Who Gets Ichigo

Episode 4: The Hotel of Lurve

Bwa. Ha ha. Ha ha. Today we don't have a life threatening contest, because Ichigo had pleaded me to stop bashing Masaya CRIES TT BUT I only let her as she said she would do something interesting today...YAY! So on we go with THE THEME SONG! AND WITH ENTHUSIASM YOU GREAT ANIME KINIKWITS!

Ichigo: So long ago I lost my soul to three boys over there.

All: She loves me yes she loves me not oh we are in despair.

I STILL need a better themesong...

Ichigo: Uhm...Crazy land it's crazy time you may get squished you may be mine, hope it's you or hope it's not because at the end you're out of luck!

PERFECTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a cookie

Ichigo: YAY! Eats


Ryou: Ehm...k...

Kisshu: WAIT!

What?

Kisshu: Does that hotel have a shower?

Eh...no...why?

Kisshu: DAMNIT!

Masaya: Why on earth do you want a shower in there?

Ryou: You have no hair to wash and you're always dirty...both ways.

Kisshu: BECAUSE EVERY CUTE GUY WHO'S IN AN ANIME GETS A SHOWER SCENE!!!!!!!!...Where's my shower scene? I WANT A SHOWER SCENE!

Well since you wear your trousers so low, and you are peverted -and- your top is really short and usually flies up, I'd say you've done enough for our viewers THANKYOU very much.

Gabbi-Mikorwa: I loved every second of it... Eyes twinkle

Kisshu: I like Ichigo not you, fisheye!

Gabbi-Mikorwa: WRONG ANIME!!!

Kisshu: I'll be NICE when I get my shower scene!

Throws a pie

Kisshu: OH YOU IN TROUBLE NOW!!!! Throws a pie

Is hit

Kisshu: AAAAAAHAHAHAHA REVENGE SWEET REVENGE!

Gabbi-Mikorwa: This seems somewhat familliar...RUN MY BELOVED!

Kisshu: Eh.

Throws PAI!

Kisshu: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pai: LIGHTNING FAN! ZAP

Kisshu: OW my bottom :(

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Gabbi-Mikorwa: STOP HURTING MY KISSHU!

Aww have a tissue for your poor kisshu...hey that rhymed!

Gabbi-Mikorwa: So it did...

Pai: LIGHTNING FAN! ZAP

Gabbi-Mikorwa: AAAAAA!! HE ZAPPED MY KNICKERS OFF!

Stop whining and go in the hotel to change

Gabbi-Mikorwa: Holds down skirt and grumbles

NOW Kicks Ichigo in the hotel Masaya go in.

Ichigo: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Masaya: OK!


Masaya: Ichigo?

Ichigo: Masaya!

Masaya: Eh...what's the aim of this game anyways?

Ichigo: Pfft, we get some alone time from all this stupidness and all you think about is how to WIN! THAT'S JUST SO MALE Shirogane-san wouldn't do that.

Masaya: NANI?!

Ichigo: JHAAAAEDE! GET THIS BAKA OUT!

Masaya: NANI?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wish is your command, unless I say it's not. Throws Masaya in a pile of garbage

Masaya: It could be worse...hey...who's that? peers

Pai: LIGHTNING FAN!

Masaya: AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Gabbi-Mikorwa: JHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEDE WHY THE HELL DID YOU ONLY PUT GRANNY KNICKERS IN THERE!!!

I thought it would look funny. And I was right!

Gabbi-Mikorwa: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Kisshu you're up

Kisshu: Bwahahah...Fixes wig on


Kisshu: There's even a bed...

Ichigo: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT OUT! OUT!!!!!!! Kicks

Kisshu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Lands next to Masaya

Kisshu: What you so worried a-

Pai: LIGHTNING FAN!

Kisshu: AAAAAAAAAAA MY WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BURNT MY WIG YOU B-

Pai: LIGHTNING FAN!

Kisshu: THE PAIN OH THE PAIN! MUMMMMYYYYY

SEND IN RYOU

Ryou: Whatever.


Ryou: Yo.

Ichigo: Hi.

Ryou: So, I'm guessing Masaya said something wrong and Kisshu was pevereted, hm?

Ichigo: Sigh yes.

Ryou: Sits on edge of bed

Ichigo: Why are you even here?

Ryou: What do you mean?

Ichigo: You've always won the challenges, not always due to Jhaede cheating.

Ryou: Well...I suppose I do kinda l-

Ichigo: YOU DO?

Ryou: Oh...eh...yeah.

Ichigo: Hugs

Ryou: O.o (INSIDE HIS MIND >> >> >> >>)

OH MY GOD SHE IS HUGGING MEEE Savour the moment...savour oh yes..HUG BACK WOOHOO!

I think we've let them have enough Destroys Hotel

Ichigo: NANI?

Ryou: Picks up Ichigo and saves her whooohoo!

(INSERT LOVING GAAAAAAAZE)

Aww..I hate to do this but ehm..Kitty Kat never got her kiss so..SHOVES ICHIGO OFF AND DRAGS RYOU TO KITTY KAT

Kitty Kat: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Oh lord.

PRETEND YOU LIKE HER OR HAVE PAI ZAP YOUR PURPLE STAR UNDERPANTS!

Ryou: Eh...eh...you look er...ni-

Kitty Kat: KISS

Ichigo: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! POUNCE

Kitty: NYAH!!!!!!!!

CAT FIGHT! LITERALLY!

Kisshu: WE NEED POP-OW! Corn...

We could use Gabbi's underpants as the bin for when we're done

Gabbi-Mikorwa: O.o

WELL Whilst we watch these two fight over Ryou, you go about your buisiness or read my story I HAVE FINISHED woohoo OFN or whatever you folks do! Cya next time!