Alchemy House:

Laharl yawned as he woke up in his coffin bed. Light peeked through the darkened window bringing dark light into the bedroom. He stretched and yawned some more getting up in the morning. He went over to the dresser, put on some black pants and walked out into the living room. Issac was on the couch, sleeping in a stretched out position.

Laharl laughed as Issac's snoring was so loud it could wake the dead. He walked over to the calender on the wall and muttered to himself, looking for the date. "Hmm, today is a lazy day," he said finding the right date. Actual sunlight came through the regular windows making the inside look so homely. The inside of the house is a lot bigger than it looks on the outside. With various furniture, lighting fixtures, bookshelves filled with books from other worlds, many doors leading to different parts of the house and many other amazing things.

A fancy black tea cup with gold lining on a mini plate with the same design came floating out of the kitchen and into Laharl's hand. He took a sip and exhaled, "Good coffee this morning Junko."

A husky woman's voice was heard from said kitchen, "Thank you deary. What are your plans for today?"

He thought about it, "I don't know, maybe just explore Ponyville."

"A yellow pegasus keeps coming by here, just staring at the place. Do you know who she is?"

'Fluttershy,' he thought.

Junko spoke again, "She seems nice, you should go visit her dear."

He thought about this for a moment, "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, thanks Junko."

"Your welcome deary." Laharl put on his black coat and headed for the door.

Just as he was about to open and leave, he turned his head to the kitchen, "Tell Issac when he wakes up, that I'm heading out and he should meet me at the Sugar Cube Corner."

"Okay," she responded.

Fluttershy's Cottage:

Fluttershy was outside her cottage, tending to the animals as she normally does. All the animals surrounded her for meal time. "Now now," she said in a sweet voice, "there's plenty for everyone of you, but you need to share." The moment she poured animal pellets on the ground, it turned into a feeding frenzy.

"How do you do this every day Flutters," Rainbow complained trying to feed other animals. She flew up a little bit to try to pour food, but the animals jumped up and tried to form a tower to reach her.

"Awe shoot sugarcube," Applejack said keeping her animals in check, "it's easy if yah know how to handle them." She chuckled seeing Rainbow having some trouble.

Fluttershy walked over to her friends, "Thanks again girls for helping me, there seems to be more animals than usual."

Applejack turned to her, "No problem dear, just happy to help."

Just then Angel the bunny came running up to Fluttershy, tugging at her mane and pointing dirt road leading to the cottage. She looked down where he was pointing, "What's wrong Angel, is somepony coming." The other two watched with her. They watched but nopony was coming.

"You girls waiting for someone?" Fluttershy let out an "EEP" and jumped back as Laharl was next to her. The other two mares looked surprised and jumped back as well.

Applejack stomped her hoof to the ground, "How in tarnation did you git here so fast?"

Laharl chuckled devilishly, "I'm sneaky."

Rainbow flew over and pointed a hoof in his face, "No way you can be that fast. I'm the fastest flier in all of Equestria." She then flew up the nearest, tallest tree near the house. When she reached the top, she did a victory pose, "HA, there is no way he could've beaten me up here."

"My what a lovely view from up here." Rainbow turned her head and looked in horror as Laharl was sitting on top of the tree right next to her. He had his leg over his eyes looking out with a toothy grin on his face. She flew down and head for Fluttershy's cottage only to stop when Laharl was at the cottage, leaning on it with the same toothy grin. Thinking quickly, she tried to fly over to her friends as fast as she can. There, he stood with that same grin.

"How," she asked in defeat with her head lowered, "how can you be that fast?"

He walked over to her on his hind legs and patted her on the head, "Centuries of practice dear." The other girl trotted over to comfort Rainbow.

"Alright," Applejack said in confidence walking over to the same tree he and Rainbow were on, "let's see how strong you are boy." She turned around and bucked the tree as hard as she could, cracking it a little and leaving two hoof marks in the tree. She turned back to Laharl and pointed at the mark she made, "Top that sugarcube."

Laharl walked over to examine what she did. She had a smug look of victory on her face. He bent down and put his hooves on around the trunk of the tree. Applejack looked confused and then looked in awe as Laharl grunted and started to pull the tree from the ground roots and all. The other girl looked in awe as well, but Fluttershy was scared out of her mind by Laharls' inhuman strength.

He turned around and threw the tree behind him, landing in the Everfree Forest. Applejack ran over to the other girls and sat there, looking at Laharl with fear. "Uhh," he said scratching behind his head, "please don't be afraid, I didn't mean to over do it."

Fluttershy quietly walked over and put her shaking hoof on his arm and said timidly, "I... I... I… It's okay... yo... y... y... you didn't m... m... m... mean it."

