Fairly Odd Origins – Jorgen Von Strangle

The Von Strangles were happy for their newborn son Jorgen except for two details: he was too huge for a baby fairy and had no wings. Dr. Studwell, Rip Studwell's father, said that with his huge size Jorgen could claim not to have wings because they're too girly.

"But what about floating and flying?" Jorgen's Dad asks, worried about Jorgen's life. "How will he live a normal life without that?"

"Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Von Strangle." Dr. Studwell reassures. "Unlike what most fairies think, wings aren't so essential to floating. He'll be floating normally with or without them. Wings are only to increase flight speed. They can be replaced with this (produces a pack) They're called jet-packs. Someday, in a very distant future, a non-magical race of creatures that are going to exist in that sphere connected via rainbow to Fairy World will develop a device like that."

A few years later, Jorgen is at school, where some kids tease him for not having a normal-sized body, not having wings and being too strong to use normal wands. Jorgen tried to blast away those bullies but was stopped by the teacher.

"Jorgen Von Strangle." The teacher scolds him. "You can't harm other fairy kids just because they tease you. They can only get punishments approved by Da Rules."

Since then, Jorgen has devoted his spare time to two main activities: working out his body so it would become even more muscular; and studying Da Rules so he would always know when a chance to bring pain to others would arise so they would be afraid to tease him again. When Jorgen went to Carl Poofy Pants Fairy High School he had no friends until a beautiful female fairy nearly as tall as him talked to him.

"You're Jorgen Von Strangle, right? Why are you so lonely?" The female fairy asks, with some hints of a romantic interest.

"Those stupid puny fairies used to tease me for being different and not having those "girly" wings until I became too tough for them to dare to get close. You're the first person to talk to me by free and spontaneous will in years." Jorgen explains.

"What do you expect from life being lonely like that?" She asks.

"The Fairy Council is searching for more tough soldiers and rule enforcers." Jorgen proudly explains. "They've even offered me a scolarship. But I, Jorgen Von Strangle, soon-to-be the toughest fairy in the universe, have already talked too much about myself. What about you? Do you intend to be one of those so-called Fairy Godparents who will grant wishes to the non-magical creatures who are gonna live that world connected via rainbow to Fairy World?"

"No. I'll become the new Tooth Fairy." She reveals her plans.

"Good luck for ya." Jorgen says.

"Thanks, Jorgen." She says.

"Do you have plans for tonight?" Jorgen asks.

Sorry if it was short. I couldn't find anything else to add to Jorgen's origin. If there's any other character whose origin you would like to see a fic about tell me and I'll see what I can do. Please review.