Jess: Hey guys! So I wanted to write a big, random, and funny chapter for Yugi and Yami going out as friends for the first time! Unfortunately it was so long I had to break it in 2 different chapters. Here is part one! Hope you like it! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Let's get started!


Seto cleared his throat then spoke to the microphone "I am sorry to inform you that our concerts for today and the next couple of weeks will have to be cancelled…"

The audience groaned and booed

"Why?! WE WANT THE 'DARK MAGICIANS!'"

"I WASTED MY MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON THIS TICKET!"

"MIS *QUINCE! T.T"

"I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"

Seto growled "SHUT UP!" He snapped and the audience went silent. "That's better… I am afraid Bakura and Marik are in no condition to play…" There were some gasps.

"MY BABY BAKURA IS HURT?!"

"IS MY BOYFRIEND OKAY?"

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!"

Seto frowned 'An angry Atem, that's what happened…'

(Back in the mansion the day before)

Yami grabbed them by the collars of their shirts and smirked "Game time"

Bakura and Marik sweat dropped. Bakura tried to change Yami's mind "You know… if it wasn't for us you wouldn't have met the shrimp…"

Marik nodded eagerly.

Yami frowned "And I almost lost my friendship with Yugi because he realized I never told him I was Atem…"

Dumbly, Bakura snorted "That wasn't our fault…"

Marik agreed "If you had told him before as I told you this would've never happened…"

Yami growled as he tightened his grip on Bakura and Marik's shirts.

Marik spoke up "Can I at least finish watching my show?"

If Bakura was able to, he would have face palmed.

Yami smacked their heads together and took advantage of their loss in balance to push them to the floor. He then grabbed a baseball bat. (A/N Courtesy of Winged Sapphire Wolf, thanks girl!)

(PAM!) OW BLODDY HELL!

(POW!) MY PRETTY FACE!

*A while later

Yami smirked while shaking the dust from his shoulders "That should do for now." He walked out of the room ignoring the groans from Marik and Bakura who rested on the floor.

Bakura sat up rubbing his head with his left hand. 'Bloody hell…' He could feel great pain in every inch of his body. He tried to raise his right arm but a great pain on his wrist stopped him. "FUCK! MY WRIST! MY BLOODY WRIST IS BROKEN!" He looked beside him and gasped "MY GUITAR!" Bakura's black guitar… or what was left… lay beside him. He now remembered how Yami broke it in half hitting him with it. He scooted closer to it "Baby please speak to me!" As a response, the only cord that survived snapped making a ting sound.

Marik sat up and checked his wrists for any injuries. 'No broken wrists' He felt great pain in all his body but nothing seemed to be broken (Key word: Seemed) Marik sighted and stood up but fell as his left foot touched the floor. "F(EFF)CK! ATEM CURSED ME! I CAN'T WALK!" He curled up in a ball grabbing his foot with both his hands. "I AM CURSED!"

Bakura looked at him and raised an eyebrow "Marik I am pretty sure it's only a broken ankle…"

"IT'S A F(EFF)CKING CURSE!"


The next day at the Kame game shop

Yugi opened his eyes and groaned 'I don't want to wake up… if I wake up I have to get up and actually do stuff… so boring' He was determined to sleep again when his grandpa yelled "YUGI YOU BETTER NOT BE SLEEPING IN! YOU PROMISED TO HELP ME WITH THE SHOP!"

Yugi groaned "Alright Ji-chan! I am up!" he pushed his covers and sat up. 'Wow… I had the weirdest dream ever… first Joey convinced me to go to a concert… a freaking concert! That's crazy! Also Atem came to me and said he was Yami…'

Yugi walked downstairs to the kitchen. "Good morning Ji-chan" He said and yawned

"Good morning your majesty" Sugoroku said jokingly

Yugi looked confused at him "Since when do you call me majesty?"

"Since you decide to come back home on a limo, who was your friend by the way? I highly doubt Joey has a limo…" Sugoroku said

Yugi tilted his head "A limo?" His eyes widened "It wasn't a dream?!"

His grandpa laughed "It sure wasn't unless we had the same dream! You came back home yesterday from the concert in a black limo."

