Who Gets Ichigo
The Last Episode
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Kitty please stop wacking me? Ow. Ow. Ow.
Kitty: NO! You're ending it, how could you! Continues to wack with a spoon
Because I can't think of anything funny anymore and I want to concentrate on Mind Control and Accidental Pride and The New Mews!
Kitty: BUT I LIKE THIS ONE!
OY! You never update so shush.
Kitty: Grrr...
Do it or you are making Masaya children.
Kitty: Uhm...BYE!
Gabbi: You are so weird...
Shut up flourfish.
Gabbi: GAH!
Jhaede Now, on with the episode flourfish.
Gabbi: JUST fine...
Knew you'd see it my way.
Kisshu: BUT YOU CAN'T END WHO GETS ICHIGO I'VE NOT WON ANY AND NOBODY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS!
Hey schmohawk, I can do what I want and I don't like you that much anymore I like Ryou better so go die.
Kisshu: THAT'S SO...HORRIBLE
Yeah well I'm not in a good mood ok? Not talked to my boyfriend for three days, well I have, but he hasn't replied and I sound clingy but oh nevermind.
Ichigo: I know what that's like...
Masaya: Aww Ichi...
Ichigo: Off. Now.
Ryou: Yeah, Llama stay away.
Don't you just LOVE Ryou?
Ichigo: Everyone does.
Masaya: I don't...
Hey Masaya look behind you.
Masaya: Why?
Because Pudding is sitting on a giant frozen water balloon with flower killer spray and has drunk five coffees and stayed up all night.
Masaya: Holy Mother Earth.
This chapter is short as I'm updating...MIND CONTROL! Then all my stories will have been updated...mwhehehe...
Ryou: You are smart.
Smarter than you
Ryou: Erh...
Obviously I am, you are a made up character and I am a real person who goes to a real grammar school and no I am not posh because if I was would I really be doing this?
Ryou: Never said you were
OOOOOOOOOO STUPID BIOLOGICAL WOMENLY PAIIIIIIN
Ichigo: Ow
Kisshu: Eh?
Nevermind kisshu
Kisshu: You never answer my questions..
Ryou: For good reason.
In this episode. Ryou wins, Kisshu get's his hair back and booted to his home planet, Gabbi get's a pai thrown in her face and Masaya dies.
Gabbi: Don't you mean pie?
No.
Gabbi: Crap.
Now ...Masaya dies well...he's being chased by a coffeed pudding on a frozen waterballoon...Kisshu I wave my magic wand ZIIIIING
Kisshu: MY HAIR IS PINK WHAT THE?
I never said it would be green
Kisshu: GREAT JUUUST GREAT Mind you matches my knickers.
Ichigo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Ryou: Ichigo?
Ichigo: Ehm yes?
Ryou: Jhaede says I won you...which is good because I was going to ask you this anyway
Ichigo: Ih?
AWW Takes a seat and watches as Ryou goes on one knee and opens a magic box with a singing ring that Jhaede randomly conjured up
Ryou: Will you marry me and become my fairy queen?
Ichigo: Can I wear a tiara?
Ryou: Yes.
Ichigo: OF COURSE THEN
Wootzorz
All: EH
It's a new word.
All: Ok.
And now the last word and the most depressing you will ever see in this fanfiction.
Bye.
