Sakura woke up on the couch in the boy's house. Sasuke had offered to share his bed, but Sakura said that it would be easier to keep her foot elevated on the sofa, so the Uchiha didn't argue. "Sasuke?" she called but not too loud.
Nothing.
"Damn where did he put my crutches?" Sakura looked around and saw them, sitting against the wall. "Damn." she somewhat stood, and hobbled over to the wall, and got on her crutches. She needed food. She hoped into the kitchen and looked around. No cereal, lot's of ramen, not much else. "Ah ha!' Sakura pulled out a container of eggs and milk from the fridge, now all she needed was a pan, a bowl, and a spoon. She searched the kitchen until she had what she needed and began to cook.
"Sakura?" Sakura turned and saw Neji yawning and walking in.
"Good morning Neji, if you want, I'm making scrambled eggs, they should be done soon." Sakura said with a smile. She was sitting on a bar stool over the stove.
"That sounds good." Neji said. "I've never had someone make breakfast before, it's been a while."
"Well, if I can get Naruto to eat eggs instead of ramen I'll be happy." She said turning back to her food. Soon Shikamaru joined them. "Morning Shikamaru." Sakura called.
"What are you doing?" he asked yawning.
"She's making us breakfast." Neji said.
"Yup, um Neji can you get five plates, and forks?" Sakura asked flipping the mush I the pan around.
"Sure Neji walked over t the cupboards and pulled everything out, placing it around the bar.
"Shika, can you get glasses?"
"Sure." Shika stood lazily and pulled five glasses from the cupboards.
"Morning guys." Naruto said as he and Sasuke walked into the kitchen. "What are you doing Sakura-chan?"
"Making breakfast." Neji and Shikamaru replied at the same time.
"Morning beautiful." Sasuke said wrapping his arms around Sakura's waist, and kissing her.
"Morning. Ok sit down." Sakura spun on her stool, taking the pan with her. She graceful placed eggs on the five plates, and poured oj into the glasses. "Dig in boys." she said taking a bite.
All the boys scooped a fork full of eggs into their mouths and their eyes lit up. "Sakura this...this is awesome!" Naruto said. "I think I have a new favorite food." Everyone looked at him in shock.
"Um, thanks Naruto." Sakura said a bit scared. After they ate the boys all left to get dress, and Sakura tried to get dressed in the bathroom, but it wasn't working. "Sasuke!' She called.
Sasuke poked his head in. "yeah?"
"Can you help me get dressed?" Sakura asked, blushing a bit.
"Sure." Sasuke walked in, "what first?"
"My skirt." Sakura said. Sasuke picked it up, and walked over to Sakura, she was sitting on the toilet seat, so he slipped it up over her feet, and up her legs, until she needed to stand. He helped her and leaned her body against his, until the skirt was in place on her waist and ze zipped up the side. "Now, my shoe and sock." Sasuke picked up the sock and slid it up her left leg until it reached her knee, and he fastened her shoe on.
"Now what?"
"My shirt." Sasuke nodded, and pulled her shirt off the counter, and helped her slide her arms into it, and started buttoning the front. Sakura could have done it by herself, but Sasuke was gentile, ad careful. "Arigato Sasuke." Sakura said giving him a kiss when he was done.
"No problem come on." Sasuke followed Sasuke out of the bathroom and into the garage where Sasuke already had her school bag waiting. She carefully climbed into the passenger's seat as Sasuke got in the driver's side, and the boys got in the back.
Then they were speeding off to school. When they got there Sakura's heart started to race. So many damn fan boys, and they all had roses. Why?
Sakura carefully climbed out of the car, and when the boys saw her they gasped. Sasuke stayed fairly close, which Sakura was thankful for. "Anno, Sakura?" Sakura turned and saw three boys, they were fan boys, but they were the only one's she could stand.
"Hi guys." she said with a smile. The first one had an 80's hairstyle bowl cut with black hair, and the bushiest eyebrows. (Rock lee) The second had brown spiky hair, and two fang's on his face, in his shirt was Akumaru, his dog. (Kiba Inuzuka) and the last was another brown spiky haired boy, but he was a big rounder, and he had a bit better personality that Kiba. (Choji Akamichi).
"Sakura what happened?" Kiba asked gesturing towards her leg.
"I broke my ankle yesterday." Sakura said blushing a bit.
"That sucks, here." Choji handed her a chocolate bar.
"Thanks Choji."
