Liz: Zzz Zzz
Jess: *kick door open* I am back baby!
Liz: *jumps awake* Gah! What the… what took you so long?!
Jess: Something horrible and boring called 'Life.' I could tell you an excuse as to why I updated so slowly but I know you don't really care about that so… Yami!
Yami: Nope! I am not doing it!
Jess: If you don't I will leave you out of the story for... 5 chapters!
Yami: Fine! Jess doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh…
Jess: Let's get started!
Anzu winced as the doctor placed a last bandage on her face. She not only had the bite from the skunk with rabies, she also had several bites and scratches from the dog she tried to use against Yugi. 'I officially hate animals…'
"Well now wait here while I get the shot for the rabies." The doctor said as he stood up. As he left a nurse with blond hair walked in. As soon as she did she pinched her nose "Holy crap what's that smell?" she noticed Anzu "Oh honey, you were beaten up pretty bad!" Anzu frowned and looked away "What were you doing with a skunk anyway?"
Anzu glared at her "Why do you care?"
The nurse shrugged "I don't, you are about to receive several shots so the doctor told me to distract you."
Anzu's eyes widened "S-several?" The nurse nodded "fuck…"
"So are you going to tell me or not?" Anzu shook her head "Is it a boy?"
Anzu turned to the nurse in disbelief "How do you know?"
"Oh honey, I just do, so you are trying to get a boy's attention?" Anzu nodded "There is a very easy way to get a boy to go after you!"
"There is? How?"
The nurse chuckled "You need to get hurt!" Anzu raised an eyebrow "Look, if you get hurt he will get curious and ask you about it and subconsciously will feel the need to protect you!"
"Really? But how… do I get hurt?" Anzu asked a bit scared
"Dear, you don't need to!" The nurse walked to a box and pulled out a fake arm cast "We used this for a commercial; we don't need it so you can have it. Put it on, make up a dramatic story and you will have the boy in no time!"
Anzu looked unsure "Do you think this will work?"
The nurse shrugged "Honestly I don't know, but I needed to get rid of that thing…"
Anzu sighted "Oh well… I have nothing to lose… how do I get rid of the smell?"
The nurse placed a finger on her chin. "Try this!" she tossed Anzu a perfume "Straight from Paris!" The doctor suddenly came in "Alright! I got your shots right here!" she gulped. 'This will hurt…'
After Yugi told the story for the third time, Ryou and Joey burst in laughter. "A skunk with rabies?!"
Yugi nodded. "You think she will have to miss school for that?"
Joey shrugged "Hopefully…" he stood up "Hey Ry! Ya mind if I grab somethin' to eat?"
"Actually I am running out of money and I don't have much on the fridge so…"
"Thanks man!" And with that Joey ran to the kitchen. Ryou shook his head. "I am afraid I am going to ran out of food if I let Joey come to my house again…"
Yugi laughed "This is why you have to buy a lock for your fridge." He got a serious look on his face "Hey Ryou… I need to ask you something…"
"What is it Yugi?"
"Well…" Yugi scratched the back of his head "Remember about what we talked last night? Can we keep it a secret?"
Ryou raised an eyebrow "Keep what a secret?"
Yugi tilted his head "… what I told you last night… about Yami's true identity…"
Ryou shook his head "I don't remember anything…"
Yugi raised an eyebrow "I mean… Yami being… you know… a rock star?"
Ryou shook his head once again "I beg your pardon but I don't recall you telling me that."
Yugi's jaw dropped "Ryou I don't want you to tell Joey that Yami is At…" he was cut off by Ryou's hand "mmhh?"
Ryou smiled "Yugi, I have no idea what you are talking about" He then winked and pulled his hand back.
Yugi processed what happened and then smiled "Thanks Ryou, you are the best"
"I know I am… now let's get Joey before he…" There was a loud CRASH from the kitchen "Oh bugger… not again…" he stood up and ran to the kitchen.
Yugi stood up with a weight less on his shoulders. Ryou knew about Yami, but he wouldn't tell anyone. Yugi was terrified to even think about Joey's reaction when he discovered that he was friends with one of his idols. He knew he had to tell him, but that didn't mean at that exact moment. There was another CRASH coming from the kitchen. "Ok what the hell are you guys doing?!"
"Ry put the cookies on top of the fridge and I can't reach them!"
"That was the point!" Ryou exclaimed
Yugi sighted 'Yep… these are my friends…'
The unimaginable thing happened. It finally came, Yugi's worst nightmare…
Monday morning.
Yugi stretched his arms and yawned. He rubbed his eyes which had slight black lines underneath showing he hadn't slept enough. Who is it to blame for that? Try to guess… here is a clue; he is a rock star with tri-colored hair…
Yami decided to call Yugi in the middle of the night and they talked… for a LONG time.
'Who would have thought a rock star could talk so much?' He tried to sat up but felt his body attached to the bed. 'Don't want… to get up… oh well!' giving up, he rolled over his bed.
Suddenly his phone vibrated with a Ding sound signaling he received a message. He groaned, sat up and stretched his arm to take it and look at it. 'Hey get up! You have to go to school!'
