"This is Steve Daniels for the Manhattan News at ten, we're here at the recent crash of the plane 210 Polji, the crash was around 19:30 central near the Gallows airport, I'm glad to report no casualties, I'm here with two of the passengers, Leo Valdez and Piper McLean. Ms, McLean, Mr Valdez can you tell us anything about the crash?"

Leo:" Brother, you don't wanna know."

"But we do. We're all here waiting in anticipation!"

Piper:"Listen brother, you do not want to know."

"But-"

Leo interrupted him with a stop motion.

Leo:"You don't wanna know."

"We really would like to know, we're live and-"

Leo:"You really don't wanna know."

"Well, there you have it, Marge back-"

Piper:"Fine then, we'll tell you."

Leo:" So we were flying, like voooooom,"He pretended to be driving a car,"It sounded like the pilot was enjoying himself a lot. We were sitting so comfortably, I even tried to read a book!"

Piper:"And then the lady came with a trolley and she asked us if we wanted some peanuts, we said,'Yeah give the peanuts.' Then she asked if we wanted chips so we said,'Yeah, just put them over there.' Then she asked us what we wanted to drink so I asked for coke and she gave it-Leo didn't want anything-, didn't cost no money nothing, free!"

Leo:" And everyone was having a good time sleeping, chatting, reading, watching TV, then I dunno what happened I think the pilot hit a pothole or something, cause the plane took a dip and started shaking,"He made a series of clanking and clicking sounds,while shaking like he was possesed"It was bad, but then it got super bad, the plane went up and then zoop!"He made a dive motion with his hand.

Piper:"And it shook even more! The people were panicking, the babies were falling, people were screaming like,'AHHHHHHH!' I was so scared, I was praying like mad."

Leo:"And the plane shook harder and the ground was just getting closer and the people were panicking more which made the plane shake harder!"

Piper:"And then the lady came back and took my coke and shouted,'You don't take my coke!' and downed it in one and threw the bottle at another passenger!"She mimicked the air hostess.

Leo:"We put on our seatbelts and the plane shook and it shook! And the plane came down and we thought that we'd crash!"

Piper:"But the pilot was an awesome guy-"

Leo:"He hit the hand brake and the plane went skidding,"He made noises like a car skidding over a road while running in a circle pretending to be landing the plane."The plane came down, throwing donuts, smoke was everywhere!"

Piper:"The people then came out, kicking the door down and sliding out like in a Rambo movie,"She pretended to kick a door down,"Dam! I thought I was gonna die! I was sure I was gonna die!"

"Wow, that's amazing! Amazing! And you were in the plane! What were you thinking, what was going through your head?"

Leo:"What plane? We just got here, we came to say goodbye to one of our friends."

"Whaaa?"

Piper:"We'd better go Leo, I think Jason has already gotten to the car. Bye!"

And they ran off laughing at the poor newsman.

Ahhh, my second attempt on a funny Liper Bromance. Tell me what you think in a review! :D In the meantime... COOKIES! (::) x300082002274!

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