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Song recommendation: Boss Death (Rin and Len)

Rin arrived in front of her brother and her's shared room. There was a stupid spider hanging from the ceiling and a stupid trip wire on the floor. These "pranks" were getting ridiculous and this was such a weak attempt that Rin felt sure that she was going to find something even worse on the other side of the door. She rolled her eyes, sighed to the heavens, and then opened the door.

It was much worse than she could have imagined. Everything on Len's side of the room was either upside down or hanging from the walls and ceiling. She couldn't understand how the kid even reached that high. Rin sighed again and retrieved the dress she had come for. She removed the chip holding the dress's data from her closet and stuck it in the pocket of her short shorts. Those losers could sort this out on their own. After sighing again at the huge mess her brother was going to have to clean, she walked back out. Forgetting that the trip wire was still in the door frame, Rin fell.

She was going to kill them both. The new idiot Vocaloid had been walking down the hall and caught her before she could smack her head on the floor. He looked really apologetic as if this was somehow his fault, but Rin didn't see how. This stupid trip wire was a product of her brother's childish Frienemies feud with the only other male Vocaloid about his age. To thank Yohioloid for his help, she graced him with her presence and asked him some things about himself. He didn't seem to know a lot about anything yet, and he was really attractive. Rin could use this.

After leaving the conversation with him by just walking away abruptly in the middle of him talking, Rin pulled out her cell phone. She clicked the contact labeled as "Big fat meany bitch" and texted them "The new Vocaloid is perfect. We need him." A few minutes later the big fat meany bitch messaged back "Send him my way if you can." It wouldn't be long now. If they could get Yohioloid and ZOLA, then they could win. Rin smiled to herself as she walked to deliver the dress she was lending.

Yohioloid didn't know what to make of the young blonde girl he had just tried to help. She didn't seem very grateful at all. Yohioloid felt a bit guilty for helping Oliver set this stuff up, so he didn't think too much about her behavior. He went to go see what was happening today. He had seen a few posters on the wall advertising a pool party but he didn't exactly know what that was. He went to the pool since that was a word in pool party.

There weren't a whole lot of Vocaloids there. Yohioloid didn't really recognize any of them either. He wondered if perhaps he should come back later when a multicolored ball hit him in the face.

Hey! Throw it back! A kid with blond hair shouted from the far end of the pool.

Several of the others observed Yohioloid behind shades. It was the first time any of them had seen him. He picked the ball up off of the ground where it had landed and tossed it back to the boy in the pool. After that, one of the Vocaloids lounging in a chair gestured Yohioloid over. He had long dark purple hair and wore only mint green shorts.

That's hardly attire for a pool party. You need to lose some of those clothes. And with that, he led Yohioloid over to the pool house.

He introduced himself as Gakupo and then showed Yohioloid how to use the closet program. Yohioloid selected a simple black and gray swimsuit and stood still as his clothing was digitally changed. Yohioloid felt strange not having a shirt on. He'd never actually looked at his naked chest before. He was smaller than Gakupo, in terms of muscles, even though he was taller. His muscles wouldn't ever get as big as Gakupo's because he was physically stuck as an older teen and his muscles would never develop as Gakupo's were. He wasn't the only one admiring his body.

Gakupo stared at his tall lean figure with heated eyes and imagined all the fun things such a body could do. This naïve and unlearned Vocaloid was just full of untapped potential. Gakupo rested his hand on the other's shoulder while guiding him back to the pool area. The muscles under his hand rippled as Yohioloid walked and moved his arms. His skin was flawless as most Vocaloids' skin was and soft to the touch. Gakupo couldn't wait to get him in his bed and explore the rest of that toned body.

Once back at the pool, Gakupo left Yohioloid to go back to his chair and observe like many of the others were. Gakupo met several glances and gave them all a look that was clearly understood. He got first taste and that was that. For now he would plan.

Yohioloid, oblivious to the silent conversations going on behind him, decided to try getting in the pool. There was nothing in his bio saying he couldn't swim, so he assumed that the knowledge was there. He tested the water with his foot. It was a bit chilly, but not too bad. The lights in the room had been turned up to warm the room, like a summer afternoon. The blond Vocaloid with the ball dared him to do a cannonball, but Yohioloid just used the steps.

In the pool were three children, the blond, one with green hair, and one with black. There was also a pink haired Vocaloid that appeared to be an adult or at least around his age. Yohioloid swam out towards the deeper end where the older Vocaloid was. The green haired and black haired children stayed in the shallow end, showing no interest in him.

After getting closer, Yohioloid noticed that the blond was a bit older than he had first thought. He was a few years older than Oliver, but still pretty young. The blond introduced himself as Len and started asking Yohioloid all kinds of questions about himself. So this was the infamous Len that Oliver was a having a prank war with. While Len chattered on, the woman told him that her name was Luka. She seemed really nice and had a soft whispery voice. While they were talking Yohioloid learned that she was also bilingual, the first actually. They easily switched back and forth between English and Japanese while talking much to the aggravation of the younger teen boy trying to be included.