Yugi sighted frustrated and lay back down. Dumbly, he had mentioned the night before how he always had problems with Monday mornings and Yami named himself as his personal alarm clock. Ding
'Don't be lazy! Get up!'
Yugi shook his head 'Don't want to!' Ding
'You know I am going to bug you until you are up right?'
Yugi groaned and took his phone as he pushed his feet to the floor. 'Alright Yami you win, I'm up.'
'Perfect! This was your alarm message courtesy of 'The Dark Magicians!'
Yugi laughed weakly, his eyes closing slowly giving in, not even the Ding from his phone stopped him from closing his eyes.
'Yugi! Don't you even dare to close your eyes…' Too late '*sight* Bad way it is then…'
Five minutes later Yugi's phone started to ring waking him up. Now Yami was calling. Yugi flipped his phone open and said a weak "hello?' that was barely audible. There was nothing but silence on the other side for a while. Suddenly he flinched when the noise of an electric guitar reached his ears. That for sure woke him up.
Yugi rubbed his ear that still could feel the vibration of the sound and then yelled at the phone "Yami stop! I'm awake!" The guitar stopped
"Good! Better keep it that way!"
Yugi massaged his temples "Why are you doing this again?"
"I have three reasons actually, one, I have noticed you are not a morning person so I am helping! Two I have nothing to do and three it's fun to annoy you!"
Yugi shook his head "What a friend you turned out to be… aren't you waking up any of the other band members with that guitar?"
"Nope! I am in the silence room! They can't hear a thing! Seriously I could kill someone in here and they will never know!"
Yugi laughed "Yeah, 'cause I am always planning to kill people in secret"
"Hey you never know! Someday you might just need it… OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"…I kind of forgot to close the door… and I woke up Seto… and he is glaring at me… and he has a wooden spoon… okay so I have to run for my dear life so call me after school yes? Bye! SETO DON'T…" there was some shuffling before the line went dead.
Yugi laughed and threw his phone over his bed. 'Well they are still in the silence room so if he dies no one will hear it.' He stood up and got ready for school.
Yugi yawned as he walked inside the classroom. He found a bunch of students surrounding someone. 'What the… holy videogames!' He pinched his nose 'What's that smell?' If he thought the skunk smell was horrible now it was even worse. He found Joey and Ryou sneering and he walked to them. "Whad da freak is going on?!"
Joey laughed out loud. "Remember what ya said happened to Anzu?"
Yugi raised his eyebrows and turned to the group of people. Someone moved and Anzu was revealed. She had bandages on various parts of her body and a cast on her arm. 'A cast?'
"Oh Anzu! What happened to you?" A random girl asked. As an answer Anzu placed her good hand on her forehead. "Oh it was horrible! There I was, being beautiful when this… monster appeared out of nowhere!" The girls gasped "It was this… big wolf! Yes! It was a wolf! And it had wings! It was a winged wolf! It grabbed me by my shirt and tried to take me! Luckily I managed to jump in midair but I landed on my arm…" (A/N Why a winged wolf? Because they are cool! Shut up!)
Yugi burst in laughter. 'A winged wolf?! You were attacked by a skunk!' he wanted to scream but stopped himself. He turned to Joey who snorted "Can ya believe her? That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!"
Ryou nodded "There is no way someone is actually going to believe her…"
The girls around Anzu gasped "You poor thing! That was very brave Anzu! Let me sign your cast!"
His friends' jaws dropped while Yugi just shook his head "We are surrounded by idiots…" Yugi turned his head up and spotted Anzu looking at him. 'Uh-oh… please don't come here, please don't come here, please…' Anzu started walking towards him. 'Crap.'
"Oh… my little boyfriend! I am so happy to see you!" Anzu hugged Yugi who felt like gagging. He turned to his friends who were too busy laughing. He mentally cursed them and pushed Anzu away… at least he tried. He wanted to scream 'Let me go! You stink!' his eyes started to tear up. 'Oh this is disgusting…'
"Oh Yugi-kun! I was so scared! I thought I was going to die…"
'I think I am going to die… someone save me!' He could feel consciousness leaving him.
Yugi's savior arrived in form of his teacher. "Okay class take your seats and… Oh for the love of cartoons! Who brought a dead body to class?! The smell is disgusting and unfabulous!"
Anzu let go Yugi who fell to the floor knocked out. "It's the new perfume I bought! Straight from Paris!"
The teacher put on a gas mask. "Whatever… I was supposed to photocopy some sheets for you from the book but since I hate you all I want you to copy them out by hand, from page 20 to page… 1000! If you need any help don't you dare to ask me!" With that he sat down raising his feet to his desk and pulled out a comic book. "Well go on!" Everyone groaned and pulled out their notebooks.
Anzu raised her hand. "Mister Pegasus…"
The teacher looked up. "What did I said about not asking me for help?"
"I can't write with this cast on"
Mr. Pegasus hummed and looked around the class. He spotted Yugi on the floor. "Motou! Get up!"
