CH 6

Everyone stepped out of the machine, The villagers were staring at these strange Gelflings that were all brused and black eyed. Kira ran up andstarted talking to the villagers. She introduced Jen and motioned for the other guys. The village elder walked up to Caleb and started staring at his ears. "My short ears for a Gelfling." He said while touching and poking Caleb. "Paul its touching me.'' "Its ok Caleb be stong dont anger it." Paul assured him. The old Gelfling asked the strange Gelflings. "What clan are you with?" Caleb spoke "Paul and I are from clan Ireland and Mike is from clan Italy." "I see no family crest in your short hair." The elder said. "Well we wear ours around our necks." said Caleb. Caleb and Paul pulled out their celtic crosses and Mike pulled out his Ferrari dog tag. They then spent the evening with the Gelflings. Paul was about to go nuts. He always hated the tale of the Dark Crystal and everyone in it. Caleb on the other hand caught the eye of the elder's great great grand daughter. She was the age of 25. Caleb waled over to her and asked her what her name was. She told him that her name is Adena. Adena held Caleb and said "I want you in my clan." "Awsome you want to be part of the Ireland clan." "O no no no" she said "youll be part of clan Karudan" "Ok thats fine I guess" said Caleb. A Gelfling then ran up warning the village that the Skeksis had sent an army of Garthim to destroy the Gelfling race. Kira then grabbed her weapons and decided to end the Garthim wars before it gets started. The gang made it to the castle just as waves of Garthim started pouring out of the castle. Kira started breifing the guys "Ok guys here is what we do. Mike you run around screaming like a girl. Paul you use your well aimed over powered shots. Jen you and I just kep shooting at them until they are all dead, and Caleb does what ever." Caleb walked up "I seen this charge on youtube." Caleb cleared his throte. Alright gents lets do this LEEROYYYY JENNNKINNSSSS. Caleb tarted running into the Garthim firing his machinegun. "Paul I need some heavy metal music." said Caleb. "Dammit Caleb." said Kira "What an idiot" said Jen. "Caleb how bout some impending doom." said Paul. Paul started playing the song from Impending Doom, Deceiver. Mike ran around blowing up Garthim while laughing like an idiot with an occasional girlish scream. Paul joined in the fight with Kira and Jen. SkekUng looked on horrified as he sees Gelflings tearing his army to shreds. The battle lasted what seemed like forever. After it was done, the feild was littered with the bodies of Garthim. Caleb and Paul gave Kira and Jen two hand guns each. They figured that they should have the previlege of killing the Skeksis. Jen and Kira walked into the crystal chamber where the Skeksis all were gathered. Kira had a big smile on her face and she and Jen began to unload their 454 casull bullets into the skeksis. The emporor was left alive. Kira walked up behind him and slowly severed his head off his shoulders with his own knife. Kira then sent the head by messenger to the Gelfling tribes. A couple of days later, The gang walked to a strange valley and spotted the bodies of creatures who had four arms and one of them was missing a head. They all paused and thought for a second then all at once shouted SON OF A BITCH. "Well lets go eat im hungry." said Caleb. Caleb got with Paul and Mike. and said, "So what do we do with Jen and Kira?'' "Well we were going to kill them but everything might work out with them actually being born in another 800 years or so." said Paul. "Well I want to get out of here'' said Mike. The guys went back to the machine and Adena wished to go with Caleb. So of course Caleb took her back home with them. The elder looked at Kira and said. "Whats wrong my queen?'' "I feel happy that I got revenge on those damn lizards but I want more, so I took this when I traveled with the other guys. It will give me Jen and 500 other Gelflings more powere than we can possibly imagine.'' said Kira. "What are you going to do?" the elder asked. Kira smirked and said. "I want earth."