Me: Guys, I'm pretty sorry for the long wait

PJO gang: You're not forgiven

Me: but here's another update

PJO Gang: YAAAAAY!

Me: On the other hand there might may be House of Hades spoilers

Nico:*gulp*uhhh…

Me: so if you don't want to be spoiled I will advise you to not read this chapter

PJO Gang: Also, Ocean here does not own Percy Jackson and the Heroes of Olympus gang

_Prank calling the Gods_

-ARTEMIS-

Thalia's POV

I was hanging out with my friends while we were playing pranks on the Gods and every time a person calls either that it will be smooth or the immortal on the other line gets fuming mad or laughing their heads out…..After Piper tried it I decided to volunteer next "I'll be next" I told the gang "Are you sure sis?" My little brother (or I might say older) Jason asked."Never been so sure" I replied to him.

I walked to the phone and dialed Artemis' number,"Hello" I said to the speaker "Hi who is this?" She …thought for a while finally I said "Nico Di Angelo" while getting hit by jelly beans by Nico.

"What do you want?" she asked me.

"I want to join the hunters "I told her

"A male …Join the hunters" She said calmly

"But I AM GAY" I said giggling while Nico throws another bag of jelly beans at me.

"Ooookay*chuckle* repeat *chuckle*after *chuckle*me*chuckle*.She said between Laughs.

"Why are you still chuckling "I asked her?

"*chuckle*it's so funny*chuckle*" Was all say still between laughs.

"So what about the oath" I asked her

"Oh yeah, I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis "she said

"I pledge myself to gummy bears "I replied stupidly

"Request denied "she said

"Why?" I asked

"You are GAY and GAYS are not accepted " she said

"stupid goddess of hunt " I said with a rebel voice

"what did you say ?" She said fumingly

"NOTHING" I said with that I slammed down the phone.

"man, you're gay " I heard Leo asked Nico "Oh shut up" he said.

A/N: So guys that was an update I hope you like it …even though it's not funny .see you next time..

ΩOceanΩ