Latara-...It throws all logic out the window then drops a giant flaming bowling ball on it!
Gardevior-*Walks in with trays of Cyber-Treats-and-Sweets* What does?
Yin-The way Bats can get into anywhere, anytime. It's FREAKY!
Gardevoir-Oh -.-
Deadpool-Oh Goodie! Snacks!
Gardevoir-*Uses psychic.* Sit down Wade. These aren't for you.
Harley-Well who are they for?
Espeon-The reviewers! Duh! *Takes a tray* And one of them is for a dare. But we'll get to that later.
Note that all the pokemon are still human unless said otherwise.
Sylveon-So the 1st tray goes too...Pokegirl and Thorn! And their friends...*Hands tray to Espeon, who teleports it to Pokegirl*
Somewhere else...
Eevee-I...I...
RedHeadFox-I...um...*Tray falls on RHF* Ow!
Mina-*Picks tray's lid up* Yay! Cookies!
Thorn-*Vine whips Mina out of the way then laughs evilly*
Pokegirl-Arceus...
Back In Studio...
Espeon-Ok the next tray is for...we'll get around to that. But 1st...
*Lucario, Galade and Darkrai burst in with Lucario holding a girl and Darkrai holding a Luxray in a purple-ish sphere*
Girl-LET ME GO! I'LL SICK STATIC ON YOU!
Lucario-Quiet down...
Espeon-Hey look! It's our special guest ClanClaws!
*Lucario let's the girl down while Darkrai makes the sphere disappear. Rhyme!*
Static-Lux Lux Ray? (Where are we?)
Eevee-You are on our 12 Days Of Christmas Holiday Special!
Static-*Leans over to Clan and whispers...* Lux Lux Luxray. (That girl is an eevee...)
Clan-Or is that eevee a girl?
Eevee-Both. *Turns toward Latara* Would you mind?
Latara-No problem. *Flicks wrist and Luxray get's turned into a teenage girl with a sweat jacket, knee-high skirt and boots. All blue, black and yellow. With black hair and a black clip that has a star on the end* Mind getting her hair?
Sylveon, Glameow-Course we will. *Straightens Static's hair and puts collar around her neck.*
Espeon-Thanks Glam, Syl.
Sylveon, Glameow-No problem.
Static-So...what did that do?
Miko-It's quite simple. Now we can understand you without Latara having to translate.
Static-Oh.
Espeon-Okay then. So before we start I would like to give you, Clan, this tray of Cyber-Treats-And-Sweets.
Clan-Woo!
Umbreon-So let's get started on the dares...
Espeon-*Presses button to reveal 6 monsters on one screen and 6 teenagers on another.*
Lala-Ghoulia! Is it on yet?!
Ghoulia-Moans- (Yeah.)
Blue-Crikey! Why can't we see 'em?
Pinkie-TWI!
Twilight-I'm trying Pinkie, calm down.
Rarity-Calm? Calm?!
Fluttershy-I...I'm fine with calm...
Rainbow-Well I'm not!
A.J-Now hold on there, Rainbow. Let Twi do her thing.
Spike-Problem is, it isn't her thing.
Cleo-Ghoulia, can't you fix this any faster?
Ghoulia-Moans- (I'm doing it as fast a possible)
Frankie-Ugh!
Clawdeen-Calm down ghouls, she's tryin'.
Espeon-Elgyem, mind helping?
Elgyem-Beep, Beep. (Now Try)
Sylveon-Ghouls, Girls can you hear us?
Frankie-Loud and clear! Voltage!
Pinkie-We hear ye captain!
Rainbow-Um...yeah.
Espeon-So my dear friends, whatcha got?
Twi-Well, our dare was for you to preform Team. That's all we got...
Lala-We were mainly thinking of doing something in your Fearleading uniform...
Clawdeen-How about you preform IN your Fearleading Uniform.
Frankie-Everyone who's performing...
Cleo-Oh Thank Ra!
Ghoulia-(Sounds good)
Espeon-*Takes a uniform out of a bag then tosses the bag at Latara, the rest of the eeveelutions and Zorua.*
Everyone Just Named-*Runs into bathroom and changes*
*Umbreon, Vaporeon and Flareon grab their guitars, Jolteon grabs her drumsticks and hops on the seat, Eevee grabs a tambourine, Espeon and Sylveon grab Keytars, Leafeon and Glaceon go to the sides for 'Special Effects' and Latara and Zorua grab their head sets*
Zorua-Wait 'til you're announced
We've not yet lost all our graces
The hounds will stay in chains
Look upon your greatness
That you'll send. The Call I'll Send (x15)
Latara-Call all the ladies out
They're in their finery
A hundred jewels on throats
A hundred jewels between teeth
Now bring my boys in
Their skin in craters like the moon
The moon we love like a brother, while he glows through the room.
Dancin' around the lies we tell
Dancin' around big eyes as well
Even the comatose they don't dance and tell.
Latara, Zorua-We live in cities you'll never see on screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Living in ruins of the palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team.
Zorua-I'm kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air, so there
So all the cups got broke shards beneath our feet but it wasn't my fault
And everyone's competing for a love they won't receive
'Cause what this palace wants is release.
Latara, Zorua-We live in cities you'll never see on screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Living in ruins of the palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team.
Latara-I'm kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air
So there.
I'm kinda older than I was when I revelled without a care
So there.
Latara, Zorua-We live in cities you'll never see on screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Living in ruins of the palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team
We're on each other's team.
