Jess: Chapter 5! I hope you like it n.n
Yugi: Please tell me Anzu will not be in this chapter
Jess: … well I could but that would be a lie…
Liz: NO! *pulls out her chainsaw* BURN THE WITCH! *runs away*
Yugi: O.O Liz with a chainsaw?! Where… when…
Jess: Don't ask… just ignore her and do the disclaimer
Yugi: … okay… Jess doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any videogame…
Jess: Let's get started!
Atem shouted to his microphone for the last time "Thank you all for coming! You were a great audience!" The next thing he heard was a roar from the audience. Everyone was screaming and jumping.
"Dark Magicians!"
"Atem I love you!"
"Seto! Marry me!"
"Bakura have my babies!"
"Marik! What shampoo do you use?!" He got near his microphone and said "Head and shoulders from Egypt with a mix of BLOOD!" The Audience laughed "I am serious you foolish fools!" The audience just roared again.
Marik stood up and snatched the microphone from Atem's hand. He looked around the crowd with narrowed eyes and suddenly pointed a random direction.
"YOU! IN THE CROWD! WHATEVER YOU ARE PLANNING TO DO… DON'T DO IT! YOU HEAR ME? DON'T DO IT!" (A/N The next day that guy in the crowd returned an engagement ring which he was going to use to propose to his girlfriend. Two weeks later he found out she was cheating on him.) "'Dark Magicians' are off!" With that, Marik let the microphone fall to the floor and walked away in his dramatic exit.
Everyone started jumping and cheering "MARIK! MARIK! MARIK!"
Atem just shook his head 'I still don't understand why everyone loves this psychopath…' He got backstage sweating. 'Man this concerts will kill me someday…' He looked up to the other band members "That was a great concert guys"
Seto nodded "I agree"
Bakura turned to Marik "What the bloody hell was that with the crowd?"
"I AM CHANGING PEOPLE'S LIVES!" Marik said with a grin
"That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard in my life!"
"You are the most ridiculous thing I ever heard in my life!
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"CALM DOWN GUYS! You always have a fight before and after every concert, would you give it a break?!" Seto said and glared at them "I am going to take a shower. You better not kill each other or I will kill you both!" He walked away leaving the two confused.
"That made no sense at all…" Said Marik
"Whatever! So Atem…" Bakura said smirking "How is everything with your crush?"
Atem glared at him "Yugi is not a crush!"
"So that's his name!" Bakura grinned "I got his name!"
"What the hell is he talking about Atem?" Marik asked
"Atem met someone online" Bakura said smirking
"Oh really? Atem has a crush? I see someone is in love!" Marik clasped his hands together "Aw little Atem is in love! I bet you dedicated that last concert to your little crush!"
Atem's eyes widened. He did dedicate that concert to Yugi. "I-I-I told you h-he is n-not a crush!"
Marik faked a gasp and placed a hand on his chest "Bakura… is it me or Atem stuttered?"
"I say… He must really like this kid… Yugi?"
Atem felt his face grew hot. "I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH!"
"Explain the blush on you face then" Bakura answered as he raised a mirror
Atem snatched the mirror and his jaw dropped. 'I am blushing?! ME? BLUSHING?!' "How the hell did that happened?" He asked out loud
"It is very simple…" Bakura took a blackboard and draw a big heart. He pulled out a ruler and pointed to his drawing. "You see this?"
Atem raised an eyebrow "You mean the thing that you and Marik don't have?"
"This, my ignorant student… is the stupid piece of crap that makes you fall in love with someone… let's do a little experiment… Marik… take Atem's wrist" Marik quickly did as told "Now press two fingers against it… good now Atem listen carefully to what I am about to say…"
Atem rolled his eyes "Bakura nothing that you say is going to…"
"Yugi was in the crowd today…"
Atem's eyes widened "HE WAS?!"
"In fact, he is outside right now waiting for you…"
Atem felt his face grew hotter and he started to feel nervous. His hands were slightly shaking and his heart was beating faster. 'What's happening to me?'
"Bakura! His heart is beating like crazy!" Marik exclaimed
Bakura smirked "Then our experiment was a success… Atem… you are in love!"
"What? B-But… I-I am n-not"
"Listen to you! You are stuttering and shaking just because I told you Yugi was here and you naively believed me like a gullible idiot!"
It took Atem three seconds to realize that Bakura had tricked him. 'Son of a bitch!' Although he was mad, he felt disappointed. 'Why do I suddenly feel so depressed?'
Bakura smirk widened "I bet now you are sad because you realize your crush isn't here"
Atem glared at him. "Shut up!"