Yugi's face showed horror "That means… oh no… it's not possible…" He raised his hands to his head and grasped his hair. "JOEY ACTUALLY CONVINCED ME TO GO TO A CONCERT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!"

Sugoroku chuckled and shook his head "So… who was your friend anyway?"

Yugi turned to his grandpa "A rock star, in fact, the lead singer from the band, he came up to me yesterday and said he was a friend I met online… now if you excuse me" He stormed upstairs.

Sugoroku laughed "Kids these days… such imagination…"

Yugi slammed the door open and jumped to his laptop. He drummed his fingers as it turned on 'Come on you slow piece of crap!' When it finally turned on, Yugi went directly to the Duel website and logged on. Suddenly it hit him. "It's freaking 8 AM! Who the hell logs on at 8 AM on Saturday?" He paced back and forth not knowing what to do. 'Okay… so if it wasn't a dream… it really happened… Yami is Atem… Yami is a freaking rock star… and he freaking beat me in Duel Monsters?!'

He reached into his jacket's pocket for his card deck. He started looking at his cards. 'Why do I feel that Yami did something on my deck?' Suddenly a folded paper fell from between the deck. He picked it up and unfolded it.

'If you believe what happened yesterday was a dream call this number' – Yami

Yugi raised his eyebrows. He looked at the other side of the paper and there was a number written on it. He pulled out his cellphone, looked at it then back at the paper.


Yami was sleeping peacefully and dreamed of beating the crap out of Bakura and Marik… again. He chuckled and murmured "That's what you get for messing with my stuff…" Suddenly his phone went off and he groaned. He looked at the clock. 'Who the hell calls at 8 AM!?' He yawned and answered. "Atem here…" He flinched at the sudden screaming.

"HOLY CRAP! It wasn't a dream?!"

Yami processed what just happened and smiled. "Good morning to you too King…"

"It was real?! You are really Atem?! More importantly… YOU BEAT ME IN DUEL MONSTERS?"

Yami chuckled "Yes Yugi it was real, yes, I, Yami, am Atem and of course I beat you at Duel Monsters…"

Yugi remained silent for a couple of seconds. "Huh…well… thanks for clarifying that… uh… sorry for waking you up…"

Yami pushed his feet to the floor. "Oh no, no, no, I was already up, in fact I just came back from the gym and…" He yawned "I am fully awake…"

Yugi laughed "Of course Pharaoh… wait… how did you managed to put your number on my deck?"

"Oh that? Remember you almost forgot your deck when you ran to the game shop? I took advantage of it and slipped the note there"

"Oh… well… I guess I should go now…"

"No!" Yami said a little bit too loud surprising Yugi and himself. 'Where did that came from?' He cleared his throat "I mean… Now that I am awake and you destroyed my beautiful dream now we MUST have an actual conversation!"

Yugi laughed "Seriously? Beautiful dream?"

"IT WAS BEAUTIFUL! I was beautifully beating the crap out of my friends!" Yami stopped. 'Why did I say that? Damn it myself! I really need to stop saying stupid things when talking to Yugi!'

Much to his surprise, Yugi burst out laughing "You think a beautiful dream is beating the crap out of people?!"

"Not just any people, my friends" Yami clarified.

"Oh yeah, that's even better… I love to beat the crap out of my friends…"

"Hey, if you knew Bakura and Marik you would understand!"

Suddenly someone screamed on the other line "YUGI! COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Yugi sighted "Coming Ji-chan! …so that was my grandpa…"

"Yeah that's what I thought..."

"Yeah so… I have to go…"

"Wait! First I want to ask… you are not mad about the whole "I am Atem" thing right?"

Yugi went silent for a while then sighted "No… not anymore anyway, you had your reasons to hide it, I am not happy that you didn't tell me before but I guess it doesn't matter anymore..."

Yami wasn't so sure. "You don't sound convinced… you still distrust me don't you?"

"What?! NO! Pfft! Why would you think that? Distrust you… Come on Yami…"

Of course, Yami didn't buy that. "Yugi…"

"Okay, yeah, just a little bit…"

Yami sighted "I don't blame you… let me make it up for you… I will take you anywhere! Tell me when you are free, I will pick you up and you choose where we go!"


