Twas the Night After Christmas – Epilogue:


Twas the night after Christmas, and all through the house

There was snoring and groaning and Kitty was soused

Red loved his gifts, not an ass he did kick

Kelso spiked the punch and ended up sick

Presents were opened and boxes stood torn

More happy Christmas memories were suddenly born

Mistletoe kisses were shared by true lovers

As Jackie and Steven hid under the covers

Fez drunk on chocolate and doing all favors

Totally forgot about Eric's light saber

Donna and Bob staggered home dreadfully late

And Bob popped a button since too much he ate

Leo was curled up on a rub next to the fire

His belly was full and he was happily tired

Once more Santa came back on the Forman's to spy

If this house could stay happy another year Rudolph could fly

Oh Kitty, oh Red and those wonderful cookies,

Oh Jackie and Steven please no more nookie,

And Kelso oh Fez hold back on the excesses

or your brain and your stomach will be bigger than Texas

Eric and Donna please kiss and be lovers

or next year you'll both find coal under your covers!

Leo you rascal, Santa's favorite stoner

Stay with this family so you won't be a loner

The wrappings are gone and the cookies all ate

Santa wriggled his nose and did not hesitate

He tugged on his belt and adjusted his hat

The North Pole was calling….how about that!

A/Njust a silly little ditty I was thinking about while waiting at Home Deport for my Christmas tree to get trimmed. You can flame it if you like