And you know, we're on each other's team.
We're on each other's team.
And you know, and you know, and you know.
*Everyone applauds*
Latara-Thank you! Thanks You!
Espeon-Now...We get to eat Cookies!
Everyone-Yay!
Espeon-No only Latara, and Us...pokemon.
Everyone else-Aww...
Latara, Eeveelutions-*Sits down with tray and starts eating cookies*
Clan-Hey that was one of mine :D
Espeon-Yep...let's see what else you got...
Eska: Do a tango dance with Bolin.
Eska, Bolin-Why?
Clan-Do not questions the reviewers!
Eska, Bolin-Okay! *Start doing the Tango*
Yin-*Tries not to laugh*
The Eeveelutions: Hang around Mistletoe in random and inconvenient places. On a side note-
Eevee: Count how many times you have to bleep out people. I'm just curious...
Eevee-For the whole special?
Clan-*Shrugs* Why not.
Eeveelutions-What the *Eevee*
Static-*Makes little mark on board* That counts as 1 right?
Eevee-I think.
Espeon-*Uses Psychic on the Eeveelutions (Besides herself) and some mistletoe*
Umbreon-Phooey.
Latara-*Swallows cookie* NEXT!
I haven't watch Yu-Gi-Oh in a while... Let's see what I can remember makes Joey and Mai tick...
Mai-Please don't...
Hmm... Nope! Nothing! Oh well...
Joey, Mai-*Silently Cheer*
Joey: I dare you to act like Eska for the chapter.
Mai: I dare you to act like Joey.
Mai-*Eevee!*
Joey*Eevee*
Static-*Puts two more marks on the board* 3.
Joey-I don't even know HOW to act like Eska...I've only known her for 2 days...2 DAYS!
Mai-Well you gotta try...
Eska-This is most unpleasant...
Espeon-*Looks at paper* To bad cause...
Eska: Go back to dancing.
Eska-*Sighs*
Espeon-Don't worry. We'll try to cut this one a bit short...ish...
Umbreon-Next up Pokegirl and Thorn's.
Thorn's Dare-I dare you to sing in a quartet to a banana.
Leafeon-Why a banana?
Everyone else- I don't know...
Deadpool-*Starts cracking up*
Danny-Ok so Latara, Zorua, Meloetta and I?
Yin-Uh...no.
Latara-Why not?
Espeon-*Takes paper from Yin* Because it says like the banana is a lady...okay then...
Eevee-So only boys for this one.
Latara-Okay so Danny...and uh...
Deadpool-OOOOOHHHH Pick meeeeee!
Latara-Ok...Joey?
Joey-I'm supposed to be acting like Eska...meaning I need to act like a girl...so no.
Latara-*EEVEE*it...I hate loopholes.
Static-4. *Marks board*
Harley-So that would mean that Mai could...since she's acting like Joey...who's a boy...
Mai-*EEVEE*
Latara- El Nùmero Cinco.
Everyone else-Huh?
Danny-Number Five.
Everyone Else-Oh...
Latara-Ok so Danny, Mai, Deadpool...we still need one more...
Espeon-*Looks over at Lucario*
Lucario-Oh *Eevee*.
Latara-Sū 6
Everyone-Huh?
Danny-Number 6.
Latara-This time in Japanese. (Last time was Spanish)
*Danny, Deadpool, Lucario and Mai (Poor Mai) start singing to a Banana...Everyone who has a cellphone is recording it.*
Minutes Later...
Espeon-Ok so...Not doing that one...Where did she get that Idea...Holy *Eevee*
Latara-Le numéro sept
Miko-Number 7. In French :D
Espeon-Well...We still have time to kill so uh...how about you just perform again? *Looks over at Latara*
Latara-Fine with me. What shall I sing?
A mixture of The One That Got Away, Hot and Cold and Teenage Dream spurt out.
Latara-Better Idea...
Few Minutes Later...
Latara-You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back.
I'm a get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight.
(Tune Change)
In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away.
(Another Tune Change)
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(you) You don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down, down...
*Applause*
Latara-Thank You! Thank You! *Bows*
Blazekin-*Clears Throat*
Espeon-Yeah?
Blazekin-So uh...how did this wall break?
Espeon-It's a long story.
Clan-*Looks at imaginary watch* We got time.
Latara-Ok so Peter webbed Danny's right hand and my left hand together. We couldn't get it unstuck and finally I had an epiphany.
Joey-*Looks confused*
Latara-An idea. Anywho...I got my Demon Sword out and slashed the *Eevee* thing till it broke.
Danny-*Under Breath* And wound up destroying the whole wall...
Latara-*Laughs nervously* Yeah...that too.
Deadpool-BT-Dubs that's 8 now.
Static-*Marks Board*
Espeon-Oh I forgot about that...
Umbreon-*Clears throat* Well...I think it's time for our 'Special Guests' to go...
Lucario-On it.
Latara- WAIT! *Flicks wrist, turning Static back into a Luxray and taking the collar off* Okay.
*Galade, Lucario and Darkrai 'escort' Clan and Static out.*
Espeon-Well that's all for now. Remember to not only review, but put in a song request for our Christmas Party on the 25th. We will have performances by The Meloetta and the Eeveelutions, The Winx and The Specialists!
Gardevor-Also remember that anyone who reviews get's Cyber-Sweets! :D
Yin-So Clickity Click!
Bolin-So uh...can we stop now?
Espeon-Eh. Why not.
Elgyem-Beep Beep (See you next time) *Shuts camera off*