Applejack suddenly jumped on Laharl, knocking him on the ground, "Woowee, that was amazin Laharl. Ah never seen nopony do that before."

"YEAH," Rainbow yelled in his face, "that was so awesome. You must as strong as a full grown dragon."

"Stronger," he said while getting up. As he brushed himself off, Fluttershy noticed some black and white markings on his right leg. As she reached to touch it, Laharl quickly smacked her hoof away.

She then got on the ground and hid behind her mane cowering in fear and said in a meek voice, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The other girl gasped at what he did. Laharl then walked over and patted Fluttershy on the head, hoping to calm her down. "It's okay," he said apologetically, "that is a magic tattoo and if you were to touch it, bad things will happen to you."

She peeked through her mane, "You're not mad at me?"

"No," he said with a smile, "I don't think I could ever be mad at you." She blushed but hid it behind her mane so she wouldn't be embarrassed. The girls sighed in relief hoping he wouldn't hurt Fluttershy. After a few moments of awkwardness, everything calmed down. "I'm heading to the Sugar Cube Corner," Laharl said scratching the back of his head, "you girls want to come?"

Fluttershy kicked the ground a little and said in a small voice, "Umm, we have to finish feeding the animals... you can help if you want."

"Sure," he said with a smile. After many hijinks while feeding the small animals, the group left for the Sugar Cube Corner.

Sugar Cube Corner:

When Laharl and the girls got to the Sugar Cube Corner, Issac, Spike and the other three girls were there chatting and eating cupcakes. They sat down with the others and started to eat as well. "So," Issac said finishing a cupcake he had, "what were you guys doing?"

Rainbow got in his face, "IT WAS AWESOME, LAHARL LIFTED UP A HUGE TREE AND THREW IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!"

'Woah,' Spike thought, 'I wonder if I will ever become that strong?'

Rarity raised an eyebrow, "I highly doubt that darling, nopony is that strong."

Applejack chuckled, "Oh it's true Rarity, Ah saw it with M'Ah own eyes." Rarity shook her head in disbelief.

Issac chuckled, "Showing off for the ladies ehh."

Laharl punched him really hard in the arm, "Shut up." Issac punched him back and they both chuckled.

Twilight looked a little worried, "Umm, why do you two hit each other like that?"

Laharl turned to her, "We have this brother relationship, we do this to each other all the time and call each other names."

Issac spoke, "Yeah, he'll call me a "Thieving prick" and I'll call him a "Stupid Asshole."

Laharl pointed a hoof at himself, "And I call him a "Stupid Bastard," he'll call me a "Fucking Asshole," and I'll call him a "Punk Bitch," and then we fight even after blood is drawn. But at the end of the day, we sit on the couch, have some drinks and laugh the rest of the day away and we're friends again."

All the girls had gapping mouths after hearing what was said. Spike just giggled because he was a guy as well. Pinkie also giggled, "Someponies have potty mouths."

Rarity put her hoof up to her heart and gasped, "I should say so... such language."

Laharl laughed mischievously, "Oh we don't have potty mouths. We have sewage mouths." Issac laughed along side with him.

Applejack shook her head, "You boys sure are weird."

Issac chuckled, "Oh you don't know the half of it."

She walked up to Laharl a little embarrassed, "Umm Laharl, Ah... Ah want to apologize for yell'in at you the other day. Ah know you's were at Sunny Town and such and Ah really appreciate you two for sav'in my sis and her friends. So... um... thanks pardner."

He smiled and petted her on the head, "No problem, let's let bygones be bygones." She blushed a little and turned away so he didn't see it.

Suddenly the Cutie Mark Crusaders jumped out of nowhere and tackled Laharl and Issac to the ground. "Ah was right, they would be here," Apple Bloom said in excitement. The little fillies jumped up and down on the guys saying how cool they are.

Rarity slammed her hooves on the table and stood up, "Sweetie Belle, get off them this instant and that goes for you two as well." They groaned and got off the two stallions.

Scootaloo jumped up and down some more, "Hey, hey, hey, can we have an autograph?"

Both guys got up in a heartbeat and Laharl said, "Sure, why not." The young fillies cheered and got out a pen and paper.

Sweetie Belle said, "Umm, can you two make it out to the Cutie Mark Crusaders?"

Laharl took said items and wrote as he spoke, "To the Cutie Mark Crusaders, from your hero's, Laharl and Issac!" The girls took the paper and the three girls ran off giggling.

Then a small grey filly came from around the corner. It was Silver Spoon. She quietly walked up to the guys with a huge blush on her face. "Umm," she said in a very quiet voice, "can... I… have an... autograph too?"

