Authors Note - So I'm ready glad people are liking this story :3 I'm really enjoying writing it too and i'm doing it as fast as I can but I keep getting distracted by the story Rainbow Unicorn by garden-nomes. Oh my, the greatness. Please go and read it if you haven't already.

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Chapter 4 - The Drinks

When I'd said goodbye, Emma still looked completely out of it and Emily just nodded gratefully. I felt a bit sorry for her if I'm honest, we weren't long into the flight and she would have to look after her best friend; was that really all they were?
When Emma had asked me for my number, Emily had given her crazy eyes. Maybe she was straight except for Emily.
It I got to know them better, I would definitely try to find out although they might be hiding it from other people.
I was back at the cabin crew station now, Lauren was out 'assisting' the passengers, it's all bollocks really, she shouldn't, but she uses the job to pull. I'm pretty sure she tells people she has her own uniform too. That girl will actually shag anything. Maybe, 2 weeks after we had started, we were out at a club together and I was dancing with Effy, and she had gone somewhere, wouldn't surprise me if it was for a shag, or for drugs but she came up behind me, and I remember so clearly because she pulls the same face now that she did that night, she came up and whispered "I have my own uniform" so I turned around and said, "I do too" and she looked so shocked and surprised. We never really spoke about it other than brief, awkward, ashamed apology I had afterwards. I'm just assuming she didn't know it was me.
I had been about now for almost 15 minutes just sorting stuff out so it was easier to get meals ready later, but I heard a ding and turned around then saw the light.
What did they want already? Truth be told, I was glad, Emily seriously enticed me and there was something other than her beauty that was different to other girls.
I headed back up, and when I got there, Emily was in fits of giggles an it was the most perfect sound. Emma however, just looked like she was in space with loads of tiny little bubbles popping around her with fairies emerging from them.
"Can I help you?" politeness Naomi. Emma looked excited; "Naomikins..." here the fuck did that name come from? "...Ems, sexy Ems" 'Sexy Ems'? Maybe they were involved...
"Sexy Ems here wanted to know-" she said giddily but soon got cut off by Emily, "Shut up Emma! This isn't funny" Ooh. That glare wasn't so playful now
"Alright alright, sorry Naomi I'm not allowed to tell you" another giggle.
Now I was seriously intrigued but it wasn't my job to be nosey.
Surely they didn't want me just for that?
"Was there anything else-" I was cut off by probably THE loudest snore I had ever heard.
I wasn't sure who it came from until I looked at Emma.
Emily's little husky voice piped up, "Fucking hell. Sorry about her, she's so scared of flying so she got pretty drunk" Aw that's cute that she puts up with it, but I still don't think it was just the alcohol so I'll ask now..."is that all? I thought she was like, completely high?" I doubt she's going to tell me, it's very illegal.
She bit that goddamn kissable lip again and nodded shyly.
"Yeah, that too. Please don't tell anybody or get us arrested" she looked genuinely scared and so so worried. I'll put her mind at rest.
"Whats there to tell?" I shot her a subtle cheeky wink and she bit that lip again...wish she would let me bite it.
"Thanks, by the way, I think she was your friend..." I followed her arm, which was of course, pointing to Lauren, "Yeah, and what did she say?" god, I was actually a little nervous, Lols wasn't the best at keeping her mouth shut bless her.
"She told us to ask you what your last name was? But then she also said not to laugh because it would annoy you?"
Fucking Christ. Trust Lauren to say something like that, I had to tell her now, she had asked.
"I can't believe that girl sometimes, promise you won't laugh or tell your friends?" I could really do without her and the rest of the plane ripping the shit out of me.
"I promise" she put her cute little hand over her heart. Could she be any more adorable?
Shit, I can't believe I was actually going to tell her, "It's Campbell..." I couldn't really look at her now..I was waiting for the laugh although she had promised not to.
"Oh-OH!" realisation must have hit her. "As in Naomi Campbell?" yep, great.
"That's the one, I'm not angry or a supermodel" she quickly shot back "Debate-able" wow, getting a little more confident eh? I quirked a cheeky brow at her. She did mean about me being angry or a supermodel?
She must have elapsed I was thinking about it now because she backtracked "Sorry, that wasn't supposed to come out" now she just looked embarrassed. Change the fucking subject Naomi, she's embarrassed, "Don't worry about it, do you want a bottle of water for your friend for when she wakes up?" she looked towards her, "Erm, no thank you, if she wakes up before the end of the flight we'll get one then, thanks anyway" "Think nothing of it, if you need anything just press your little light"
Shit, why do twats always wolf whistle? It's normally the cocky ones too, I was still stood by Emily when she shouted, "Shut up Cook" without even looking away from me. I take it she knew him, but then again, I didn't hear a 'Cook' in the names Emma rattled off earlier. Maybe it was a nickname like 'Ems' or 'Katiekins', who knows?
