Who Gets Ichigo

The Last Episode

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Kitty please stop wacking me? Ow. Ow. Ow.

Kitty: NO! You're ending it, how could you! Continues to wack with a spoon

Because I can't think of anything funny anymore and I want to concentrate on Mind Control and Accidental Pride and The New Mews!

Kitty: BUT I LIKE THIS ONE!

OY! You never update so shush.

Kitty: Grrr...

Do it or you are making Masaya children.

Kitty: Uhm...BYE!

Gabbi: You are so weird...

Shut up flourfish.

Gabbi: GAH!

Jhaede Now, on with the episode flourfish.

Gabbi: JUST fine...

Knew you'd see it my way.

Kisshu: BUT YOU CAN'T END WHO GETS ICHIGO I'VE NOT WON ANY AND NOBODY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS!

Hey schmohawk, I can do what I want and I don't like you that much anymore I like Ryou better so go die.

Kisshu: THAT'S SO...HORRIBLE

Yeah well I'm not in a good mood ok? Not talked to my boyfriend for three days, well I have, but he hasn't replied and I sound clingy but oh nevermind.

Ichigo: I know what that's like...

Masaya: Aww Ichi...

Ichigo: Off. Now.

Ryou: Yeah, Llama stay away.

Don't you just LOVE Ryou?

Ichigo: Everyone does.

Masaya: I don't...

Hey Masaya look behind you.

Masaya: Why?

Because Pudding is sitting on a giant frozen water balloon with flower killer spray and has drunk five coffees and stayed up all night.

Masaya: Holy Mother Earth.

This chapter is short as I'm updating...MIND CONTROL! Then all my stories will have been updated...mwhehehe...

Ryou: You are smart.

Smarter than you

Ryou: Erh...

Obviously I am, you are a made up character and I am a real person who goes to a real grammar school and no I am not posh because if I was would I really be doing this?

Ryou: Never said you were

OOOOOOOOOO STUPID BIOLOGICAL WOMENLY PAIIIIIIN

Ichigo: Ow

Kisshu: Eh?

Nevermind kisshu

Kisshu: You never answer my questions..

Ryou: For good reason.

In this episode. Ryou wins, Kisshu get's his hair back and booted to his home planet, Gabbi get's a pai thrown in her face and Masaya dies.

Gabbi: Don't you mean pie?

No.

Gabbi: Crap.

Now ...Masaya dies well...he's being chased by a coffeed pudding on a frozen waterballoon...Kisshu I wave my magic wand ZIIIIING

Kisshu: MY HAIR IS PINK WHAT THE?

I never said it would be green

Kisshu: GREAT JUUUST GREAT Mind you matches my knickers.

Ichigo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Ryou: Ichigo?

Ichigo: Ehm yes?

Ryou: Jhaede says I won you...which is good because I was going to ask you this anyway

Ichigo: Ih?

AWW Takes a seat and watches as Ryou goes on one knee and opens a magic box with a singing ring that Jhaede randomly conjured up

Ryou: Will you marry me and become my fairy queen?

Ichigo: Can I wear a tiara?

Ryou: Yes.

Ichigo: OF COURSE THEN

Wootzorz

All: EH

It's a new word.

All: Ok.

And now the last word and the most depressing you will ever see in this fanfiction.

Bye.