Yugi opened his eyes and blinked. "Who? What? …"
"Since you think you can sleep in the middle of the classroom you will have to copy Anzu's work as well!"
With a jump, Yugi was on his feet "WHAT?! You have to be kidding…"
*3 hours later *
Yugi felt his hand burning as he wrote on Anzu's notebook. He did what every normal human would do in this situation…mentally curse 'Stupid teacher… stupid Anzu… stupid school… stupid book… stupid pencil… stupid floor… stupid ceiling… stupid everything…'
"Are you done Yugi-kun?" Anzu asked for the one thousandth time. Yugi's eye twitched "No Anzu… I am still not done with YOUR work…" he turned to his friends and saw them working on their own notes 'At least I am not the only one suffering…'
Suddenly Anzu raised her hand "Mr. Pegasus!"
A gas mask looked up from the comic book "Now what?!"
"I need to go out early for a doctor's appointment."
"…And? The door is that way."
"I need someone to carry my books"
Yugi's eyes widened. '…oh no…'
The teacher turned his head to Yugi who shook his head. 'Please no… don't say my name… whatever you do don't…'
"Mr. Motou!"
'FUUUUUUUUUU…'
Yugi followed Anzu with a couple of books on his hands. He was mad but he had to admit he at least got out of school early. 'Well this isn't THAT bad… I mean… just a couple of books…' suddenly they stopped and Anzu opened a locker. 'Oh crap…'
"I need this book and this book… and this one… and this one… and this one…" After a while the pile on Yugi's arms was bigger than him. "Perfect!" with that he walked off with Yugi following her. Thankfully Anzu lived close to the school so they were soon on the front door.
The books were losing balance and Yugi had to move in a series of ungraceful moves to keep them from falling.
"Oh Yugi-kun, thank you so much for helping me! How can I ever repay you?"
'Let me go and never bother me ever again?' Yugi thought hopefully
Anzu snapped her fingers "I know! What if I give you a video game?" That got Yugi's attention. He let the books fall to the floor and looked up at Anzu. "I have lots in my basement; you can have a look…"
'Video games?' Yugi shook his head. He knew Anzu was up to something. 'Are you crazy?! It's Anzu's house! You don't want to get in do you? But the video games… so tempting…' without his consent, his body started to move towards the open door.
'I got him where I wanted.' Anzu smirked "You can have all the video games you want…"
'Must…resist…' Yugi tried to stop but failed miserably, the thought of free video games is just something you can't say no to. At least a gamer like Yugi couldn't.
"Yes Yugi… come inside…" Anzu said with a creepy grin. "Get inside little Atem…"
Yugi was one step to get inside but a flash of blond and white dashed right in front of Anzu and faster than a blink Yugi was gone. 'What the…'
"What the…" Yugi felt like he was flying then he landed on the grass. "Ow…"
"What da hell were ya thinkin'?!"
Yugi looked up and found Joey and Ryou staring at him. "What…"
"Bloody hell! You were this close to get into the witch's house!" Ryou exclaimed
"Yeah Yug! What was that all about? Don't you know that once you get inside THAT house you can't get out?! What happened back there?!"
Yugi scratched the back of his head. "I… I… heard video games and lost it…" Joey face palmed and Ryou sighted "You are a serious gamer aren't you?" Yugi crossed his arms and looked away "Don't judge me! I love video games…"
"More than anything in this boring life, we know" Joey and Ryou said in unison.
Yugi stood up "What are you guys doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be in class?"
"Well, after you left with Anzu, Ry an' I followed ya to make sure nothin' bad happened to ya."
"How did you escaped from Mr. Pegasus?" Yugi asked
"That was easy!" Ryou said "I told him I had British stuff to do and he said 'The door is that way.'" he shrugged "He didn't really care…"
"Whatev!" Joey sniffed and looked over his shoulder "Uh-oh, we have to get Yugi away from here! The witch is comin! Come on!" He grabbed Yugi and threw him over his shoulder, much to the little teen's annoyance.
"I have legs you now?" Yugi complained
"But yer short and slow Yug"
Ryou nodded "Joey's right"
Yugi pouted "I hate you both"
"We love you too!" They chanted in unison. "Now RUN!" Joey yelled and they ran away. Not five seconds later Anzu reached that spot with a frown on her face. 'Bastards! They stole MY little Atem! He was so close to get inside!' She walked to her house and pulled off the cast. "My little act didn't work this time but I will find a way to make you mine, Yugi Motou, you will be mine!"
Jess: Ohhhhh Anzu almost got Yugi… almost…
Yugi: that was horrible! T.T
Yami: *holds him* Don't worry my love, you are safe
Liz: *cough* for now *cough* Alright questions of the day! Who can guess who the nurse was? You want to see Yami being beaten up by Seto? How many shots do you need for rabies?
Jess: *raise an eyebrow* Seriously?
Liz: What?! I really don't know! These are my questions and what I ask goes!
Jess: Anyway... there wasn't too much Yami on this chapter so the next one will be more dedicated to him! But for now I say adios!
Liz: Review!