Emily just started speaking; "Sorry about him, he's a bit of a tosser but you can't help but love him" now I was confused, was it Emily and Cook that were together, instead of Emily and Emma? I'm pretty sure Emma said a girl was Emily's type.
I didn't even know him or hadn't even seen him yet and I already knew Emily could do better.
"Oh, you guys together?" wasn't too personal right, it would also kinda kill 2 birds with one stone, I would find out if she was with Emma or if she was with Cook.
What the fuck? Emily was literally in hysterics, this is a bit awkward. "Sorry, whats so funny?" I really didn't get why He was laughing so much, and I started to get a little impatient, her laugh was cute but she was laughing at me...
It took her about a minute to calm down enough for her to form a sentence.
"Sorry, did you just ask if I was with James?" still chuckling, but that answered my earlier question I guess, 'Cook' was James - the one that didn't go to uni.
"Yeah, I didn't offend you did I?" now I felt uncomfortable and wanted the ground to swallow me up but that wasn't going to happen, considering we were in the middle of the sky.
"No, no of course not. You may have offended Emma if she was awake but no, not me" now I was even more bloody curious. Why would I have offended Emma? Would she be hurt because Emily was her girlfriend?
"Sorry, I don't mean to be intrusive or rude, but why would I have offended Emma? She told me you were just friends..." had I over stepped the mark? "No! No! Me and Emma are just friends, trust me, you probably couldn't find straighter than Emma if you tried and as for her and Cook, they're kinda friends with Bens" oh! Now I see, so, Emily and Emma weren't involved in anyway other than friends, and Emma and that twat that wolf whistled me, had some arrangement. Right.
"Oh, alright, sorry. I didn't mean to pry. Would you like anything else whilst I'm here?" fuck, think I'd ruined whatever chance I had, if I even had one at all.
"I'm good thanks. Sorry about Cook, again." yep, now she was trying to cut the conversation short. "It's okay, I've had worse. Goodbye enjoy your flight"
Now I had to find Lauren and ask her why the fuck she told them to ask me for my last name, ah. There she is, right at the other end of plane, I'd have to ask her later being as some rude arsehole was clicking his fingers at me to get my attention; if I wasn't at work, id twat him right in the face, ill mannered bastard.
"I wanna pint!" prick. All I had to do was be polite and get this charming gentleman his drink "Of course sir, what would you like a pint of?" "Stella!" right, off I pop then you fucking arsehole.
"Okay sir, I'll be right back with your drink" "Cheers sweetcheeks" I grimaced at the name. I got the cock his drink from the trolley that was a little bit up the plane, and 'accidentally' shook it on the way back and disappeared as soon as I had given it to him. "SHIT" - Oops.
Anyway, back to the slut, I love her really, she knows that.
"Hey!" I whisper shouted, "Why did you tell them to ask me my name?" she knew I wasn't mad, "Ha, thought it would be funny...come here!" she pulled behind the curtain where we couldn't be seen or heard by the passengers.
"She's fit ain't she! Bet she's got a right rack on 'er. Gonna get me some of that before I go home. Nice find Nai." I'm really, really hoping she was referring to Emma. I think I'm starting to get a little crush on Emily.
"Sorry to break it to you Lols, but she's straight, she's got a thing going with him-" I pointed towards Cook.
"No way! What a waste, maybe I'll try it on with her anyway, or her mate, she wasn't too bad" one thing about Lols, if you weren't friends, she didn't care who she fucked over.
"I couldn't really get much sense out of her mate earlier, she seemed to be occupied by a piece of thread" oh my god, she fucking meant she was going to try to get it on with Emily...fuck. I didn't even know if Emily was gay to be honest. I had to be honest with Lauren though.
"Oh I thought you meant the brunette. To start with, she's got a thing with that guy and the redhead, Emily, I think I'm starting to like her" god that sounds so fucking stupid. I didn't even know her I've had like, 2 conversations with her but there was something about her...
Lols instantly looked guilty.
"Say no more babes. I'll keep my hands off both her and her friend, don't want any trouble" told you she didn't fuck friends over "Thanks Lols" she just smiled in return.
Jesus Christ, this flight was soooo boring. It had to be time to serve lunch soon...
My mind just kept drifting off to Emily, I didn't even know her for fuck sake. I didn't even know if she was gay. It's ridiculous. I don't do liking people, I don't do relationships. I've had 1 serious relationship and let's just say that it didn't end because of MY faults...stupid lying, cheating bitch.
This is why I don't do relationships, they just fuck you, fuck you over then leave you.
Oooh! The lunch alert.
I was really hoping I'd get to serve Emily and maybe Emma if she was conscious. I doubt she would be though considering how drunk and high she had been before she passed out.
Fuck knows where the other flight attendants were, me and Lols didn't really talk to either of them, they were stuck up and rude and kept themselves to themselves, where as me and Lols were always up for a giggle and we were friendly.
Me and Lauren were the only ones serving lunch too, which means it takes twice as long.
The stupid trolleys with all the food in them and stuff were so much heavier than they look. I swear I've almost fucking killed people with one when I've been serving on my own.