"Uhh…" Yugi didn't know what to say. Go out with Atem? Was it a good idea? "Well… I don't know… what if we suddenly find a bunch of your fans…"

"Oh don't worry about that, I know how to get rid of them."

Yugi ran a hand through his hair. "What about your concerts? Don't you have to rehearse or something?"

"Oh… no… Bakura and Marik can't play they… had an accident." Yugi swore he could hear Yami smirking "So I am free whenever you want… I mean… if you want…"

Yugi bit his lip. He wasn't sure about going out with Atem, being around a rock star wasn't something Yugi imagined himself doing. He looked around his room and spotted his card deck. He remembered playing Duel Monsters and chatting with Yami many times in the past, why would he doubt to hang out with him in real life? 'I am not going out with Atem… I am going out with Yami…' He decided to give it a shot. "Well I have nothing to do today but…"

"Perfect! See you at five!" With that Yami hung up

"Wait Yami…" Yugi looked at his phone. Not exactly what he expected, but he was sure of one thing '…now there is no way out of this…'

"YUGI MOTOU!"

"DAMN IT JI-CHAN STOP YELLING! I AM COMING!"


It was almost time of Yami's arrival and Yugi found himself pacing back and forth in his room. A glance at the clock and it was 4:59. He was starting the usual last minute hesitations or the "Maybes."

'Maybe this isn't a good idea… Maybe everything will go wrong, maybe there will be a bunch of psychopath girls that will kill us unmercifully, maybe he is nothing like the internet and turn out to be an arrogant rock star, maybe he won't even come, maybe he will see me less for being just a normal teenager, maybe he will not like me anymore, maybe…'

There were thousands more "maybes" that came to Yugi's mind but the sound of a car parking made his mind and heart stop. 'He is here! He is actually here! Wait… maybe that's not him, maybe that's just another customer…maybe…'

"YUGI! SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU!"

'…crap…'

Yugi took a deep breath, sighted and left the safety of his room. He walked down the stairs, walked to the shop side of the house and found his grandfather and Yami talking.

"Oh please! Just call me grandpa, everyone does!" Sugoroku turned to Yugi "Ah! Yugi! Why didn't you tell me about your friend Yami?"

"Uhh…"

"I swear, I feel like I have seen him before but I just don't know where…"

Yugi sweat dropped "Ji-chan… he is the lead singer of an international rock band…"

Sugoroku laughed "International rock star! Very funny Yugi, like I am going to believe that you are friend with a rock star, Yami here looks pretty normal to me!"

Yami chuckled "I am glad someone says that for a change" He turned to Yugi with a smile "Ready to go?"

"Uhh…"

"Damn it Yugi! Don't just go 'uhh' like an idiot! Go!" Sugoroku pushed him closer to Yami, much to his embarrassment. "And while you are out make sure you bring some milk with you, we ran out this morning!" With that he pushed them both outside and slammed the door.

Yami laughed and turned to Yugi "I like your grandfather, he is really funny!"

Yugi massaged his temples "The problem is he doesn't know when to stop…" He looked up and his eyes widened "WHAT THE…"

Yami had put on a 'Dark Magicians' cap. "What?"

"How did you managed to put a cap on?! I mean… your hair… it… it breaks any laws of Physics!"

Yami laughed and pulled out a pair of sunglasses. "Being undercover is very important when you are a rock star" He smirked as he put on the glasses. "You have lots to learn young grasshopper…"

Yugi shook his head "and back to arrogant…" He raised an eyebrow "A 'Dark Magicians' cap? You bought a cap of your own band?"

Yami snorted "I am no THAT arrogant… they gave us a box with like fifty of this and I had to use them for something, besides its comfy and covers my hair. Now where do we go?"

Yugi shrugged "I don't know…"

"We can go anywhere you want, just say it"

Yugi raised an eyebrow. Anywhere? It will be a sin to miss an opportunity like that! "I want to go to Paris and to the Eiffel Tower…"

Yami instantly pulled out his phone "Yeah Chipes, I need you to bring the private jet…"

Yugi's eyes widened "Yami! I was kidding!"

