I say sorry now for the part with the Mexican stand off it is really long so sorry. and here is the next chapter. oh and Beth comes in real soon!


"Well then I think you need to put one more stone on each side"

He looked at her weird ''why baby?"

"Because I'm pregnant with twins!"

"Are you sure" Hotch ask shocked. She nodded "I called my doctor last night and she said that's the reason I'm showing so much"

"That's….I..Oh god we're going to have twins" He picked her up and kissed her with as much passion as possible.

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Emily and Aaron walked back to camp and saw Garcia, JJ, and Morgan walking towards the lake in their swimsuits "Hey guys you want to come to the lake with us" Morgan asked

"Sure we'll meet you there, we have to get are bathing suits on" Hotch answered.

"But don't take forever ok bossman and gumdrop?"

"We won't PG, see you there" Emily said

Down by the lake

Aaron walked to the lake with Emily on this back "So I had to carry you why?"

"Because I didn't want to walk anymore so I jumped on your back for fun"

"Oh ok" He said before making it to where people were.

Hotch set Emily down by the water where JJ, Garcia and Alyssa Milano were already in. Emily very slowly made her way in before JJ spoke "uhh Em aren't you going to take your FBI jacket off before getting in"

"No I'm good JJ but thanks for asking" she said back. "Come on take it off you have a great body" "JJ I'm fine"

Hotch walked away with a smile on his face listening to JJ and Emily fight. "Hey Hotch you want a water"

"sure thanks Morgan"

"So what is this trip about" Morgan asked

"I think they're going to make us work out and play games or s.."

Hotch was cut off when then heard a scream from JJ, looking over they saw all three women around Emily asking questions and looking at her hand. "wonder what that's about" Morgan asked before getting up and walking to the girls with Hotch hot on his heels. "Oh my god Emily when did this happen" "How'd he ask" "This thing is huge"

"ok ,ok he asked today, we were walking right over there when it happened, and I know its really big." Emily answered the questions the girls were asking. "what's going on here?"

"Hotch asking Emily to marry him" JJ said

"WHAT!"He looked and Hotch "I swear if you hurt her I will kick your ass so hard that you will not see the day that Emily gives birth to the twins" "I know I would never hurt h….wait how do you know she's pregnant"

"YOU'RE PREGANT!?" the girls yelled. "yes I'm three months with twins" they hugged and start to talk about the wedding and the babies.

Morgan looked at Hotch "anyways Tom Selleck told me" "How told him?" "Kevin spacey and before you ask Emily told Rossi, who told Spacey, who told Tom, and Tom told me." "WOW so everyone knew but me!" "Reid don't know and all the other Actors"

"whatever lets go for a swim…

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The Agents and the Actors were setting up guns and putting on clothes for a paint ball fight. It would be Agents vs. Actors.

"Actors, Agents please get your teams together, for the Agents there will have to be a team of three because there a nine of you" Steven said while putting his helmet on "so please I'll give you five minutes to get things together."

At once all the men yelled "I want Emily" before running over to her.

JJ, Garcia, and Erin were left by them selfs. "My boyfriend just left me for another women" Garcia said, JJ agreeing "I feel so unloved."

"oh sorry baby girl, it's just that Emily is a traind spy and I would not want to be on a team that doesn't have Emily on it." Morgan explained himself. "Sorry to ruin your chance at winning but I'm going to team up with my fiancé." Emily said walking over to Hotch. "Damn we're going to lose, well come one Erin lefts go." Rossi said.

"Oh no Dave I'm on JJ and Garcia's team so you boys are on your own."

Frank ran over then "Then I get David"

"NO!, Why do you guys hate me." Morgan said.

After teams are made

So the teams are for Actors we have,

Kevin Spacey and Rachel Weisz=green

Alyssa Milano and Joseph Gordon-Levitt=blue

Harrison Ford and Tom Selleck=yellow

Reese Witherspoon and Drew Barrymore=red

Hugh Jackman and Anna Torv=black

Helen Mirren and George Clooney=white

Will Smith and Christina Applegate=gold

Morris Chesnut and Steven Spielberg=purple

For the Agents

Prentiss and Hotch=violet

JJ, Garcia, and Strauss=orange

Rossi and Dawson=silver

Morgan and Reid=brown

After everyone got a color, they run into the woods for hiding places, a bell rang starting the game.

Rossi was looking behind a tree covering the left side of it with Frank covering the right. David saw movement in the bush about 30 feet away, he nudged Frank and both of them got down pointed and shot four times.

"OW son of a bitch, really I told you they would see us" out came Witherspoon holding her arm and stomach.

