round..."

"Enough with the puns already!" T. Freddy shrieked as he kicked out at the taller male. "No wonder you're so unpopular!"

"Heh, at least I can actually kill people. You're too soft." A. Freddy sneered.

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I'LL REMOVE YOUR BALLS AND HANG THEM FROM THE CHICKEN COOP!" Tashi roared, finally appearing from the house to investigate the hold up. "CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BUGGING BOOBA?!"

"Bubba." Damien pipped up helpfully.

"Oh, thank you. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BOTHERING BUBBA?! POOR MAN HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITHOUT YOU IDIOTS HAVING A BEAUTY CONTEST!"

"Feh. Says the woman who owns a piece of scrap that looks better now then when it was a vehicle." A. Freddy sneered.

"..." T. Freddy obediently silented, hugging his knees up to his chest as he hung like a kitten by the scruff. Around all went quiet as Ashley edged Bubba and the newly aquired Pinhead back a couple steps with well placed shuffles of the feet. Other took cover behind recently replanted bushes and the Grudge went so far as to hide up a tree. Jason quietly put down A. Freddy and with quick steps decided to join Michael behind the recently replanted bush. A. Freddy frowned at the others as they hid from the smiling Tashi.

"What did you say about my van?"

"That it's a piece of crap! Did you hear that clunker? I could've -"

That night another scream was let loose that night and for once, it wasn't Bubba's.

Shorter than usual, sorry! I'm having to get up early tommorrow morning (well, actually in a couple hours... WAIT! WHAT?!) and I figured this should help you guys know I'm not abandoning this story still. :P

Thanks for reading! REVIEW!

And if the chapters are way short, I apologize. it looks longer on the copy-and-paste option on Fanfic :P I write all my chapter directly on Fanfic so the length gets messed up a lot. :D

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