A/N: Someone requested Articuno die. Well, if they insist.

2: Chill Out, Articuno


Zapdos looked at its fellow legendary. It had a small problem on its hands. Well, it didn't have hands so that was probably a problem as well. Beyond that, however, was the fact he didn't like chilled meat much. He liked the feeling of warm blood and guts oozing slowly on his beak. However, Zapdos was hungry. So Zapdos had to eat something. The Articuno in front of him was certainly qualified as 'something.' Zapdos and Articuno battled for several hours in an epic battle too amazing for words. Literally. In the end Zapdos roasted the Articuno through and had his snack.