Twas the Night After Christmas – Epilogue:
Twas the night after Christmas, and all through the house
There was snoring and groaning and Kitty was soused
Red loved his gifts, not an ass he did kick
Kelso spiked the punch and ended up sick
Presents were opened and boxes stood torn
More happy Christmas memories were suddenly born
Mistletoe kisses were shared by true lovers
As Jackie and Steven hid under the covers
Fez drunk on chocolate and doing all favors
Totally forgot about Eric's light saber
Donna and Bob staggered home dreadfully late
And Bob popped a button since too much he ate
Leo was curled up on a rub next to the fire
His belly was full and he was happily tired
Once more Santa came back on the Forman's to spy
If this house could stay happy another year Rudolph could fly
Oh Kitty, oh Red and those wonderful cookies,
Oh Jackie and Steven please no more nookie,
And Kelso oh Fez hold back on the excesses
or your brain and your stomach will be bigger than Texas
Eric and Donna please kiss and be lovers
or next year you'll both find coal under your covers!
Leo you rascal, Santa's favorite stoner
Stay with this family so you won't be a loner
The wrappings are gone and the cookies all ate
Santa wriggled his nose and did not hesitate
He tugged on his belt and adjusted his hat
The North Pole was calling….how about that!
A/N…just a silly little ditty I was thinking about while waiting at Home Deport for my Christmas tree to get trimmed. You can flame it if you like
