{Karkat,Nepeta}
*ac purrs delightedly as she spots a prime piece of prey! she stealthily begins to pad after the unwary troll as he traverses through the corridor!*
"Nepeta, I know you're following me!"
*the fierce huntress pawses in her steps. has she been spotted? she knows there is only one course of action to take!*
"Oh, fuck. Nepeta, don't you dare-"
*she pounces!*
"RAWR!" The now airborne catgirl cries out as she crashes straight into her target. "h33h33! Hi Karkitty!"
"What is WRONG with you?" Karkat squirms, fighting down a strong blush. "Get the fuck off of me right now, dammit!"
"No can do!" Nepeta giggles, more giddy than usual. "A huntress of ac's stature would never release her prey!"
She sits cross legged on his chest, staring down at his infuriated face. Aw~! How can anybody still be so dreamy even when they're soundly defeated and immobile?
"Why. The fuck. Not?" He seethes, clearly trying to calm down enough to be civil.
"Beclaws, uh..." Nepeta thinks over her options for a bit. "Oh! You've nefur joined in on a tea party before!"
Karkat emits a string of curses so foul they cannot possibly be repeated by anyone. There is a REASON he never went to one of her dumb tea parties! He- no, fuck that! You don't need to know why!
"And what do you want me to do about that, nookwipe?"
"Let's have a tea party, Karkitty! Let's have one right now!" She cheered. Forgetting where she was, she began to bounce up and down. "I have a tea set from LOLCAT capchalouged right now!"
"OW! SHIT! NEPETA, CUT IT OUT!"
*ac mewls an apology to her purrisoner!*
"And enough of that stupid roleplaying!"
"Okay!" Nepeta rolls off of his chest and stands up. "Karkitty, are we still having our tea party?"
He grumbles a little about insane furries but nods his consent. Nepeta squeals and takes out her aforementioned tea set. It has never been used before. She had been saving it just for this moment. Happily chattering away, she sets it up on the floor and pours two cups. Karkat stares at it apprehensibly, but takes a sip anyways. It's sweet, way too sweet for his tastes, but he sucks it up and drinks it anyways. Nepeta isn't all that bad, he guesses.
