{Karkat,Equius}

"No. Fuck no. We are not having this conversation."

Karkat walked down the hallway as quickly as he could to try and lose the other troll, whom was easily keeping up with him with long strides.

"Vantas, I implore you to consider it." Sweat dripped down Equius' forehead. This was not going well. "You likely will not ever find a better suitor for that particular quadrant (please excuse my bluntness)."

The shorter troll stopped trying to get way. He glared up at the blueblood with a ferocious look on his face.

"Listen up! You have no right to say that I, the fucking Master of romance, can't find a fucking matesprit on my own!" He snarled with such spite he looked ferrel. "I don't need a so called 'suitor's' moirail badgering me all the time about my quadrants!"

Equius frowned.

"There is no need to be so... lewd."

This comment naturally just set Karkat off once more.

"Oh, shut the hell up! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuckidy fuck fuck! I can be as 'lewd' as I want to, you ass-kissing muscle freak! Seriously, who are you trying to fucking please? Gamzee? He's stoned out of his think pan ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Vriska and Terezi don't give a damn! You don't even like the seadwellers! No one cares but you, dumb ass! And you know what? I think the whole thing is really goddam stupid! Not even Tavros is that fucking wimpy!"

Here he paused to breathe. Before he could start up again, however, Equius began to perspire. Profusely.

"My... my word! I had no idea you felt this way," His eyebrows were raised high above his sunglasses. "Oh, fiddlesticks. What will Nepeta think? Surely this will destroy her senseless shipping chart..."

"The fuck are you going on about?"

The taller troll straightened his posture. "I was not at all expecting your black solicitations, and I am unable to properly respond at this moment. I will need to contact you on the matter... later... not now."

Karkat's ocular spheres bulged out of their sockets as Equius took off running down the corridor in the direction they'd come from.

"Black solic- Equius get the fuck back here!" He shouted, sprinting after him. "Equius!"