Who Gets Ichigo?

Episode Three: Coffee Break! (Filler Episode)


I'm baaack ok so I have looots of homework because school totally sucks even though they changed the frikking time table so I have less lessons! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Anyways, I had a request from a clearly devoted fan . And ironically I am a fan of hers WOOHOO so as requested we have a guest star in here and you...GET TO BEAT UP GABBI!

Gabbi-Mikorwa:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHHAHA!

Gabbi-Mikorwa:But..but you do it so much better...Pouts

This is my best idea yet!

Gabbi-Mikorwa:Mourns her own soon to be death

K.K.K.O: Woohoo!

THEME SONG! Infact...I think Kitty Kat will sing it better...infact now because your name is long and I can't be bothered typing DEEEEP BREATH You get to be called...Kitty.

Kitty: YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

THEME SONG! And just because I am a big fan Bows You get to kiss Ryou D

Gabbi-Mikorwa: NOOOOOOOOO SHE CAN't DO THAT HE MAY FALL FOR HER!

NEVER! Because he has to be with Ichigo

Gabbi-Mikorwa: What the hell is with this whole game thing then?

Aww...Bites

Gabbi-Mikorwa: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWww

THEME SONG PEOPLE!

Ichigo: So long ago-

Kitty:I LOST MY SOUL TO ONE BOY OVER THERE!

All: She loves me yes she loves me not oh we are in despair.

Ryou: She likes me .

Kisshu and Masaya: Ah shut up...you blonde nitwit

Ichigo: DON'T CALL HIM A BLONDE NITWIT!

Masaya: SINCE WHEN DID YOU START DEFENDING HIM?

Ichigo: Since he saved me from sinking in a sandpit AND from being run over by a bulldozer.

Gabbi-Mikorwa: Yeah um guys, you should notice the pattern...just get Ryou to distract whatever then like take Ichigo.

Kitty: When do I get to kiss Ryou?

After

Kitty: Wah.

BUT FOR NOW todays game is the most scariest DANGEROUS game ever. WE NEED Looks up ingredients

Gabbi-Mikorwa: One Pudding.

Picks up Pudding and puts near a tree

Gabbi-Mikorwa: One Taruto.

Does same with Taruto

Gabbi-Mikorwa: And..OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL NOOOOO RUNS OUT THE ROOM


Black evil glare and eyes on fire!!!!!!!! ONE COFFEE...

All: GASP NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ITS SUICIDE!

I'm not gonna tell you what to do. Just go.

Ichigo: Ugh...

Gives Pudding coffee then makes Taruto kiss Ichigo

Kitty: HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD THAT LOOKED SO FUNNY!

Reminds me of the time this girl at school was high on SUGAR and kissed the smallest boy in our class. Was quite funny.

Kitty: HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAa

Pudding: NA NO DA! ICHIGO! HOW COULD YOU AND TARUTO HOW COULD YOU LET HER?

Taruto: BUT I-I-I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

Pudding: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWR BREATHES FIRE GIVE ME A CHAINSAW BOBBLEHEAD!

HEY my hair is not LONG enough for bobbles and for that and going on the WRONG PERSON! Slaps face silly

Pudding: Growls

Eh..eh...h.ehehehehe.. ENJOY! POOF

Kisshu: QUICK GRAB ICHIGO

Ichigo: O.o...?

Is lifted up in the air and they run off

Kitty: NOOO THIS MEANS KISSHU AND MASAYA WIN!

Gabbi-Mikorwa: Drat! I want Kisshu all for myself and I just hate masaya...we have to change Jhaede's rule book before she comes back!

Kitty: GREAT IDEA goes and scribbles in the book

Ryou: Riiight so what do I do again?

Kitty: You have to stop Pudding chasing Taruto.

Ryou: Shrugs easy enough.

Pudding: NA Breathes fire NO! Breathes fire DA! Breathes fire!

Taruto: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou picks up taruto and pudding and smooshes them together whilst injecting Pudding with sleeping drugs

Kitty: Couldn't that kill her?

Ryou: Meh...it stops her either way.

Taruto: O.O

Pudding: .

Peeps head round corner

Eh...END OF GAME! As Ichigo isn't here... now...EVERYONE COME HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS TO THE MOON!

All scurry in

Looks in rulebook

Kisshu: We SO won this time...

RYOU WINS!

Kisshu: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAA??????????

Look bauldy, my rules say that Pudding needed to be stopped so she wouldn't go pyscho on Ichigo after she killed Taruto.

Kisshu: Grr... Puts wig on

Masaya: Rolls on the floor laughing

NO LAUGHING AT HIS FLIP FLOPS

Masaya: EH??

Sets Pudding on Masaya

Masaya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runs


ANYWAYS! That's the end of todays episode, of Who Gets Ichigo. Many thanks for guest appearance from Kitty Kat K.O Aka: Kitty. And now...you must kill Gabbi.

Gabbi-Mikorwa: NOOOOO NO WE WERE A TEAM!

Kitty: I'm not the writer dimbo Pushes down a water slide in New Zealand

Gabbi-Mikorwa: NOOOOOOOOO MY WORST FEAAAAAAAAR Goes so fast swaying side to side and falls off

Eh...how far she drop

Kitty: No idea.

OH WELL! Cya next time people! waves

Kitty: Do I get my kiss with Ryou yet?

Grits through teeth Smile or its masaya...

Kitty: O.O!!!!!!!!!! waves

All: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabbi: AAAAAAAAAAAAABYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh I'll go get her...