A/N: I literally forgot this existed. NO MORE! … If you can't tell yet by the way, I am a complete goofball. I see I even have a backlog of reviews to burn you. I can do that! Oh, and happy Thanksgiving.
3: Screw you, Zubat
The Zubat, as small and feeble as it was, of course was no match for the mighty bird of prey Zapdos. Despite both of their names beginning with zed, they were not equals in any other way. The Zubat first tried to evade the Zapdos but soon the much larger bird was upon its pray and ready to peck away its still beating heart. The Zubat asked for mercy, but it had made a miscalculation when it spoke: it is a well known fact that Zapdos doesn't know the word mercy in any of the seven hundred and eighteen known Pokemon languages. It lunged forward and devoured the Zubat, the meal was not satisfying but it would do for now.