After Len grew bored, he swam to the other end of the pool and tossed the ball as hard as he could so it would smack Luka right across the head. Luka whipped around with fury in her eyes and quickly swam towards him. Len shrieked with laughter and tried to run on land before being stunned by a ball to the face. Yohioloid had caught it and thrown it right back. His aim was true and his prey was down. Len called out the name "Rin" over and over but the blonde girl from earlier wasn't here. Luka finally caught him and started tickling him until he appeared to be gasping for breath.

The others still lounging in chairs watched the scene with little interest. This seemed to be how all her fights ended. Luka may have a sharp and talented tongue, but she wasn't a very violent person naturally. She had to be forced into it. Once Len seemed to have been punished enough for being the annoying shit he was, Luka left him alone and dried herself off so she could lay in a chair. Sure it was mostly the enemy sitting in the chairs, but this was supposed to be a civil event. They had to get along for now.

Yohioloid was still chuckling a bit from the scene. He waited for Len to recollect himself and swim back to him. They tossed the ball back and forth, occasionally tossing it to the children down in the shallow end. After a few minutes of this, Len tossed the ball to an unseen person behind Yohioloid. Before Yohioloid could turn around, a yellow blur dived into the pool. When they surfaced, he realized it was that Rin girl from earlier. She swam over to Len and pinched him before holding the ball she somehow still held out of his reach. Side by side, Yohioloid could definitely tell that they were related. They looked like male and female versions of each other.

More Vocaloids entered the pool room soon after. There were several that Yohioloid recognized, like Sweet Ann, Big Al, I.A. and Piko. A few of them were new. Yohioloid swam to the edge to talk to the new comers. Big Al was as loud as ever, greeting him with a powerful handshake before sitting down on the edge of the pool with his feet in the water. He wore black shorts and a surf shirt. Sweet Ann sat next to him at the edge and didn't seem inclined to get in either. She had on a white one piece that covered most of her torso, a thin dress over it, and a large sunhat.

"Do you know when Avanna and Oliver are coming?" Yohioloid asked them. He may have met a lot of Vocaloids in the past few days, but they had made him feel like they were friends and he felt more comfortable in their presence than others.

"I'm sorry, dear, Oliver probably isn't coming. Don't mention anything to him that we told you, but Oliver is very self conscious about his stitches. Big Al and I have them, but ours a lot fewer and we are adults. He's at that age where he's trying to find his place and be like everyone else. It's why he has all of those bandages. He never comes to the pool functions and it's probably because he'd have to show so much skin."

Yohioloid had wondered about the bandages. Sweet Ann and Big Al's stitches did look pretty ghastly, but they only had a few. Sweet Anna was still a beautiful woman and Big Al actually looked ruggedly handsome with them. Oliver had those bandages covering a large portion of his body. The one on his face was probably nightmare inducing. Yohioloid was thankful that he hadn't been made part of that series. Who knew what kind of monster he could have looked like.

"Avanna will probably be spending the day with him. She usually makes it her duty to drag him from his room and keep him from moping. She babies him too much if you ask me." Sweet Ann turned her attention to Big Al who was laughing at something another dark skinned fellow with a strange thick accent had said.

"You should know better. A woman scorned is a force of nature. I'm surprised she didn't mutilate you." Big Al scolded.

"I know, but one thing lead to another and you know. They get me drunk and then Clara always find me. I think gray chico almost die." Bruno gestured to Piko who was floating in the pool on an inflatable.

"You'd figure they had learned their lesson by now. And it's still half your fault. If you would stay away from them, none of this would happen. Ann would castrate me if I tried anything like that." Big Al glanced over at his wife to see a distasteful look on her face.

"I wish you wouldn't say such crude things, but yes, I would. Yohioloid, dear, let's move away from these gossiping biddies who don't seem to mind telling their business where the while world can hear it."

Sweet Ann stood and walked over to where some ladies were sunbathing in the nonexistent sunlight. Yohioloid pulled himself from the pool to follow her. He paused in confusion for a few moments wondering why his body felt so heavy. He moved over to where Sweet Ann was and noticed that the feeling went away. Sweet Ann was conversing with a teen girl with massive wavy blonde hair. A few feet down, I.A. waved at him and gave him a smile.

Piko had his eyes closed while he floated on the inflatable chair. He could hear Len and Rin splashing around with the children right next to him but that was not all. He was listening to the conversations around him for information. He knew Bruno was at the other end of the pool talking about him, but as long as Clara wasn't here it didn't matter. It was Bruno's fault for falling for their tricks all the time. They barely had to try. Just make sure he had alcohol and sex was guaranteed. Piko didn't mess with him any more though. Not since Clara had attacked him with a bat when she found her boyfriends dick up his ass. And what a nice dick it was. Too bad it was owned by a crazy bitch.

To his left, Piko could hear Luka, Gumi, and Meiko quietly saying slurs at each other. They didn't want to attract attention to how much they hated each other. None of them were woman enough to do anything. If Meiko hadn't sobered up, this would have gotten very interesting very fast. Gumi and Luka were too chicken to start something. Gakupo was over there after all. He had tight control over Gumi and Luka would never get physical unless queen bitch herself said to.