The albino laughed "Well, now that that is settled, I have to go, there is a steak with my name on it" He said and left
"Atem… is it true? You like this guy?" Marik said with a voice that sounded too… normal. Atem looked at him and was surprised to see the normally psychopath teen with seriousness in his face.
"I… I don't know… I don't even know how he looks but he is… special, we chatted every day for weeks and played duel monsters… He…"
"Does he know? You know… the fact that you are an international rock star?"
"He has no clue…"
"You should tell him"
"He won't believe me, besides… what if he is one of those obsessed fans of Dark Magicians? He would like me but just because I am famous, just for being Atem… not for being me… Not for being Yami…"
When Atem and the others made the band they made up new more rock-star-style names. Atem's real name is Yami, Marik's real name is Malik, Seto's name is Seth and Bakura's real name is Florence… though he never told anyone. They got so used to their new names that they called each other that way.
Marik placed a hand on his friend's shoulder "At… Yami… I know you want this kid to like you for who you are…but you got to tell him…if he finds out on his own he will feel that you lied to him.
"I don't know Marik… I-I don't know how he will react… I am afraid"
"Do what you want but don't come saying that I didn't warned you foolish fool!" Marik snapped, got up and left
'Wow… Marik can be so bipolar… one second he is nice then he gets back to be rude and crazy…whatever… I better get a shower'
That day Yugi walked to school happily. 'Yami is coming back today!' He couldn't stop himself from smiling. He missed his friend so much! He had to survive a week without playing Duel monsters with Yami. Not anymore. Today he will finally talk to him… then he will kick his ass in a duel.
"Hey Ryou!"
"Yugi, you look in a good mood" Said Ryou
"Yo gramps got ya a new videogame?!" Asked Joey
"I wish… but no, better, Yami is coming back"
"Really? That's good" Said Ryou
Joey looked confused "Who's that?"
"Yugi met someone online"
"Really?" Joey smirked "And why do ya care that much?" he winked
Yugi's smile disappeared "mmm he is my friend?"
Joey rolled his eyes "Yeah sure… don't lie to me, you have a crush!" he yelled pointing at Yugi
Yugi's eyes widened and he blushed "No I don't!"
"Sure ya do! Ya blushing! Admit it! Ya crazy about this gamer friend… whats his name? Yama…Yame…Jam…Ham… Sandwich… Damn! I shouldn't have skipped breakfast… anyway you like this guy and you know it!"
Yugi blush deepened and Joey grinned. He started jumping singing "Yugi has a cru-ush! Yugi has a cru-ush!"
"SHUT UP! Is not a crush!" yelled Yugi still blushing
What they didn't know was that a brunette girl was watching them 'Yugi… a crush… with someone he met online? No! He is mine!' she thought angrily
Ryou shook his head "Joey stop being so immature! Yugi doesn't have a crush…"
"Thank you Ryou…"
"He is madly in love with him!" Ryou turned on his heels and escaped leaving behind a very mad Yugi and a Joey crying from laughter
"I AM NOT!" yelled Yugi running after Ryou.
'Did Ryou said "with him"? Is Yugi… gay?... NO! Yugi can't be gay! He is mine!'
Joey was literally rolling on the floor laughing. He stood up and tried to stop his laughter. Yugi was still chasing after Ryou when the British boy found himself a hiding spot behind Joey.
"Hahahaha okay that's enough" Joey cleared his throat "Yug don't kill Ryou, ya know he doesn't deserve to die"
Yugi glared at Ryou… well he tried but failed miserably. No matter how hard he tried, he could never scare anyone due to his cuteness. "Not YET! I will kill you slow and painfully"
Joey had to control himself from laughing again. Yugi trying to threat someone was just so fun to see. His face was just too innocent to be scary and his glare made him look so adorable.
"Hey Yugi-kun!"
"AHHHH" Yugi jumped at the sudden scream behind him. He ended up being carried by Joey who started laughing again. "Ya trying to be scary and you get scared?"
"You shut up" said Yugi jumping back to the floor "who the h… oh… hi Anzu…"
Anzu got too close to Yugi "You know … I heard that you like videogames… mind if you teach me how to play?" She winked at him.
Yugi mentally groaned 'Not this crap again! How do I get rid of her now? Someone help me!'
"mmmm…" He tried to think on something to get her away.
Anzu played with Yugi's hair "Isn't my little gamer boyfriend going to help me with videogames?"
'Boyfriend? What the hell?' Yugi frowned "I am not your boyfriend!"
