Fairly Odd Origins – Tootie
It was a night like any other at Vicky's house. Her sister and her parents are scared of her. Vicky was soaking Tootie's head in the toilet. Vicky and Doidle were eating substantial food while Tootie and her parents were not. Then she leaves home for her job babysitting children (i.e. torturing twerps).
"Don't you dare to tell anyone I'm evil. Or else." Vicky shows the weapons pointed at them – they get the message.
Day after day it's the same thing but one day something unusual happened. Tootie finds a nine-ball and decides to throw it at the wall. It breaks, releasing a tanned-skin man floating in the air. He wears a ponytail, is very muscular and seems to believe they make him sexy. He then introduces himself to Tootie.
"Hola, Tootie. Jo soy Juandissimo Magnifico, your Fairy Godparent." Juandissimo says.
Intro song:
Tootie is an average kid that no one understands.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving her commands
Vicky: Bed twerpette!
The doom and gloom up in her room is broken instantly by her oddly colored ferret,
He grants her every wish cuz in reality
He is her Oddparent
Fairly Oddparent
Juandissimo: Wands and wings (rips his shirt) Sexy muscle things (pops another shirt)
Oddparent, fairly odd parent
Really mod, peapod, buff bod, hot rod
Tottie: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! Oddparent, fairly odd parent
It flips your lid when you are the kid with a fairly oddparent!
Vicky: Yeah right! (POP!)
Back to the fic.
"A Fairy Godparent?" Tootie asks. "Are you gonna turn a pumpkin into a carriage and give me a dress so I can go to a ball and meet my Prince Charming?"
"As your Fairy Godparent I'm gonna grant every wish you make but you must obey El Rules. The most important rule is..."
"I wish I had a pony." Juandissimo POOFs a pony. "With a diamond-encrusted saddle." (POOF)
"As I was saying about El Rules..."
"I can hardly wait to show my new pony to my parents."
"No! What are you gonna say when they ask you how did you get it? Internet?" Juandissimo asks.
"No. I'm gonna tell them a nice fairy godparent granted me a wish."
"No! The most important rule about having a Fairy Godparent is..."
Before Juandissimo finishes explaining it Tootie rides to the living room and shows her pony to her parents.
"Mom! Dad! I have a fairy godparent and he gave me this pony."
A strong BOOM is heard and Jorgen Von Strangle appears.
"Tootie! You revealed the existence of your Fairy Godparent."
"What happened?"
"I tried to warn you, Tootie. The most important rule is never revealing you have a fairy godparent. Now you'll lose me."
Jorgen and Juandissimo put sunglasses on while Jorgen uses forgeticin on Tootie. Not wanting to lose her fairy godparent, she jumps on the forgeticin trying to stop Jorgen from erasing her memory but only causes a superexposition that damages her teeth like it happened to Crocker.
"You'll never have a Fairy Godparent again unless some kid with Fairy Godparents lends them to you." Jorgen says.
Once Tootie and her parents forget she ever had a fairy godparent, Jorgen and Juandissimo leave, unaware that Vicky came home earlier and watched everything. Because of that she remembers about fairies.
"So Crockopot was right." Vicky says. "Fairy Godparents exist and grant wishes to unhappy kids. I must keep an eye at the twerps I torture and see if one of them wishes for something that helps me to take over the world. But I can't admit I know it's fairy work or the fairies and the things the twerps wish will be taken away from me."
In the next morning, Vicky and Tootie's parents take Tootie to Dr. Bender so he would put braces on her. Dr. Bender tries to convince her parents to pay for see-through braces but Vicky forbids them from spending extra money on that and Tootie is forced to wear the braces she's usually seen wearing.
Crocker sees Tootie wearing braces. "Tootie wearing braces? A few days ago her teeth seemed to be perfect? Something like that happened to me on March, 15th, 1972 but I can't remember exactly what happened except for that device telling me Fairy Godparents exist. Now it all makes sense. At some point in the past I had FAIRY GODPARENTS but for some reason lost them in an incident that deformed my looks and the same thing happened to Tootie. Well, if she doesn't have FAIRY GODPARENTS anymore I won't bother stalking her. FAIRIES!"
I hope I didn't exaggerate with all those things I added to make this chapter long enough for my taste. Please R&R but don't expect any updates to come in a close future. Suggestions are welcome.