Too his right, Piko could hear SeeU's group chatting like they were all best friends. A little bit down from there, he heard I.A. and what sounded like that new guy. Yohioloid was not so secretly everyone's target. Most were waiting to hear how he sounded when he sang to make a decision, but Piko knew that there were probably already plans on how to get him. He really should stay out of this one. Getting beat the shit out of was not his idea of fun and up until now, Piko had managed to stay neutral. He didn't plan to change that. From the look Gakupo gave him when he walked in, he knew that Yohioloid's cherry had been claimed. Best to stay out of it. When shit hit the fan, he'd be the last one on everyone's minds.

Piko pushed the edge of the pool with his foot and drifted up towards the shallow end of the pool. The children splashed at him and his cord curled inward to keep the end from getting wet. He didn't want to short circuit. He should have put a cover on it. It swished with his irritation. It was a bothersome tail that he usually just let stay hidden under his clothes, but that wasn't an option here. It wasn't completely useless though. Only a lucky few knew what he could really do with his tail.

He heard chatter coming from all sides before opening his eyes to see Kaito enter the room with Lily under one arm. So he actually showed. That meant that Miku probably wasn't long off. Better to leave now before anything violent happens. It was also almost tea time. Perfect excuse. Nobody wanted a crazed angry rampage. Better get on that. Piko climbed out of the pool and moved to the pool house to change only to be stopped by Gakupo.

Where do you think you're going? The parties barely begun.

It's tea time. I have to go babysit the crazy.

At that, Gakupo allowed him by. Nobody wanted to anger Mayu. She may have been just a child but she was by far the most dangerous Vocaloid. She killed mercilessly and without remorse. They had found out the hard way that yes, they could die. Galaco had once promised to have tea with her and forgot. Galaco was deleted. Mayu kept a microphone and a knife inside of that bear. Several of them had been stabbed by her because they made the mistake of taking the bear. Piko was just as afraid of her as the rest, but she was useful as a shield. If he promised to have tea with her every day, then people were less likely to hurt him. He had to appease the beast after all. He didn't really mind though. She was actually really sweet and polite during their tea times. She no longer tried to make him dress up and she no longer tried to poison his tea. But touching that bear was still a big no.

After having the computer reset him to his default outfit, Piko left for Mayu's room. He was just knocking on the door, when he saw Miku and her entourage coming down the hall. He had dodge the bullet just in time. Mayu opened her door with her same expressionless look, her bear hanging limply by her hand. As Miku passed, Mayu offered her the bear only to be turned down. The girl looked saddened for a moment before a small smile deranged came across her face. Uh oh.

Mayu, I'm here for tea.

Hello. Why doesn't the girl ever want to have tea?

She's really busy, Mayu, but I'm here now so let's go inside.

Mayu allowed Piko entrance and led him to her table. The whole room was decorated in western Victorian style with gothic elements. The room looked as if it belonged in a dark and expensive doll house and Mayu was the doll. Her table had fine porcelain cups and plates. Delicate images of black roses and silver trim patterned each item. There were cookies sitting on a plate waiting for them. Even though they had no taste, Mayu always insisted.

She poured them both tea from a beautifully crafted pot and placed 3 scoops of sugar in his tea like he always drank. After watching her prepare her cup and take a sip, Piko tried his own. It was sweet with a mild fruity taste, or at least what he figured fruit tasted like from how it smelled. Mayu sat her cup back down on its plate before looking back at him.

The boy with the bandages came again. He gave me that.

Mayu pointed to a blue action figure. It was sitting in one of the chairs with her many dolls and stuffed animals. Boy with bandages? That Engloid kid? Why had he come here? Did he even know Japanese? Where did he get that thing?

What did he say? Piko asked.

He said that the Power Ranger was lonely and wanted a friend. He stayed with me for a while. He ate all of my cookies too. He always eats my cookies. The same cookies you never eat.

Well sorry, I'm not a cookie person. At that Mayu gave a giggle that was at odds with her expression.

No you are not a cookie person. You would look funny.

Haha yeah. I would smell great though. You said this was a Power Ranger?

Piko picked the blue thing up and inspected it. It was extremely detailed. You could see a copyright and company logo engraved in the back. There was a made in china sticker on the bottom of the foot. The only things that were this detailed, were clothes and the decorations that formed in a Vocaloid's bedroom. Piko had never gone in the boy's room, so he didn't know what it looked like. This was a weird thing to decorate a room with. Mayu took it from him and cradled it to her chest. Well, at least it made Mayu happy. She seemed so unstable inside and nobody knew why. He felt sorry for her. She was too young to be like this. He wondered what she did all day cooped up in this room when no one came to visit.

AN: I'm suffering through finals right now, so I'm kind of procrastinating studying by finishing this. I hope it looks alright. I might not be able to post again until exams are through. In this, Vocaloids can learn other languages, but if they aren't bilingual, they have to actually work hard at learning it like a regular person. That's why Bruno's English isn't perfect.