SOOO sorry I forgot to put this last time
Disclaimer: I do not own Adventure time or the characters in it with the exception of OCs
I looked all around me, the new unfamiliar sights fascinating me. "Oh, I guess you don't really know this place. That's the Ice Kingdom, but the Ice King is just a creepy old guy who kidnaps princesses, like PB" Finn explains and I nod slowly. This just keeps getting weirder. "Finn! Is that a princess?" We both hear behind us and Finn's expression changes. "Ice king? What are you doing here?" Finn exclaims, his face transforming into anger. "Just passing through. Hubba Hubba! Who's your friend?" Ice King says, picking me up.
"Hey! Put me down!" I holler, kicking in his arms. "Come with me princess!" He says, flying away. "ICE KIIINNNG! YOU SWORE!" Finn screams out behind us, but only to be left behind. "You'll see princess; the Ice Kingdom isn't so bad" "Put me down! You're crazy!" I say, hitting him everywhere. "Now princess, behave or you get the squirty squirts. That's what I give to my penguins when they act up, know what I'm sayin'?" He says, raising his eyebrows repeatedly. "Ugh, you're such a creep" I say as we arrive. He puts me inside of an icy prison cell and closes the door, locking it. "Can't have you escaping on me. Anyway, what's your name princess?" Ice king says, sitting in front of the cell with an interested facial expression.
Is this why he kidnapped me? So he could get to know me? Ugh this guy is weird. "Little Red?" I say, tilting my head at him. "You know, I don't mean any harm princess. I just want someone to love me" He says, and this has piqued my interest. "If you want people to love you, kidnapping them and locking them in a cell isn't the way to go" I say. "Oh yeah? Well how do I make people love me?" Ice king says, fully engaged in the conversation we were having. I see behind Ice king, Finn climb through the window and hide behind an Ice pillar. He twirled his hand in a circular motion, signaling me to continue distracting Ice King.
"Oh well uh, first you have to love yourself…and others! No one wants a grumpy old man around them" I say, and Ice King sure enough latched on as Finn inched closer. "But, what if they don't like me back? What do I do Little Red?" Ice King says, listening to every word I said. "Well, they'll only not like you if you keep doing things to make them feel that way. Don't try so hard to get their attention. Just go with it" I say, moving my arms to act out my words. "Oh yeah yeah! And if they don't like me, I can freeze them right?" Ice King says, creating a frozen orb of light in his hand. "Um, no" "Aw" he replies, putting his magic trick away. "If they don't like you, then it's on them. You seem like a nice guy, but you just have to treat people better" I say, smiling at him.
"Thanks Little Re-" Finn jump kicks Ice King in the face, sending his crown flying off his head and his body to hit the floor in a thud. "You swore! You swore you swore! You swore you'd never take anymore princesses if me and Jake hung out with you! Kidnapping people is a CRIME ya donk!" Finn says, snatching the key from Ice King and opening my door. I looked over at a poor moaning Ice King, holding his face where Finn kicked him. "Um, don't you feel bad about kicking a poor old man?" I ask, looking Finn in the eyes. "Well yeah, but not Ice King. He's bad news" Finn says, holding my hand and jumping out the window. We both landed safely on Jake and he started off once again. What a strange day so far.