Laharl smiled and pulled out a piece of paper from his coat, "And who am I making this out to?"

She spoke shyly, "Silver Spoon." He wrote the autograph and handed it back to her. She took it and held it to herself. "Thank you," she said and then headed off.

'Man,' Spike thought again, 'I wish I could talk to girls that easily, especially to Rarity.'

Applejack gave a sly grin, "Well aren't you two charmers."

"We try," Laharl said as he pulled out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, summon black fire in his hoof and lit the cig.

Twilight looked disgusted, "That's not good for you, you know."

He inhaled, took the cig out and blew out some smoke, "I know, but I do it when something bad is going to happen."

She gave a confused look, "Like what?" Just then, four teenage dragons came swooping down where they were and a purple one with shaggy yellow hair picked up Issac with one hand.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Spike and his namby, pamby pony friends," said the tall red dragon with an orange fin on his head.

Spike rose from his seat with a worried look, "Garble, but... but what are you doing here?"

Garble was punching the palm of his claw, "I thought me and my friends would come by and teach you and these ponies a lesson." All of the town ponies screamed in terror and ran for cover in their houses, carts and barrels. There were no ponies in sight except the six girls, Spike, Laharl and Issac. Two other dragons did the same thing Garble was doing.

One was big, round, brown and had grey horns. The other was white with a large pink fin on his head. The two did the same thing Garble was doing and the brown dragon said in a deep voice, "Yeah, stupid namby, pamby ponies."

Garble looked annoyed, "Shut up man, quit repeating everything I say." Laharl started laughing out loud. Garble looked at him shaking his fist, "What's so funny you stupid pony?"

Laharl gave a devilish grin, "I feel sorry for your purple friend." Issac stretched his neck back, Gum Gum Bell: his neck retracted and slammed his head into the purple dragon's head, making a small gong sound, knocking the purple dragon on his back. Then he twisted arms and grabbed the white dragon, Gum Gum Hammer: he lifted up the dragon, twirling him around and slamming him on the purple dragon.

Garble stood there in shock after what he just saw. The brown rushed over and kicked Issac so hard, he flew down the street. Thinking quickly, he grabbed the nearest lamp post and stretched his leg out. After he stretched as far as he could, Gum Gum Rocket: he retracted and propelled himself back in the direction he came from twice as fast. He raised his right leg and slammed into the brown dragon, making him crash into a pavilion.

He then recoiled, spun in the air and landed on both of his hind legs unharmed. The girls, Spike and all other ponies were wide eyed and mouths dropped open as they are seeing the unbelievable. Never before has anypony done this kind of stuff before. Issac chuckled, "Ha, what dumbasses." Garble growled and charged forward with the intent to kill. Laharl stood in front of him, Blood Arcane: Demon's Fury: his arms turned into giant red and black arms with claw hands.

He put those arms forward and grabbed Garbles hands. Laharl grinned, "Hey, ever play mercy?"

Garble grinned as well, "Yeah, so what?"

Laharl grin turned into a demonic smile and his red eyes glowed bright then said in a scary voice, "Then let's play." He twisted Garbles arms around and pressed up, making a loud snapping sound.

Garble screamed in pain and yelled, "MERCY!" Laharl let go and his arms returned to normal along with his face.

Garble and the other dragons cried in pain that they just received. Laharl turned around and walked back to the girls when the sound of something big was hurling towards him. Issac was back to back with Laharl, Gum Gum Balloon: he inhaled air, inflating himself up into a big balloon, catching a hurling rock in his stomach. He grunted and push the rock back to the dragons who were up in the air flying away quickly.

Garble yelled at them, "WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE BROTHERS TO GET YOU TWO!" Issac exhaled and went back to normal. Suddenly they were surrounded by the town folk who were staring at them in amazement.

Then they all burst into cheers yelling, "LAHARL, ISSAC, LAHARL, ISSAC!" Both guys smiled and were embraced by the whole town.

Canterlot Castle:

Luna backed away from the telescope with a shocked look on her face. She can't believe what she just saw. She turned to her sister, "Celestia, did you see them? We cannot believe what we saw... it is impossible."

Celestia walked over and put a comforting wing around her sister and said in a sweet voice, "I believe it. I have personally seen what these boys can do."

Her mind drifted as she remembered some of the things they have done when she observed them. How Issac defeated a thousand men with a barrage of fists in his human form and how Laharl breathed black fire from his mouth like a grand dragon. She snapped out of her mind state with Luna shaking her. "How can we even trust them," she asked.

Celestia smiled at her, "It is not a matter of trusting them, but having faith that they will do the right thing when needed."

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Authors Notes: Redone number 6. Beating up dragons... how fun. Ciao!