Yami raised his eyebrows "Oh… right… never mind Chipes!" He hung up "I was actually looking forward to Paris… I wanted some fires…"

Yugi shook his head. "If you have the power to go to Paris why don't you make Kaibaland only open to us?" He said and laughed

Yami smirked and dialed a different number "Hey Seto, I need a favor... no I don't want money!"


Yugi looked around the now deserted Kaibaland, he could go anywhere he wanted without worrying about lines, the noise of the people or crashing with someone. "This… is… awesome!" Yugi's eyes shined with the happiness of a ten-year-old boy.

Yami chuckled. He had taken off the cap and the sunglasses; they were alone so there were no worries about fans. "My way of saying I am sorry"

"You should lie more often… no wait… you can't buy me with Kaibaland! Oh look! Candy!" Yugi bought a bag of sugar-filled candy but hesitated on eating it 'Grandpa says I shouldn't eat sugar… something about going crazy… oh what the hell?' He tried some and since he liked it he decided to toss all of what was in the bag into his mouth. Suddenly his eyes went wide and he started shaking.

Meanwhile in Yugi's brain…

'RED ALERT! Level of sugar… OVER 9000!' A bunch of little Yugis ran in circles shaking their arms in the air. Some jumped and even performed back flips and one of them was shooting water at the rest with a water gun. One little Yugi managed to climb to a fan on the ceiling. "I can fly!"

In other words his mind was a mess.

Yami shrugged "Well my cousin Seto is the owner of Kaiba Corp. so this was nothing…" But Yugi wasn't there anymore "Yugi? Where are you?!"

"MAKE THIS THING GO FASTER!"

Yami turned his head and found Yugi already up on a roller coaster 'How did he get in there so fast…?"

"HEY! WHAT HAPPENS IF I UNBUCKLE FROM MY SEAT?!" Yugi said as he reached the buckle

"Holy shit!" Yami ran to the roller coaster controller, pushed the staff member away and turned it off.

The game stopped and Yugi jumped from his seat. "That was fun! Look, another roller coaster!" With that he ran off while Yami sweat dropped 'I didn't know Yugi was that active…' He then spotted the bag of candy on the ground 'What do they put on those things?'

"Excuse me, does this belong to you?" A staff member was holding Yugi who was kicking trying to get out of his grip.

"Let me go! Let the King go!"

Yami chuckled "Unfortunately yes…"

After hearing Yami's voice, Yugi stopped; much to the staff member, let's call him John, surprise. The little Yugis in his mind had stopped and were either sitting or flying in the air sighting dreamily. Yami's voice echoed in the little teen's mind and for some reason it calmed him down. The Yugi on the fan had fallen and mumbled "I'm okay" But the rest were so lost in Yami's voice. Suddenly all of them opened their eyes wide "OI!"

"What do you mean unfortunately?!" Yugi snapped

"He tried to climb to the Blue-Eyes White Dragon statue" John said

"He did?" Yami looked incredulously at Yugi

Yugi looked even more confused "I did?"

John nodded "There is a video on the security camera to prove it…"

"But… I don't remember…"

John and Yami looked at each other. Yami shrugged and John finally let Yugi go and left.

Yami turned to Yugi "I get my eyes away from you for two seconds and you climb a dragon statue?"

Yugi frowned "I said I don't remember!"

Yami looked at the bag of candy in his hands 'I must tell Seto to stop selling these things in here…' he turned back to Yugi "Okay, too much roller coasters and dragon statues for you for the day…"

Yugi groaned "But I don't want to go home yet!"

Yami placed a finger on his chin 'What to do, what to do, what to do…' suddenly an idea came to his mind and he smirked "I know a place you will sure like. Follow me little one"

Yugi raised an eyebrow "What? Now I am little one?"

"Well you are pretty short, are you sure you are sixteen?"

Yugi glared at Yami "You are short too…"

"But you are shorter" Yami turned to Yugi with a smirk "Don't look at me with that fail of a glare, makes you look cute instead of scary" He chuckled when Yugi's face turned to a slight pink color and wrapped an arm on his shoulders. "Come on little one, let's go"


Jess: That's it for today, who liked Yugi acting like crazy with little Yugis in his mind? I sure did! xD Who can guess where they are going now? Make sure you leave a review! They make me happy and a happy Jess is a new chapter for this story :P Adios!

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