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A/N: I know, I know. I said I wouldn't update for a while. But I did this chapter, and couldn't resist! Enjoy!
August 11/2006
Friday 11:38 p.m.
Fowl Manor
Diary,
I (to my deep surprise, I can assure you) actually had a pleasant day today. Do not for any amount of time even begin to think that I enjoyed school for its sake. No, I merely enjoyed the little affair I orchestrated today.
You do, I trust, recall that obnoxious serving lady's comment? "Get my own lunch." She said. Well, not only did I arrange that, I arranged luncheon for the entire school. You see, Molino's Fine Cuisine was rather indebted to me. Recently, I rescued the owner from a rather, ah, shall we say "semi-legal" spot of trouble. Admittedly, he was a tad surprised to receive a call at three in the morning requesting two-hundred five-course lunches to be delivered to a public school, but when he realized to whom he was conversing, he lightened up his demeanor instantly. At precisely 12:00, the caterers arrived. The students were glad of the lunch, but did not know who the benefactor was. One of the serving ladies actually had the blunt audacity to accuse me of ordering it. But the principal waved her off, insisting that: "If it was Artemis, it was quite kind of him." Of course, that reaction could have spawned from the all-expenses-paid trip to Alan's Spa that she received earlier that day.
That brunette girl wasn't there today….Not that I wanted her there! I just found it odd she wasn't trying to jump on me. I DID NOT WANT HER TO JUMP ON ME EITHER, JULIET!!!! Honestly! She thinks she can just read over my shoulder! Hmm. I just received an e-mail from an unidentified source….I will continue later.
Later…
I am…..confused. Trust me, I do not easily become confused. I opened the e-mail, but it was gibberish. Here, allow me to put it here:
Dearest Arty,
You may not know me…..of course you don't! I'm…Oh! I can't tell you that! Hi! How are you doing? Kidnapped any fairies lately? Has that even happened yet? Met any Mary Sues? Do you like Holly? Are you gay? I don't like gay guys. Do you like anything sweet? I'm sweet! I've got something to say!
ARTEMIS FOWL, I LOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
-ME!!!!!
Whatever can it mean? I am going to try and test it for origin. At least I'll have something to do this weekend.
Monday seems so far away.
-Artemis Fowl the Second
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