"Youthful Sakura, would you like help carrying you books?" Lee asked.
"Sure Lee, meet me at the health classroom, and you can walk me to gym, since Sasuke has woodshop then." she said with a smile.
"Whoo!" Lee shouted and started to do back flips across the parking lot.
"Hey guys at lunch, come find me, I want you guys to sign my cast." Sakura said, before she turned to follow Sasuke. Everyone else was inside.
"Hey Sakura." Ino called.
"Hey." Sakura said. "So back to art?" They all walked down the hall, and Sasuke still stayed close.
They took their seats, and waited for the teachers.
"Good morning class." the blond teacher said.
"Now recite the motto of art class." the red headed one said.
"Art is a bang and will last forever." the class said in unison.
"Good, now today, I want the boys to partner up with the girls, and draw them." Sasori said.
"Sasori Sensei." (O.o cant get used to that.)
"Yes Naruto?"
"Do we get to choose?"
"Yes."
"Alright me and Hina-chan!" Naruto called.
"Neji-kun?" Tenten asked. Neji nodded, with a bit of a smile. Ino and Shikamaru only blushed, and smiled.
"Sakura?" Sasuke asked.
"Do you even need to ask?" She asked stealing a quick kiss.
Art class carried on the guys al making wonderful art work of the girls, and it made them blush. As soon as art was over they all walked down to English, where they were learning Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. With Kurenai Sensei. When English was over they went to math, which they had with the laziest teacher ion the school.
"Ok, I don't have anything planned for today so just talk." the teacher said walking into the room ten minuets late.
"YOU"RE LATE KAKASHI SENSEI!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto I'm always late, get used to it." he said before sitting in his chair reading his 'book.' Once that was over they went to science class with Jiraiya Sensei.
"Ok class, today we are going to learn about the reproductive system." he said. The class groaned, but then shut up when their Sensei broke out into song.
The
parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind
will cause pollination.
If not, then a bee or any other nectar
gathering creature can create the same situation.
Yes, anything
that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.
I'll
try to make it crystal-clear:
The flower's insatiable passion
turns its life into a circus of debauchery!
The class was in shock, what the hell was he doing? And why did they feel like singing too?
Now
you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma.
And
why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no
enigma!
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
Then Ino Hina and Tenten couldn't hold it any more. "A photo-periodic reaction!" they all called. Then slapped their hands over their mouths. They couldn't fall into his power!
"Oh, that's good, that's very good." Jiraiya said looking at them.
"Hey, I'm lost where are we?" Kiba asked. "Chapter 2" Hinata said. "page 5..." Shino added.
"Reproduction, reproduction!" The guys sang, followed by the girls.
"Put your pollen tube to work." Hinata sang.
"Reproduction, reproduction!" They boys repeated then the girls.
"Make my stamen go berserk." Temari sang.
"Reproduction" The guys shouted.
"I don't think they even know what a pistil is!" Ino said standing up. What the hell was going on?
"I got your pistil right here..." Shikamaru said, pulling Ino in close. What the hell was he doing?
Then Naruto asked. "Where does the pollen go?"
Jiraiya
continued, and everyone settled down hoping they wouldn't have to
sing or anything again. "Next chapter, In an abstract way, the same
thing applies
To the reproductive organs of the more complex life
forms.
But now we are dealing with sexual response.
Are there
any questions before we begin reading?"
But alas. poor Shikamaru got roped into it. "Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?"
Then Neji broke in. "When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?"
Then Kiba got roped in again. "Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune When you got 'em in the back seat."
"With his heart beatin' fast!" Lee said.
"They make it sound like a track meet, gross!" Ino Hina and Tenten called again.
"Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" The boys said in a high-pitched voice, trying to imitate a girl.
"Reproduction, reproduction" The guys said before the girls.
"Baby, give it to me now." The girls said in a masculine voice.
"Reproduction, reproduction" They sang again, Jiraiya was just watching and smiling.
"Is that all you think about?" the guys asked in another girl voice.
"Reproduction" The guys said.
"Come on baby show me that you really love me so!" The girls said turning to the guys.
"Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!" Lee said.
"Where does the pollen go?" Naruto asked again.
Jiraiya cut in again, Thank God. "The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring. Any comments on this?"
Now it was Sakura's turn, and Sasuke's face was shocked by what she said. "Sensei, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?"
Then Sasuke was pulled into it too. "What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it,... mentalstration?"
