I own absolutely nothing, thanks for reminding me of this dreadful fact

Please R&R, criticism welcome


Why are you crying? George why aren't you laughing? We always laugh, you and me, just laugh, it suits you better.

Come on George laugh. You have to, for both of us. I need you to laugh. I can't bare it if you keep crying over me. I want you to laugh.

Stop thinking about me like that, just stop George, please. Remember all the good times.

Don't you remember when we were three and filled up Bills birthday cake with filibuster fireworks. Don't you remember his face when the cake exploded? Come on, laugh with me George, laugh about the cake.

No? You don't find it funny? How about when we were seven and I turned Ron's teddy into a spider. Do you remember Charlie's secret wink of approval from behind Mums back as she yelled? Ron is still terrified of spiders. Isn't that funny George? Come on stop crying its funny.

I've got what will make you laugh, laugh so hard you can't stop. When we put the dung bomb under Aunt Muriel's chair that Christmas. She hasn't come over for Christmas since. Do you remember her storm out, threatening to write us out of our wills. Come on that has to make you laugh.

Do you remember first year when we stole the map? Do you remember everything we did with that? Do you remember when we first cracked the code 'I solemnly swear I am up to no good,' that code sums up our legacy. Please continue on that legacy and stop crying, please stop crying.

How about third year when we bewitched the snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrels turban. That was funny, remember. We were actually hitting Voldemort in the face. Sick bastard deserved it. I never really thought of that. In a way we got our own revenge on everything he's done.

How about when we blew up that toilet seat. I wonder what happened to it. Maybe Madam Pomfrey confiscated it, it seems like something she would do, but maybe Harry still has it, ask him if he still has it for me. We never gave Ginny one, remember to do that, from both of us, even though she can get her own now.

Do you remember when we gave Harry the map. Do you remember how he found out who the Marauders were and never even told us. Do you remember when we found out that we had been living with a marauder and were taught by another.

Do you remember when Umbridge came? Do you remember the fireworks? They were great. Do you remember how even the teachers were happy to let them be? Even Mcgnagall! I never saw that coming.

Do you remember when we left school, the swamp, the brooms, the hole we left in Umbridges door. That was brilliant. Ginny says people are still talking about us and our great escape from the toad from hell.

Do you remember setting up WWW. Mums initial disapproval and our instant success. Do you remember the feeling when we proved Mum wrong.

George please stop crying, stop crying, help get rid of Voldemort and continue on the joke shop. That's all I ask of you, the last three things I will ever ask of you, but please listen. Walk away from my body and stop crying.