Who Gets Ichigo?

Episode 7 ( I think )

Meanwhile...

Once upon a time in the far away land of...a...place...there lived a young red-head (No it's not me.) A blonde man, a black haired man who was constantly being chased by a frozen water balloon- and a green wigged alien. Their names were Ichigo, Ryou, Masaya and Kisshu. But what you don't know is that there was a supernatural being high above in the clouds and no its not god (If you believe in him or her...I prefer bubbles.) It was another short-haired red head who had a character named Eve Mikorwa but also had a character named Jhaede. So she uses that name. But in this reality she is known not only as HEY! (Popular name she gets from everyone) but also as ME!

Gabbi: HEY!

What do you want now?

Gabbi: You forgot to introduce me!

That's because I knew you'd do that.

Gabbi: WHY YOU LITTLE-

GRANNEH KNICKER BUBBLE EXPLOSIOOOOOON

Gabbi: Say what now?

The young little annoying ditzy stupid baka ka girl screamed as her knicekrs grew and got fluffy, filled with bubbles and exploded.

I laugh at you.


Ichigo: WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CAAAAAAAAAALL!

Guys: GREEN BUBBLEFISH!

Ichigo: FROM THEIR FISH-BOWL THEY CAN SEE IT ALLLLLLL!

Guys: GREEN BUBBLEFISH!

Guys...even though I changed the lyrics from Teen Titans to Green Bubblefish, and it is hugely popular- there is no reason to sing it so thate I hate it forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Ichigo: She's gonna be saying that for a long time isn't she...

Ryou: Yup.

Masaya: PLEASE SOMEBODY GET THIS DAMN THING AWAY FROM ME!

Kisshu: AT LEAST YOU HAVE HAIR

Ichigo: Awww don't worry look you have little sprout- OH MY GOD THATS NOT HAIR THATS ...turtles...?

...and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Ryou: What the hell are turtles doing in there?

Masaya: NO IDEA!

Ryou: Shut up.

So Ryou began punching poor little masaya.

Masaya: NOO NOOO!!!!!!

...and ever and- ooo Masaya bashing!

Ichigo: Can I join in?

SURE!

Ichigo: Yay.

And then Ichigo joined in by bashing Masaya with a keiichiro's wooden spoon.

ANNNNNNNND EVER AND EVER AND EVER...

Gabbi: SHUT UP!

Kisshu: YOUNG LADY WHERE ARE YOUR KNICKERS? I HAD POPCORN IN THERE!

And so the story ends because I fell over backwards in a spazzum along with everyone else except Gabbi...who threw herself off a cliff...because of what Kisshu did. EVen his NAME SOUNDS WRONG NOW...BY THE WAY There is a contest to be in the next Who Gets Ichigo? To whoever gives the best review on Disorientation and Who Gets Ichigo! They get to be in two WHOLE Chapters of WGI! So go on...fly my pretties FLY!

Gabbi: I'M FLYING I'M FLYING

Who said you were pretty...?

Gabbi: Oh...

I'M JOKING!

Gabbi: Yay...

Have a cookie.

Gabbi: I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

EVERYBODY DOES! Ttyl and Kitty Kat K.O. you better start writing the sequel to Prank Wars or there shall be DIRE CONSEQUENCES!