"You're looking awfully green today."

"Toph, don't even bother," Katara said in annoyance. "I'm not falling for your blind jokes."

"Oh, I'm actually being serious,"

Katara snorted. "What, did you magically receive the gift of sight? I hate to break it to you, but you've still got some visual impairments."

"I don't mean you're literally green," Toph said. "Haven't you ever heard the expression 'green with envy'?"

"And what exactly am I envious of?"

"Zuko's girlfriend," she said, nodding to where the couple sat.

Mai had joined the little rag-tag group a few days prior, saying she would rather be with her boyfriend than his psychotic sister. The pair was currently engaged in their usual activity of making-out.

Despite not being able to see, Toph knew Katara was making a face of disgust.

"Why would I be jealous of that? It's gross!"

"So you're not jealous?"

"No!"

"Liar."

Katara growled, annoyed by her friend's nagging.

"Fine!" she exclaimed. "Maybe I'm a little jealous. You don't have to make such a big deal about it."

Toph grinned. "That's all I wanted to hear."

Then she got up and walked away, humming under her breath.

"Katara and Zuko sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g…"


Author's Notes: Toph doesn't miss a beat. :D

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