"I'm sorry they're old I didn't think they would have that good of site" Barrymore said rubbing her leg.

Rossi and Frank looked at each other before pointing again and both shooting Drew in the arm.

"OW what was that for" "that was for calling us old" Rossi said. He and Dawson got up, then ran to find a new hiding spot.

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"Shh did you hear that" whispered Applegate, she looked around seeing Gordon-Levitt walking by the lake, he turned around a waved at them.

"does he want to get shot, cocky little thing." Smith said

"No but you two do" said a voice from behind them. They turned around both getting shot in the sides

"Damn it Milano I know you were close, that was a good trick" Applegate said "well thanks cause I really have to pee, come one Will lets go back to the camp and get Ice packs."

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"Did you know a single tree produces approximately 260 pounds of oxygen per year. That means two mature trees can supply enough oxygen annually to support a family of four! or did you know About one third of the United States of America is covered by forests."

"How does JJ put up with you, no let me say that again how the hell does henry put up with you."

"well he's my son and she's my girlfriend"

"Just don't talk for about five minutes, can you do that" he nodded "good because Spa...OWWWW!"

"OHH Right in the kanickies (A/N: from Austin power's goldmember)" Spacey cringes

Reid ran behind a tree "come on Dr. Reid I just shot your partner in the balls just come out here so I can shot you too." Rachel said

"No it's his fault he wasn't paying attention" Reid said back, he took a breath then ran out shooting Weisz in the helmet and Spacey in the legs.

"I did it Oh my God I did it, take that Morgan, well this was fun but I got to run bye!"

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Emily looked down to see if anyone was coming, she was about the jump when Hotch pulled her back." shh look" he said in a hushed tone. She looked up to see and hear Reid and Morgan "Did you know that a single tree.." She smiled as Reid talked about trees it felt like only yesterday she was meeting him for the first time. Emily and Hotch both covered their mouths to try and stop laughing when Morgan went down. She looked down again to see Reid hiding from Rachel and Kevin. Hotch thought he should help the little guy out so he turned over and pointed his gun before firing the same time Reid did. He got Spacey down then looked over to see Rachel down from where Reid shot her.

"I did it Oh my God I did it, take that Morgan, well this was fun but I got to run bye!" they heard him say, then watched him run off into the woods. Emily was the first one to see if it was ok to come down, when it was her and Hotch jumped out of the tree right where Morgan was.

Spacey limped over "So were you the one that shot me in the legs?"

"Yup I just couldn't do that to Reid he's so small" Hotch answered.

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Later on in the game JJ found herself in a real Mexican stand off. She was pointing her guns at Selleck and Jackman.

Selleck had a gun on JJ and on Mirren

Jackman was pointing to Clooney and Spielburg

Mirren's guns were on Jackman and Chesnut

Clooney was on Selleck and Spielburg

Spielburg had a gun on Mirren and Garcia

Chesnut had a gun on Garcia and Ford

Garcia had a guns on Ford and Chesnut

Ford was on Erin and Clooney

Erin was on Gordon-Levitt and Torv

Levitt had a gun on Torv and Reid

Reid was on Milano and Strauss

and last Milano was on Reid and JJ

Selleck spoke first "I say we all fire on 3 and then the last people standing go kill Rossi's Team, Hotch's Team, and anyone left sound good?"

They all nodded Chestnut "3", Mirren "2", Milano "1..

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Rossi and Frank were walking when they heard the sound of gun shots, both ducking until they stopped "what was that"

"I don't know Frank but I'm going to find out"

Both men walked to a grassy field where they saw everyone but Erin, Milano, and Torv down.

"What the.. Erin sweetie are you ok" she nodded.

"Oh I'm fine too thanks for asking" Clooney slowly got up hold his ass and his arm. "ok who shot me in the ass?"

"sorry Clooney I was going down and I just fired" Ford answered.

Before anyone could say anything else Milano and Frank both when down followed by Torv and Erin.

"Son of a bitch that hurts like insanely bad." Erin yelped.

"And that hun, is how you take down four people" Emily said to Aaron

Hotch looked around "Is it bad that I was really turned on by that?"

"No not really but you do know I have to kill you know, don't you?"

Hotch laughed then before he know it he took a bullet to the arm and Rossi got one to the back.

"Damn it, I forgot Emily was still here." He said

"so" Steven started "does that mean everyone's down"

''yes Reid got Spacey and Rachel, Rachel got Morgan in the nuts" Emily laugh while Hotch finishes saying his sentences "We passed Smith and Applegate, they said Milano got them, and we saw Rossi and Frank take down Barrymore and Witherspoon."

"well then I guess you guys can go and get Ice packs then wash up for dinner."