"Oh, that's really neat!" Ino chimed.
Then Temari added, "Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" The girls coursed.
"Reproduction, reproduction!"
"Hope he's proud of what he's done." Tenten said, addressing to Neji who as shocked, but she shook her head, saying she didn't mean anything.
"Reproduction, reproduction!"
"He was only pokin' fun." Kiba said.
"Reproduction!" The boy's chimed again.
"See what happens when a boy and girl Don't know how to play it safe?" Naruto asked, holding up the class rabbit.
"Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction!" The all chimed again.
"Where does the pollen go?" Naruto asked again.
(HAHA! I thought it was funny XDD)
BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP
"Oh thank God that class is over." Sakura breathed when she got out.
"What the hell was that?" Sasuke asked.
"I don't know, but come on, lunch!" Naruto said, as they got their lunch Sakura went to reserve their spot by the tree outside. "That was too weird." she said to herself.
"Sakura!" Sakura looked up and saw the three boys from earlier that morning walking towards her.
"Hey guys." Sakura said, waving them over.
"How's your day been?" Kiba asked.
"Just plain weird." Sakura said as Akumaru wiggled his way out of Kiba's shirt and into the shade. "Hey Akumaru." Sakura said stroking the dog's head as he curled in the shade by Kiba.
"Sakura!" Sakura looked up and saw everyone else walking out to her.
"Hey guys, you know Kiba, lee, and Choji. Boys this is Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, and Sasuke."
"Hey."
"So, you guys gonna sign my cast or what?" Sakura asked taking out two markers. The who lunch period they doodled and wrote messages and talked about nothing, until the biggest bitch at Konoha high came over to cause shit.
"Forehead girl what's wrong, you weren't getting enough attention so you broke your leg?"
"Micha what do you want?" Ino said standing up followed by the other two.
"Nothing with you you blond slut." Micha said.
"You did not." Ino said.
"Ino, chill I got this." Sakura stood with the help of Sasuke. "Ok Micha, I have just about had it with you and your bitchy ass sultry attitude. So you know what, you either need to go check your ass into the reality hotel for insane bitches, or step up your game, so I actually have some competition as the top bitch in the school." Sakura said getting in her face, and even with using her crutches, she was intimidating as hell.
"Haruno do you even know who you are talking too?" Micha asked, getting even more in Sakura's face.
"Do you?" Sakura asked.
"You will pay, one way or another you will pay." Micha said before she stomped off.
"Wow Sakura, who knew you were such a bitch?" Ino asked.
"Yo Sakura! Ino! Tenten! Hinata!" the girls turned their heads and saw Temari running up to them.
"Hey Temari, what's up?" Sakura asked. Then she saw her brother Gaara coming too. "Hey Gaara." Sakura gave a small wave.
"That science class was weird Huh?" Temari asked.
"Yeah, Hey Temari, sign my cast." Sakura said handing Temari a marker.
"Kay, oh hey I talked to Kankuro, he's coming down next week to start practicing for the State music feast."
"Oh, cool."
"Hey guys we need to go, the bells going to ring soon." Hian said standing up.
"Right, well I've got woodshop, so I'll see you later." Temari said pulling Gaara with her.
They walked into the class, and saw Orochimaru sitting at the front of the room. "Ok calsssss, today you will look up sssssanke picturesssss and ssshow them to me."
The class groaned as they started up their computers. Then 5the bell rang after a while and they all made their way to health class.
"Ok, class today we are going to be learning CPR." Gai said. "I'm going to pair you up, and then I will give further instructions. First Ino and Shikamaru, Neji and Tenten, Hinata, and Tenten, Kiba and Yame, Shino and Nissa, and, well, um this is a problem." Gai said looking at his chart.
"What's a problem? Sasuke asked, noticing the there were only three names yet to be called, his, Sakura's and Jason, the hottest guy in school until Sasuke and his buds showed up.
"Well it seems, that we only have one mademoiselle, and two monsieur's, I guess you will both have to partner up with Miss Sakura." Gai said. Sakura's eyes shot up. What the hell?
"Gai sensei, why me?" Sakura asked.
"Don't worry, Sakura. I won't bite." Jason said, playing a sly smile on his face.
"Alright, gentlemen place the young women on the tables." Gai said. Sasuke picked Sakura up and carefully lied her down.
"Jason you go first." Gai said. Sasuke reluctantly moved away, as Jason moved over to his Sakura. "Now pinch the nose of the girl, and blow into her mouth." Gai said.