"Yes you are! You asked me out last week"
"da hell ya talking about Anzu?" asked a very confused Joey
"Don't you remember?" Anzu looked up to the ceiling remembering.
Anzu's flashback
Anzu was getting her books and was heading out of the classroom when Yugi stopped her. "Wait a minute precious Anzu" Anzu turned to Yugi who was leaning against the wall. His arms crossed and head down with his golden bangs covering his eyes. He lifted his head revealing his amethyst orbs and smirked. He slowly walked to her and spoke.
"You know Anzu, you are very beautiful, and I have had an obvious crush on you since forever. I am going to the arcade, but my annoying friends are coming, it would be an honor if you came with me…" Yugi took her hand and kissed it. "I would be the happiest guy on Earth if you became my girlfriend"
"Yes Yugi I know you love me, who wouldn't? I will go to the arcade and, if you insist, I will be your girlfriend"
End of Anzu's flashback
"You didn't show up to the arcade but that's okay, I forgive you my love"
Yugi face palmed. Joey and Ryou looked at each other then burst out laughing. Ryou was laughing so hard he almost fell to the floor. Joey didn't even care and threw himself down to roll freely on the floor laughing like a maniac.
"Like hell it happened!" Joey said as he stood up still laughing
Ryou somehow controlled himself and cleared his throat "Anzu, that's not what happened, Yugi did tell you he was going to the arcade…"
"With his AMAZING friends…" Joey added
"And you invited yourself! And I must say that I don't believe Yugi will EVER call you something like 'beautiful' or 'precious'…"
"More something like 'annoying' or 'irritating bitch'" finished Joey and Ryou nodded in agreement
Anzu frowned and looked at Yugi "Aren't you going to defend me little boyfriend?"
"Anzu… I am not your…"
The teacher entered the classroom "Ok class get your books and do questions 1-160 on pg. 321 from the chapter 'Why aren't cartoons real?' "
"WHAT?!"
"They are due Monday and will count as 99% of your mark"
"But…"
"NO BUTS! Start working right now!"
The whole class groaned and started to work.
'What the hell is wrong with this guy? At least he saved me from Anzu…' Yugi thought
****An eternity later
Ring
"Okay class you are free to go"
Yugi got his books and headed to the door but someone took his wrist "What the…"
"Hey boyfriend" He was pulled into a hug.
'Why Anzu?' He pushed her away "I already told you Anzu… I am NOT your boyfriend!"
"Yes you are silly! You are just too shy to admit it"
Yugi smacked his forehead once again 'I can't deal with this crap now! I have to go… Yami… I want to talk to him…I need him…' He sighted "Look Anzu, I don't know why you suddenly say that I am your boyfriend; I don't have time to talk about it and I don't really care… so stop treating me like your boyfriend cause I am not!" He turned and left.
Anzu frowned 'You will be my boyfriend and you will be my little Atem you like it or not…'
Yugi ran home. He was so happy he would finally talk to Yami.
"Hey ji-chan I am back!"
"Yugi wait!"
Yugi ran to his room ignoring his grandfather. He let the bag fall to the floor and gasped "JI-CHAN! WHERE IS MY LAPTOP?!"
Jess: Ooooh Yugi's laptop is gone? What will he do now? Bad luck for Yugi… Guess he can't talk to Yami now…
Yami: You are evil…
Jess: You are confusing me with Liz over there
Liz: *laughing evilly cutting down a life-sized voodoo doll of Anzu with chainsaw*
Jess: I just do what I have to do… now preview!
Next Chapter: Hacking computers. Yugi does his homework, Yami has a nice dream and Bakura and Marik will hack Yami's computer
Yami: WHAT?! WHY?!
Liz: They want to talk to Yugi
Jess: To ask him a few questions
Liz: And say embarrassing stuff about you
Bakura and Marik: YES!
Yami: Fuck no!
Liz: Fuck yeah! *raises her chainsaw* this will be fun!
Jess: I am leaving now, please REVIEW! Your reviews make me really happy! But before I leave… *snatches chainsaw from Liz* I am taking this! No more weapons for you!
Liz: BUT JESS! I LOVE THAT CHAINSAW!
Jess: No buts! *leaves*
Liz: Bitch… (I heard you!) I KNOW BAKA! *turns to readers* I am PISSED! You don't want to face me when I am pissed so you better REVIEW! If I don't get enough reviews that make me happy I will be MORE pissed and I will tell Jess not to upload for 5 WEEKS! Don't try me! I keep my promises when I am pissed! That's the word of the day… PISSED! REVIEW!
