A/N: I love little Arty! So, I'm going to update him. Muwahahahaha! -looks around- did I do that out loud?
This chapter is dedicated to...um,...Anyone who reviews this chapter!!
The Diary of Artemis Fowl II
August 14/2006
Monday 7:36 p.m.
Fowl Manor
Diary,
There is something very strange going on at school. That insane brunette was there today. Only this time, she had friends. Her and about five other girls were constantly glancing at me, and then breaking into fits of absurdly high-pitched giggling. I could have sworn I heard one of them hiss;
"No! Don't look at him! He'll figure it out and shoot you down!"
Me? Shoot someone? Of course, I am familiar with the workings of a standard rifle. But why on earth would I shoot someone? I really am beginning to wonder if those girls have any link to the organization that keeps sending me encoded e-mails. I hate to say it; but perhaps I should ask father about this. He would know how to deal with it.
Later…
Why is it that everyone in my household is demented?! Father said, and I quote:
"Arty, those aren't threats. They're secret admirers notes." At this, mother looked up quickly.
"Little Arty has a secret admirer?" she practically shrieked.
"More than one. Or, so it would appear." Father smiled.
"Arty," hissed mother to father. "I think it's time for; 'The Talk'." Father merely rolled his eyes, and told me to 'meet him in his study at 7:40. This does not bode well. I have to get up early tomorrow, so I will leave off here.
-Artemis Fowl the Second
A/N: I know; short. But don't worry, you'll hear poor Arty's account of "The Talk" soon enough...
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