Sakura closed her eyes as Jason's mouth came closer to hers, then she felt two warm lips on hers, and instead of air in her mouth she felt a tongue. She moved her hand and hit Jason on the head. He only smiled, and allowed Sasuke to take his turn.
"You ready?" he asked. Sakura only closed her eyes. Sasuke's lips came crashing down on her's and his tongue entered her mouth, this time she kissed back.
Ino was laying, and Shika was just being to hesitant. "Shika come, on just think of it as a make out session." Ino said. Shika's eyes lit up, and he immodestly kissed her, pulling her up in his arms, and started a fierce make out session. Until Gai broke it up.
Neji and Tenten were ok for the most part, Neji didn't move to really kiss, her, but his lips lingered for what seemed like and eternity. And hell Tenten was happy, until the group next to them did the famous 'ahem.'
Naruto and Hinata were good, Naruto was too clueless to make out, and just blew into her mouth. (Dunce)
"Ok, well you all pass, Oh wait." Gai said looking at Sasuke and Sakura who were still making out. "Sasuke Sakura!"
"Sorry Sensei." Sasuke said, puling Sakura up. The rest of class they were free to talk then the bell rang. Lee, Kiba and Choji were at Sakura's side as she said bye to Sasuke.
"Sakura allow my to carry your books." Lee say.
"Thanks Lee." Sakura said handing her bag to lee.
"Come on." Sakura walked down the hall, lee in the front, Kiba and Choji on either side. Until they reached the gym. "Thanks guys, you gonna walk me to Home room too?"
"Of course."
"Haruno what the hell did you do?" Anko said walking over.
"Sorry coach." Sakura said, then she explained the whole pool incident.
"Who's bright idea was that?" Anko asked knowing it was a dare.
"Believe it or not, but it was Hina's"
"Dang, alright stay by me, you can help keep score." Gym was boring and after they had home room, why they had it at the end of the day they didn't know. The boys walked her there, and left to go to their own home room. Sakura walked in and tried to sit next to Sasuke, but he pulled her onto his lap.
"I missed you." he said kissing her.
"Oh get a room." Tenten said.
"Look who's talking." Ino said, Tenten was sitting on Neji's lap playing with his hair.
"Aw shut up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
Shikamaru looked at Neji and they both smiled, they knew how to shut them up, they both turned the girl's heads, and kissed them, smirking while doing so.
"Well I see we didn't waste anytime today." Asuma said walking in and breaking up the make out sessions.
"Ha, ha, Sensei, why cant we just leave?" Sakura asked.
"Don't know."
"Can I go down to ten office?" Sakura asked. Asuma nodded, and Sakura walked out.
"Now what is she doing?" Tenten asked.
before she closed the door, she looked to Tenten. "Grab my bag for me." Tenten was confused but nodded.
Sakura hobbled down to the office and walked into Tsunade's office. "Ah, Sakura how can I help you?"
"I'll give you $150.00 to spend at the bar if you close school early." Sakura said placing three fifties on the desk.
"Students, due to an unseen event school is closed for the day, and take tomorrow off as well." Tsunade said over the intercom,. Sakura smiled and heard the students rushing out.
"Pleasure doing business with you Tsunade." she said leaving the office.
Sakura made her way out of the school where the girls, and guys were waiting by their cars. "Well guys, how was that for an escape plan?" she asked.
"Sakura you rock, anyway, so what are we going to do?" Ino asked.
"Well I know what Tenten is doing tomorrow." Sakura said with a smirk.
"And what would that be?" Tenten asked. Sakura removed a folded piece of paper from her pocket and handed it to Tenten. She looked at the paper and her eyes grew wide. "Sakura I cant do this." she said giving the paper back to Sakura.
"Too bad cause you are." Sakura said.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked.
"It's the state championship for sharpshooters, and it's tomorrow." Sakura said. "Tenten here happens to be the best I know."
"Sakura shut your mouth."
"Tenten, I think you should enter," Neji said wrapping Tenten in his arms.
"You really think so?" she asked looking into his milky white eyes.
"Yeah I do." he said.
"Sakura." Tenten said turning to her pink haired friend.
"Yes?" Sakura asked with a sly smile on her face.
"What time dose it start?" she asked.
"Registration is at six am." she said.
"Great." Tenten said in a sarcastic tone. They all laughed and went home, where they basically did nothing, so I'll skip to the competition.