You see, the thing is, when you're serving peoples food, you tend to look through the trolley with both hands, which of course means letting go of the trolley, the trolley how ever is on wheels, so when the plane his a turbulent, (Sky potholes) the trolley goes rolling away so you have to deal with it professionally, you can't just go launching up in the air to get it. You have to not let go of the food at hand, but also, you have to not let the trolley squish anybody to death- which is a total fucking nightmare, especially when the food is either hot or runny or a delicious combo of both. Not the easiest thing to manage, I tell you that.
Anyway, I digress, me and Lauren have a trolley each and she must have seen me looking hopeful because bless her soul, she took the other isle, the one without Emma and Emily, and threw me a cheeky wink as she went. However, it means I have to deal with the prick who wolf whistled me earlier, you see, we do 5 each, so, it's the 3 on one side and 2 of the 4 in the middle, and he was sat on my side, 1 in from the middle. Then again, he could be the nicest guy I'd ever met, doubtful though. All men, are pricks.
My dad, ran out on us. The few experiences I had with men before I finally admitted to myself I was gay, were pricks. One even had erectile dysfunction, got tennis elbow, you know? My boss? Total prick. Effys brother? Guess what, total prick so why would this guy and his friends be any different.
Although, would Emily and Emma be friends with arseholes?
Lunch serving was a nightmare so far. People were asking for theirs to be saved till later because their shitty little life and vagina ruiners had fallen asleep on their laps. Fools. Why would you want to ruin your own life by choice? It's just a bat shit crazy thought.
I was almost at Emily's row, now, I wanted to try and work out who was who without being told.
I approaching her row now, and I looked over at Lols side and I could see Emily again, I'm guessing it was her twin. They looked the same but from where I was, you could see that they weren't that identical.
Emily has a nice and soft smile and stronger, bolder features, where as her twin, looks a bit more harsh and a bit more of a chubby face, Emily has vibrant red hair where as her twin has purple hair with black bits in it, I bet the differences don't stop there either, I don't know if Emily's gay but I bet her twin is straight, she just looks straight.
I was about to serve their group now, they were all sat in the same row, Emma and Emily are the only ones with a space.
It went, space, Emma, Emily, then the isle, then a boy with curly hair and braces who was talking at 10 million words a second and he sounded like he was saying statistics about how likely the plane was to crash, and if it was true, I was scared, they never told us that. Then cook who had dirty blonde hair and a cheeky smile. Then a tanned boy with a drippy grin and brown floppy hair. Then a girl with crazy pig tails who was saying some explicit things but using some non-English words then the isle, then Emily's twin, Katiekins and well, we already know what she looks like.
"Hello, are you ready for your lunch?" fucking hell-
"I dunno babe, are you on the menu? I'd like to eat you if you get what I mean?" I hears a scoff come from behind me...what was that all about? But eww gross, a foul innuendo about Cook eating me out, frankly, it made me grimace.
"Jesus Cook!- sorry about him" so, that was Cook, this guy was the tanned one, but I didn't know his name. I knew all the names but 4 of the faces.
If this was Cook, it meant the guy that spoke to me was either, Freddie or JJ. My chart shows who's sitting where, but people often change. I guess I'd just have to assume.
"Sorry babe, just try'na be nice" hm right, least he's apologising.
"It's fine. Funny actually" I lied, it wasn't fine or funny, but this job requires making feel people comfortable. I'd like to make Emily comfortable, in my bed, preferably underneath me, naked and sweaty...BAD NAOMI.
I still had to work out who was who. I'm going to guess Panda was the crazy one considering she was the only girl left and I couldn't see her being called JJ or Freddie.
Right now, Cook was grinning like a child, "I'm ready for me dinner please babe" right, least he had manners. "Okay Sir" I looked at the chart, Cook had no allergies so I gave him the requested one "here you are" passing his food over, "Tea, Coffee, Orange Juice or a drink from the menu?" "You got Beer?" Jesus, if Beer was his preferred drink then he was probably a frequent drinker. "Yep, just bear with me a moment please sir whilst I go and get it".
As I left, I heard Emily's sweet voice, "Jesus cook, could you cut it out!?" she seemed a bit mad, I guess she was just looking out for Emma, but I took my time at the trolley because I could still hear her and I was interested.
"Why? Is my little muff monkey into the air hostess?" muff monkey? That was a new one but considering the context it was used in, I'm assuming he meant lesbian. Yes! That means Emily's gay, right? Wait, he asked if she was into the air hostess. Keep your ears peeled Naomi...
"Shut up Cook! She'll hear!" shit, I don't think she will answer.
"Aw Jaykins, Ems likes the fit air hostess" were they teasing her? Or did Cook actually know?
"Okay I fucking do, can you just leave it before she hears or comes back?" SHIT. OH. MY. GOD. Emily likes me. Unless she meant Lauren? Shit, she was there earlier...yeah...it was probably Lauren...

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